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Torpo
@torpidtypist.bsky.social
Shitposter and slime extraordinaire. Pitiful creature born from a sea of salt. Also streams from time to time I guess.

Streams: twitch.tv/torpidtypist
Dude's pretty famous. Been in a lot of stuff as a stunt mam before becoming a coordinator. He was pretty famously Kurt Russel's double for 25 years and for Escape from New York and there's this old shot of them:
November 2, 2025 at 6:39 AM
How I feel when people compliment me and feed my ego (courtesy of Urban Myth Dissolution Center).
October 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Just reminds me of Jill Stingray's slut shirt from VA-11 Hall-A
October 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I was playing Hades II and chatting about it with a friend and I felt inspired.
October 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Me anytime I'm even slightly inconvenienced in a game (courtesy of May I Ask for One Final Thing?):
October 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It's time to get back to fixing anything and everything because we're apparently the only one who can in INFRA!

www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
September 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Mörkö my beloved.
September 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Sometimes the Nubby gods giveth
April 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Don Quixote out there putting the work in.
March 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Having now beat low rank, all I can say is God the plot was bland. Despite all the pomp and circumstance it was a very by the books MonHun plot. Like to be fair it's super hard to deviate from that given how these games work, but like man for something that took center stage it sure was nothing.
March 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Do all dentists need to sign a pact or contract with the tooth fairy to get properly licensed?
January 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I just wanna talk.
January 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
November 15, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Honestly I haven't found a survivors game/clone that hits quite the same as the original, Vampire Survivors. It just feels great and isn't afraid to let you feel powerful and also be the purest chaos.

Flashing lights aside, when the run comes together it just feels fantastic.
November 14, 2024 at 1:41 PM
I really should start setting up my follows here but sweet jesus that's a pain and I struggle to care...
October 22, 2024 at 7:58 AM
It's time again for things to go well at the very normal mansion in Kuon!
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
October 22, 2024 at 1:35 AM
I shouldn't be allowed to use Krita anymore.
October 21, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Thank you for reminding me this can do video now. Unfortunately, I've been reminded I can upload video here now...
October 21, 2024 at 11:10 AM
To celebrate my return/finishing my Mega Man goal/ getting 600 followers I figured fuck it I’ll do the thing I’d been wanting to do: play Mega Man 8 and Mega Man X4 back to back. My favorites.

That said never let Torpo near image editing software.
October 19, 2023 at 11:18 AM