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geoff (a ghost)
@geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com
Bird dæmon enthusiast, TUNA STATUS Curator, #GhostnolaIndustries & #CardioSoles #ExtraLife charity streamer ghost, the Jack LaLanne of Dark Souls Speedrunning, everybody be cool (Midge is here).
He/him.
http://cardiosoles.com
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If your friends ever ask you to cite your sources, just use this.
TUNA STATUS: Spotter.
February 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Sorry bud, please enjoy Tuna feet in the interim.
February 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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アリーナ
#ドット絵
February 11, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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“For stubbornly attached units, you can also use the flat side of the hammer in a straight-on strike, repeated until the item is rendered into a pile of splinters that can be swept up using an everyday broom and dustpan.”
Remove Your Ring Camera With a Claw Hammer
Home and life improvement.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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It's time to get back to our journey into gaining ultimate power in Look Outside!

www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
a pixel art of a black bird with red eyes and glasses
ALT: a pixel art of a black bird with red eyes and glasses
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
This baby is unstoppable!
February 10, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
February 10, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Pipe on, kids!
AC/DC - It's A Long Way To The Top [Official Music Video], Full HD (Remaster, Resync and Upscale)
YouTube video by Enhanced Music Videos
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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Never underestimate what a good Bard can do for the party
Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says.

The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...

By Julianne Le
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
But do you remember the defacing the CPU trick to hard overclock it? GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF ME!
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I went to a good school district & took advanced classes yet we heard diddly about the Armenia Genocide until (Joe I’m gonna blow your mind) the Armenian Kid (hey, Hrag) in history class started bringing it up.
February 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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me in hell
February 9, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Big fan of jojoba oil when I was doing long hair/beard but I’m also a swarthy Mediterranean so, ymmv?
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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Powerful magic
February 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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penguin grid 💛
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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Very auspicious ticket number today
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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Reasons why Wales is awesome:
-Flag has a dragon on it
-They got a ton of castles
-This
#YesWeCan, America, #YesWeCan. We just have to want it badly enough...
February 8, 2026 at 1:38 PM
KOBUDDY IS STRONGER THAN ANY OF US CAN EVEN HOPE TO BE
a man with a beard is standing next to a woman who is wearing a hat
ALT: a man with a beard is standing next to a woman who is wearing a hat
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Not enough for a safety 3rd but I used to pump gas (NJ) and saw some great near misses of people eating bollard instead of removing the pump.
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I first played it after going through a divorce. I had different opinions than others, caught a couple streamers doing what you mentioned. It’s not currently on my computer & I doubt I’ll play it again but it was nice at the time.

FOLKS GROW UP CHALLENGE 2026?
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 PM