Torpo
@torpidtypist.bsky.social
Shitposter and slime extraordinaire. Pitiful creature born from a sea of salt. Also streams from time to time I guess.
Streams: twitch.tv/torpidtypist
Streams: twitch.tv/torpidtypist
It's time to hop from one horror game to the next by experiencing the life of a shut-in with Look Outside!
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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January 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
It's time to hop from one horror game to the next by experiencing the life of a shut-in with Look Outside!
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
It's time for more Elden Ring nonsense as we continue our run with @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com !
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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January 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
It's time for more Elden Ring nonsense as we continue our run with @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com !
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
Starting a little late but riding high on ending 2 let's do some more Silent Hill f!
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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January 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Starting a little late but riding high on ending 2 let's do some more Silent Hill f!
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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A man after my own heart.
January 6, 2026 at 7:27 AM
A man after my own heart.
A man after my own heart.
January 6, 2026 at 7:27 AM
A man after my own heart.
It's been a hot minute, but let's get back to the biggest secret of Stahlburg in INFRA!
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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January 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
It's been a hot minute, but let's get back to the biggest secret of Stahlburg in INFRA!
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
Let it be know that upon this day I have gone full bastard. You never go full bastard.
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December 31, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Let it be know that upon this day I have gone full bastard. You never go full bastard.
Gonna be streaming an Elden Ring fun run with @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com and some other friends!
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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December 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Gonna be streaming an Elden Ring fun run with @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com and some other friends!
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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Santa Grenda is coming SOOOOOON (~40 minutes) with @greatjoe.myatproto.social @torpidtypist.bsky.social @ilyon.bsky.social @jsoda.bsky.social & I will recite ALL of the Canadian Provinces for a special donation as MY AILMENT is stopping the Big Waves (I’m sorry).
Tomorrow at 2pm Eastern Santa Grenda RETURNS to the Land's Between with seamless co-op chaos to BEAT RUTGERS in our last #GhostnolaIndustries #ExtraLife session of the year. We're only $109 behind them! (I dedicate this to @wtyppod.com because HE KNOWS).
www.extra-life.org/participants...
www.extra-life.org/participants...
December 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Santa Grenda is coming SOOOOOON (~40 minutes) with @greatjoe.myatproto.social @torpidtypist.bsky.social @ilyon.bsky.social @jsoda.bsky.social & I will recite ALL of the Canadian Provinces for a special donation as MY AILMENT is stopping the Big Waves (I’m sorry).
It's a real testament to how panicked the bubble is that they keep shoving that garbage into more and more things as fast as possible in the faint hope it'll catch on (even though people largely hate it and it's massively unprofitable).
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It's a real testament to how panicked the bubble is that they keep shoving that garbage into more and more things as fast as possible in the faint hope it'll catch on (even though people largely hate it and it's massively unprofitable).
It's time to get back to the Lands Between to get bodied by many large men in Elden Ring with @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com !
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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December 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It's time to get back to the Lands Between to get bodied by many large men in Elden Ring with @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com !
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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the amount that various figures on the american right have been unable to intuit the obviously true fact that no one, and i mean no one, in the real world even knows who charlie kirk is let alone cares about him is extremely funny
December 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
the amount that various figures on the american right have been unable to intuit the obviously true fact that no one, and i mean no one, in the real world even knows who charlie kirk is let alone cares about him is extremely funny
a group of women are dancing on a frozen lake
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December 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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today i learned that olive garden is supposed to be italian food.
December 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
today i learned that olive garden is supposed to be italian food.
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It's time for the most video game part of the game as we finally enter the lodge with @enbyeon.moe in Harvester!
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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December 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It's time for the most video game part of the game as we finally enter the lodge with @enbyeon.moe in Harvester!
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
Gonna be playin' some Elden Ring with a couple of friends including @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com !
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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December 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Gonna be playin' some Elden Ring with a couple of friends including @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com !
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
So I just got some fast food and somehow they put sugar on my fries instead of salt, and it was a baffling taste sensation.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
So I just got some fast food and somehow they put sugar on my fries instead of salt, and it was a baffling taste sensation.
It's time to get back to the lodge and causing problems for fun and profit in Harvester with @enbyeon.moe !
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It's time to get back to the lodge and causing problems for fun and profit in Harvester with @enbyeon.moe !
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
It's my birthday so I feel like playing a dumb party game! Let's play some R.E.P.O.!
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's my birthday so I feel like playing a dumb party game! Let's play some R.E.P.O.!
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/