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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕
@woodyphi.bsky.social
Est. 7/23/2023
User #366,132

💙🌊I block all MAGA. F orange bag o’shit
Atheist. Keep it to yourself
No DM unless permission
No Porn/bear shit!

US expat living in Mexico
I ❤️ RUSH, IPAs, margaritas,🐈🐈‍⬛ 🐈, ND☘️, al pastor tacos, funny people & walks on my beach
Pinned
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Someone’s taking the walk of shame again.😂

Kayakers get stuck carrying their kayaks back in the mud all the time since extreme low tide retreats so quickly due to shallow water.
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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whatcameradoyouhave
Baird’s beaked whale
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Here’s the MX ocean beach lot I just bought. Even standing at ground level, great views of the ocean & estuary. Just imagine what view will be 12 feet up on margarita deck with pergola! Will break ground on single story, 2BR, 2 1/2BA, 2CG house build in Jan, move in in August.

#CasaDeRogelio
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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What a terrible day to know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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You go Ms Crockett! Preach the truth and shame the orange 🍊 devil 😈…… 🤣🤣🤣
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Everything’s fine.
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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What’s become very evident is who it most likely was not. As to who actually killed him…
That’s becoming pretty evident now too.
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Always thought Drumpf had DSL (dick sucking lips).😏🤣
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Happy Friday everyone! Puppy yoga!
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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And we can all pretend that the massive layoffs aren’t happening because PRESTO no unemployment data.
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
“Can you hear me now?”, says leopard to face before eating.
Verizon will begin the largest layoffs in its history next week, cutting 15,000 workers. But at least they can legally say Merry Christmas again.
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my braggadociouses. Please clap.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on this car.

You know, when I see a car like this, the first thing i do is i say “would you look at this,” you know what i mean?

OH, would you LOOK at this.
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Watching Prince’s 1987 ‘Sign of the Times’ concert video on AppleTV. Füçk I miss him. Huge talent! Genius level!😭
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Do not let Megyn Kelly or any of the MAGA sickos normalize their monsters.

They’ve consistently shown they will excuse anything for wealth and power.

That will always be the core difference between us and them.
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Blanche didn’t ask Maxwell a single question about any of these emails. Then he moved her to Club Fed where she is served individual meals and has a puppy and numerous other special privileges while she prepares her clemency petition. WHY?
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Unlike Texas, California's redistricting is being done the legal way, according to California State Constitution.
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The clouds are green and pink!
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
These fucking Repulsive Party assholes!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM