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I ain't shittin my pants again today
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When David slayed Goliath.
5'8", 165-lb electrician Ondřej Satoria strikes out Shohei Ohtani on three pitches.
Fastest pitch: 79 mph.
5'8", 165-lb electrician Ondřej Satoria strikes out Shohei Ohtani on three pitches.
Fastest pitch: 79 mph.
February 13, 2026 at 12:38 PM
When David slayed Goliath.
5'8", 165-lb electrician Ondřej Satoria strikes out Shohei Ohtani on three pitches.
Fastest pitch: 79 mph.
5'8", 165-lb electrician Ondřej Satoria strikes out Shohei Ohtani on three pitches.
Fastest pitch: 79 mph.
Harden might be the second best passer in Cavs history.
February 12, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Harden might be the second best passer in Cavs history.
Cowards.
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Cowards.
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He got out after 3 months in an ICE gulag.
My electrician is a green card holder who's been here since he was a kid. He got married to a citizen, applied for citizenship, went to court for the papers and when he got there ICE kidnapped him and he's been locked up for a month.
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
He got out after 3 months in an ICE gulag.
Suck deez, Nugs.
February 10, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Suck deez, Nugs.
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You don't fight this hard to hide nothing
BREAKING: On February 2, Sec. Noem issued a memo asserting the lapse in appropriations for DHS meant there is no Sec. 527 — the provision protecting congressional oversight visits to immigration detention facilities — and she was issuing a new (third) policy requiring seven-day notice for visits.
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
You don't fight this hard to hide nothing
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This woman is in charge of the US Agency for Global Media, which is supposed to serve and represent the best American values
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
This woman is in charge of the US Agency for Global Media, which is supposed to serve and represent the best American values
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BLUESKY WON SPORTS IN THE SOCIAL MEDIA DIVORCE
lol Twitter is down
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
BLUESKY WON SPORTS IN THE SOCIAL MEDIA DIVORCE
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
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A reminder to the haters it takes this many states to outnumber the American citizens in Puerto Rico
(~3.5m v. ~3.2m)
(~3.5m v. ~3.2m)
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
A reminder to the haters it takes this many states to outnumber the American citizens in Puerto Rico
(~3.5m v. ~3.2m)
(~3.5m v. ~3.2m)
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Screaming Trees as bumper music after a Seattle score is inspired
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Screaming Trees as bumper music after a Seattle score is inspired
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the xfinity jurassic park ad should get everyone involved fired
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
the xfinity jurassic park ad should get everyone involved fired
Don't do this to my boy JP. De-aging sucks.
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Don't do this to my boy JP. De-aging sucks.
Yup, fuck off with these Big Brother ass cameras.
So if Ring cameras can be used to find lost dogs what else can they be used for….🤔
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Yup, fuck off with these Big Brother ass cameras.
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you have to be a real piece of shit to be a foreign vice president well-known enough to be loathed on sight
February 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
you have to be a real piece of shit to be a foreign vice president well-known enough to be loathed on sight
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I'm at the Olympics and the entire stadium booed JD Vance. 😌
February 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I'm at the Olympics and the entire stadium booed JD Vance. 😌
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[jason statham voice] they’re colled skeets mate. nawt tweets. tweets are frum the offa websoite
February 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
[jason statham voice] they’re colled skeets mate. nawt tweets. tweets are frum the offa websoite
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We'll remember who led this shit. We'll remember who cheered for this shit. We'll remember who expressed concern but went along with this shit. And we'll remember who twiddled their thumbs during this shit.
February 6, 2026 at 3:29 PM
We'll remember who led this shit. We'll remember who cheered for this shit. We'll remember who expressed concern but went along with this shit. And we'll remember who twiddled their thumbs during this shit.
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He did that during Black History Month on purpose.
February 6, 2026 at 3:41 PM
He did that during Black History Month on purpose.
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“Praying it was fake”
Listen to yourself, man
Listen to yourself, man
February 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
“Praying it was fake”
Listen to yourself, man
Listen to yourself, man
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There she blows! there! there! there! she blows! she blows!
February 4, 2026 at 11:47 PM
There she blows! there! there! there! she blows! she blows!
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I feel like getting the dudes who demand government issued girlfriends out of the gene pool might be one of those problems that solves itself
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
www.smh.com.au
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I feel like getting the dudes who demand government issued girlfriends out of the gene pool might be one of those problems that solves itself
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The #Cavs are heavily shopping Darius Garland and Jarrett Allen ahead of Thursday’s deadline. Expect one if not both of them to be dealt.
February 3, 2026 at 12:50 PM
The #Cavs are heavily shopping Darius Garland and Jarrett Allen ahead of Thursday’s deadline. Expect one if not both of them to be dealt.
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