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Mitch McConnells Turtle
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The Seditious Swamp Senator in Uranus, KY.

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Kristi Noem billed South Dakota taxpayers more than $640,000 in personal travel-related costs, including a six-day trip to Paris, a bear hunt in Canada, a trip to Houston for dental work to fix her smile, and a book tour. But she can afford a $50,000 Rolex for a prison porn photo op in El Salvador.
Kristi Noem refused to say who financed some of her travel. It was taxpayers who were on the hook
An Associated Press analysis of recently released travel records found more than $150,000 in expenses tied to Noem’s political and personal activity.
apnews.com
March 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Please help! This is the last week of session! I have been trying for 6 years! 800-372-7181 and ask the state government committee to hear HB 385 in session. #cats #dogs #rescuedogs #kentucky
March 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM

Wurstbalken means sausage balcony in German.
Do what you shall with this information.
January 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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I didn’t like my beard at first but it grew on me
December 31, 2024 at 5:15 AM
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I once saw two people wrapped in a barcode and had to ask, “Are you an item?”
December 31, 2024 at 5:27 AM
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As we brace for the inauguration of the worst human being ever to occupy the presidency, let’s remember one of the best. RIP, Sir.

www.nytimes.com/2024/12/29/u...
Jimmy Carter, 39th U.S. President, Is Dead at 100
Rising from Georgia farmland to the White House, he oversaw the historic Camp David peace accords, but his one-term presidency was waylaid by troubles at home and abroad.
www.nytimes.com
December 29, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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Jimmy Carter, the 39th President of the United States, passed away peacefully today at the age of 100, surrounded by his family at his home in Plains, Georgia. President Carter, the longest-lived American President and a Nobel Peace Prize recipient, was an extraordinary man by all accounts— (1/3)
December 29, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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WASHINGTON (AP) — President Biden schedules Jimmy Carter's state funeral in Washington for Jan. 9, also a National Day of Mourning in US.
December 30, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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It’s my HA’s birthday!

🎂🐩
December 28, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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The kids are alright.

www.google.com/search?q=mon...
Google Search
www.google.com
December 30, 2024 at 4:17 AM
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I'm going to regret sharing this.
December 19, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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"I have girded my loins in aluminum foil to protect me in the bathroom."
Nancy Mace just posted this.
December 19, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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POSER, she's calling our darling a POSER!
She deserved every bit of ridicule she got!
December 19, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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Next up in the best offer whale ornaments is the gray whale 🐋. Felted from fleece of sanctuary sheep. I’ll leave this open for 3 days. Drop offers here or via DM. All proceeds go to the sanctuary Squirrelwood.org
December 19, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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This is one of the most extensively explored cave systems in the world, but they keep finding new rooms, new passages, etc. Over a century of discoveries, but it still isn't fully mapped. There's more down there.

#NewMexico #geology #nature #travel #daytrip #roadtrip
New Mexico National Monuments | Carlsbad Cavern
Carlsbad Cavern is a subterranean wonderland under the Chihuahuan Desert in southeast New Mexico, a network of 119 caves (so far).
newmexiconomad.com
December 19, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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Any person capable of angering you becomes your master; he can anger you only when you permit yourself to be disturbed by him.

-- Epictetus
December 7, 2024 at 5:02 AM
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December 7, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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Nick Fuentes, the far-right racist/antisemite, has been charged with battery for a confrontation outside his home with a 56-year-old woman who said she was maced and shoved to the ground. He was booked on Nov. 27 and is scheduled to appear in court on Dec 19.
www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/cr...
December 6, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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Drove by a schoolyard in Mexico the other day. Kids outside all having a blast. Entry gate was wide open. No teachers, parents, safety officers in site. That’s because Mexico doesn’t have school shootings. That’s a U.S. brand.

#FuckTheNRA
#GunControlNow
December 6, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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“Morning, Stan.”
“Hey, Artie.”
“I like the new roof thingy.”
“It’s called a 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘢.”
“Oooh… pardon moi.”
November 17, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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#AnimalCaucus … It’s Friday! The discussion yesterday about music at age 26 left me nostalgic. So how about a “tune off” to take us into the weekend (or next month). It doesn’t have to be the year you turned 26. I know @grantrobinsonlaw.bsky.social has a great discography. I’ll start!
Republica - Ready to Go (Official Video)
YouTube video by RepublicaVEVO
youtu.be
December 6, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 7:02 PM