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Mitch McConnells Turtle
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The Seditious Swamp Senator in Uranus, KY.

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a woman in a pink shirt is looking at herself in a mirror and saying `` look away '' .
ALT: a woman in a pink shirt is looking at herself in a mirror and saying `` look away '' .
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December 31, 2024 at 5:48 AM
toota.bsky.social
December 31, 2024 at 5:46 AM
toota.bsky.social
I missed you too. It sucked without you 😢
December 30, 2024 at 4:23 PM
toota.bsky.social
I don’t remember the corn post but that doesn’t mean I’m not responsible hehehe.
December 29, 2024 at 4:19 PM
toota.bsky.social
Butt greeting from the tooting Toota! Haha!
This is the busiest time at work so I’m only here sporadically and I’ve been hiding in mah shell from the Muskie and Dumpers.
December 29, 2024 at 4:18 PM
toota.bsky.social
a woman in a hijab says shame in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a woman in a hijab says shame in front of a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2024 at 8:04 PM
toota.bsky.social
Lamebirdie could have met the #AnimalCaucus instead she got Uranus.
a cartoon of a bee laying on top of a globe with the words `` keep the earth clean ! ''
ALT: a cartoon of a bee laying on top of a globe with the words `` keep the earth clean ! ''
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December 19, 2024 at 8:03 PM
toota.bsky.social
an airplane is on a runway with a caption that says this isn 't an airport no need to announce your departure
ALT: an airplane is on a runway with a caption that says this isn 't an airport no need to announce your departure
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Reposted by Mitch McConnells Turtle
cornwatch.bsky.social
POSER, she's calling our darling a POSER!
She deserved every bit of ridicule she got!
December 19, 2024 at 6:24 PM
toota.bsky.social
a woman is sitting on a couch talking to someone and saying she is the worst .
Alt: a woman is sitting on a couch talking to someone and saying she is the worst .
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2024 at 7:59 PM
toota.bsky.social
Quicksand and chupacabra are next…
The ellipsis…
Bermuda Triangle … all gone.
Bad orange man.
December 19, 2024 at 5:40 PM