Hazel 🏳️⚧️
@transbianarchist.bsky.social
she's a 10(tion deficit)
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tonight is the night I became Dale Gribble and blocked the feds
October 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
tonight is the night I became Dale Gribble and blocked the feds
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THE JOKE HAS ONLY BEGUN!!!!
“I know I make people feel uncomfortable! That’s my entire brand.”
Climate Defiance interrupting a Cuomo presser in the best possible way.
Climate Defiance interrupting a Cuomo presser in the best possible way.
October 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
THE JOKE HAS ONLY BEGUN!!!!
if you're coming here from twitter, rest easy, this place sucks too
October 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
if you're coming here from twitter, rest easy, this place sucks too
The Thing
Alien
Bring Her Back
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
Alien
Bring Her Back
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
Event Horizon
Cube
Krampus
The Thing
Event Horizon
Cube
Krampus
The Thing
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
Christine
The Guest
The Thing
Nope
Christine
The Guest
The Thing
Nope
October 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The Thing
Alien
Bring Her Back
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
Alien
Bring Her Back
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
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ari drennen is like caitlyn jenner for trans people
October 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
ari drennen is like caitlyn jenner for trans people
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"a test"? you mean...a violation?
October 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
"a test"? you mean...a violation?
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RHETORIC [Heroic: Failure] - Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about socialism. Scratch that, *the* question about socialism, the alpha & omega of socialism questions, & that question is:
(Whisper.) "is tranny pussy bourgeois?"
(Whisper.) "is tranny pussy bourgeois?"
October 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
RHETORIC [Heroic: Failure] - Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about socialism. Scratch that, *the* question about socialism, the alpha & omega of socialism questions, & that question is:
(Whisper.) "is tranny pussy bourgeois?"
(Whisper.) "is tranny pussy bourgeois?"
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owning teh tankies w/ facts & logic by shidding out of my doo doo ass
October 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
owning teh tankies w/ facts & logic by shidding out of my doo doo ass
Designer vaginer
October 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Designer vaginer
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remigrate is not a dog whistle, and is open nazi language
![Remigration
Not to be confused with Return migration.
Remigration is an originally European far-right proposal of ethnic cleansing[1] via the mass deportation of non-white immigrants and their descendants, sometimes including those born in Europe, to their place of racial ancestry.[2][3] It is popular especially within the Identitarian movement.[4][5] Some proponents of remigration suggest excluding some persons with non-European background from such a mass deportation, based on a varyingly defined degree of assimilation into European culture.[6][7][8]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remigration](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wvlpy7dbsbfqsxkekqpumd7f/bafkreifokibhbotlwfc3ud3dzbgza7fxsgdkfqy6wvtvy3bojqrmao2fge@jpeg)
October 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
remigrate is not a dog whistle, and is open nazi language
*ordering a vaginoplasty* can I get the uhhhh valentino le chat clutch with a hermes birkin merkin?
Designer. Vagina. 😐
October 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
*ordering a vaginoplasty* can I get the uhhhh valentino le chat clutch with a hermes birkin merkin?
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When a trans woman dies of natural causes, at an age greater than 75, having lived more than half her life as herself, that is cause for celebration, not mourning.
Thank you, Miss Major.
Thank you, Miss Major.
October 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
When a trans woman dies of natural causes, at an age greater than 75, having lived more than half her life as herself, that is cause for celebration, not mourning.
Thank you, Miss Major.
Thank you, Miss Major.
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At the American queer media store
Ask if it's insider queer or queer tourism
Cashier is confused
Pull out an illustrated diagram of what's insider and what's tourism
"It's good queer media, sir"
Look at the media
No trans women, significant drag queens
Ask if it's insider queer or queer tourism
Cashier is confused
Pull out an illustrated diagram of what's insider and what's tourism
"It's good queer media, sir"
Look at the media
No trans women, significant drag queens
October 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
At the American queer media store
Ask if it's insider queer or queer tourism
Cashier is confused
Pull out an illustrated diagram of what's insider and what's tourism
"It's good queer media, sir"
Look at the media
No trans women, significant drag queens
Ask if it's insider queer or queer tourism
Cashier is confused
Pull out an illustrated diagram of what's insider and what's tourism
"It's good queer media, sir"
Look at the media
No trans women, significant drag queens
TPUSA is thrilled to announce the Some-American (you know which ones) Halftime Show
October 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
TPUSA is thrilled to announce the Some-American (you know which ones) Halftime Show
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Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.
trib.al
October 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
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(With alt text)
What the FUCK did I just read
What the FUCK did I just read
October 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
(With alt text)
What the FUCK did I just read
What the FUCK did I just read
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bluesky was actually a long term project by the people behind mastodon. the plan was to create a website that structurally allows funny people to emerge, and then destroy it so they have no other choice but to go to mastodon. they did this instead of adding quote post functionality to their site
October 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
bluesky was actually a long term project by the people behind mastodon. the plan was to create a website that structurally allows funny people to emerge, and then destroy it so they have no other choice but to go to mastodon. they did this instead of adding quote post functionality to their site
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It's still Free Palestine, from the river to the sea.
And may the name of Benjamin Netanyahu be erased.
And may the name of Benjamin Netanyahu be erased.
October 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It's still Free Palestine, from the river to the sea.
And may the name of Benjamin Netanyahu be erased.
And may the name of Benjamin Netanyahu be erased.
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