Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕
@woodyphi.bsky.social
Est. 7/23/2023
User #366,132
💙🌊I block all MAGA. F orange bag o’shit
Atheist. Keep it to yourself
No DM unless permission
No Porn/bear shit!
US expat living in Mexico
I ❤️ RUSH, IPAs, margaritas,🐈🐈⬛ 🐈, ND☘️, al pastor tacos, funny people & walks on my beach
User #366,132
💙🌊I block all MAGA. F orange bag o’shit
Atheist. Keep it to yourself
No DM unless permission
No Porn/bear shit!
US expat living in Mexico
I ❤️ RUSH, IPAs, margaritas,🐈🐈⬛ 🐈, ND☘️, al pastor tacos, funny people & walks on my beach
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January 5, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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Good Night you guys… remember, “giggle before you go to sleep”
January 5, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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Post a famous bathroom scene.
January 5, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
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haruka_okinawa_sea
Haruka 𓇼沖縄の海を毎日お届け
Haruka 𓇼沖縄の海を毎日お届け
January 5, 2026 at 12:59 AM
haruka_okinawa_sea
Haruka 𓇼沖縄の海を毎日お届け
Haruka 𓇼沖縄の海を毎日お届け
That was me the other night eating a homemade blackened tuna steak sandwich with the spicy sauce, sliced tomatoes and red onion w/shredded lettuce. OMG. So worth getting smoke inhalation for. 🤤
Have you ever paused while eating something you've cooked and said, "Oh, my god, this is so fucking good"?
This is so fucking good.
This is so fucking good.
January 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
That was me the other night eating a homemade blackened tuna steak sandwich with the spicy sauce, sliced tomatoes and red onion w/shredded lettuce. OMG. So worth getting smoke inhalation for. 🤤
😂
January 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
😂
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*eyes bag of chips*
You talking to me?
You talking to me?
January 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
*eyes bag of chips*
You talking to me?
You talking to me?
Jesus füçking christ. Can we go 1 day without man-baby throwing a tantrum or doing some illegal or immoral?!
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...
![CARACAS, Venezuela — President Donald Trump on Sunday threatened Venezuelan Vice President Delcy Rodríguez, saying that “if she doesn’t do what’s right, she is going to pay a very big price, probably bigger than [Nicolás] Maduro.” The deposed leader is expected to be arraigned at noon Monday in Manhattan, a person with knowledge of the planning told The Washington Post. Trump’s comments in an interview with the Atlantic came a day after he said the United States will “run” Venezuela for an unspecified period. Rodríguez, a Maduro loyalist, has strongly condemned Trump’s actions. Secretary of State Marco Rubio said Sunday that the U.S. will use its oil embargo as leverage.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vrhkcqxty3na5nnun5w7ollx/bafkreihgv6y57mz36ze7nzwqsnkvayw6zckadt7krndutl2u7zzc6dvaai@jpeg)
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Jesus füçking christ. Can we go 1 day without man-baby throwing a tantrum or doing some illegal or immoral?!
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...
I’d go with clueless.
Is he being facetious or sarcastic here?
#RepJackKimble
#RepJackKimble
January 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I’d go with clueless.
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"America is an oil company with an army."
—George Carlin
—George Carlin
January 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
"America is an oil company with an army."
—George Carlin
—George Carlin
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@kristyclueless.bsky.social
Is your hair really that long now?
Do you go around giving everyone the peace sign or just specific someones?
Do you have antlers growing out of your skull or did you buy the hat like that?
Do you wake up camera ready or are you a vampiress?
#KristyQuestions
Is your hair really that long now?
Do you go around giving everyone the peace sign or just specific someones?
Do you have antlers growing out of your skull or did you buy the hat like that?
Do you wake up camera ready or are you a vampiress?
#KristyQuestions
January 4, 2026 at 6:29 AM
@kristyclueless.bsky.social
Is your hair really that long now?
Do you go around giving everyone the peace sign or just specific someones?
Do you have antlers growing out of your skull or did you buy the hat like that?
Do you wake up camera ready or are you a vampiress?
#KristyQuestions
Is your hair really that long now?
Do you go around giving everyone the peace sign or just specific someones?
Do you have antlers growing out of your skull or did you buy the hat like that?
Do you wake up camera ready or are you a vampiress?
#KristyQuestions
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We are West Russia until we remove the regime.
January 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
We are West Russia until we remove the regime.
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Dear rest of the world, you know where Trump sleeps...
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Dear rest of the world, you know where Trump sleeps...
They become hero status.
January 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
They become hero status.
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Cartoon Of The Day: Raising the flag over the 51st State
January 3, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Cartoon Of The Day: Raising the flag over the 51st State
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George W Bush Celebrates No Longer Having Launched Dumbest War in U.S. History
January 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
George W Bush Celebrates No Longer Having Launched Dumbest War in U.S. History
Can we redact his ass, please?!
January 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Can we redact his ass, please?!
Well, I sure as shit picked the wrong time to attempt ’Dry January’.
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Well, I sure as shit picked the wrong time to attempt ’Dry January’.
I’ll settle for the daily, “Has he been kidnapped yet?”
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I’ll settle for the daily, “Has he been kidnapped yet?”
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More reaction to Maduro’s “arrest”
January 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
More reaction to Maduro’s “arrest”