Too Lazy to Fail
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Kindness is part of my religion, and you can feel free to hold me accountable when I fall short. Weirdest career arc of anyone you know. Currently clean on OPSEC.
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TODAY'S OBSCURE GRAMMATICAL CHALLENGE
Make a band subjunctive
Would That They Were Giants
Make a band subjunctive
Would That They Were Giants
January 5, 2026 at 9:20 PM
TODAY'S OBSCURE GRAMMATICAL CHALLENGE
Make a band subjunctive
Would That They Were Giants
Make a band subjunctive
Would That They Were Giants
This mobile ad has everything
January 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
This mobile ad has everything
Y'all know that if the roles were reversed this would be exactly what the plot of the 1988 arcade classic Bad Dudes was warning us about, right?
January 5, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Y'all know that if the roles were reversed this would be exactly what the plot of the 1988 arcade classic Bad Dudes was warning us about, right?
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🎶 “I guess that’s why they call it the flu …”
January 2, 2026 at 12:37 PM
🎶 “I guess that’s why they call it the flu …”
So they signed a law saying they had to release all the files and then just kinda didn't, huh?
January 2, 2026 at 1:39 PM
So they signed a law saying they had to release all the files and then just kinda didn't, huh?
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In 2026 I want all of the decent people to remember one thing.
You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics.
That is all.
You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics.
That is all.
January 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
In 2026 I want all of the decent people to remember one thing.
You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics.
That is all.
You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics.
That is all.
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If you want to raise taxes on billionaires you need to be holding a giant fish skeleton in your mouth like Heathcliff the cat or else you are hypocritical
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
If you want to raise taxes on billionaires you need to be holding a giant fish skeleton in your mouth like Heathcliff the cat or else you are hypocritical
There's this thing about being a childless man in my 40's. My wife has lots of friends much younger than we are who are predictably no-contact with their fathers. I am LOVING the times where folks come to me for Dad Advice. Yes, not-daughter, I will tell you how antilock brakes work in the snow.
January 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
There's this thing about being a childless man in my 40's. My wife has lots of friends much younger than we are who are predictably no-contact with their fathers. I am LOVING the times where folks come to me for Dad Advice. Yes, not-daughter, I will tell you how antilock brakes work in the snow.
Modern video games are amazing because you can be a mythical figure with a twelve-foot sword that has slain kings and gods, but no, you may not walk down this hallway because there is a stack of empty shoeboxes blocking your way.
December 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Modern video games are amazing because you can be a mythical figure with a twelve-foot sword that has slain kings and gods, but no, you may not walk down this hallway because there is a stack of empty shoeboxes blocking your way.
The chances of a cow falling on you from above while driving are low, but never zero. It's not the odds, it's the steaks.
State transportation officials claim it will cut collisions of vehicles with migrating elk, mule deer, pronghorn, bears + mountain lions by 90 percent.
Colorado finishes "North America's largest" wildlife overpass
The crossing along one of the state's busiest corridors is now open for wildlife.
www.axios.com
December 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The chances of a cow falling on you from above while driving are low, but never zero. It's not the odds, it's the steaks.
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the problem with dedicating campaign funds toward charitable endeavors is what if you lose and then all you’ve done is helped people in need in your community?
December 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
the problem with dedicating campaign funds toward charitable endeavors is what if you lose and then all you’ve done is helped people in need in your community?
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She's my emotional support white woman
December 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
She's my emotional support white woman
Folks, go get one of those $5-10 USB personal fans. Feel like a stinkin' genius next time you're a little warm and whip out a fan. Great for travel.
December 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Folks, go get one of those $5-10 USB personal fans. Feel like a stinkin' genius next time you're a little warm and whip out a fan. Great for travel.
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i am always taken by melancholy the day after Christmas, thinking about the great tragedies of history, like the fact that in his long musical career William Shatner never did a cover of Scatman John's 'I'm The Scat Man' where the refrain was, 'I'm the Shat Man'.
December 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i am always taken by melancholy the day after Christmas, thinking about the great tragedies of history, like the fact that in his long musical career William Shatner never did a cover of Scatman John's 'I'm The Scat Man' where the refrain was, 'I'm the Shat Man'.
I am enlisted in the holy war.
I am enlisted in the pizza war.
I am enlisted in the Holy Pizza War.
I am enlisted in the pizza war.
I am enlisted in the Holy Pizza War.
Pizza is a good metaphor for religion. The kind you grew up with is the only real kind and the bastards who like it different from you are all going to hell.
But it's all the same ingredients*.
*Except for those infidels that put the sauce on top. You and your stupid casserole will burn forever.
But it's all the same ingredients*.
*Except for those infidels that put the sauce on top. You and your stupid casserole will burn forever.
December 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I am enlisted in the holy war.
I am enlisted in the pizza war.
I am enlisted in the Holy Pizza War.
I am enlisted in the pizza war.
I am enlisted in the Holy Pizza War.
I disappointed my parents
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
December 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I disappointed my parents
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
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And Tiny Sim, who DID die
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
And Tiny Sim, who DID die
Just a reminder that John MccLane probably had better than even odds of stopping the hostage-taking by charging out of the bathroom while the bad guys were wrangling hostages. Be like Han. Immediate violence rather than waiting for the bad guys to set up. Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Just a reminder that John MccLane probably had better than even odds of stopping the hostage-taking by charging out of the bathroom while the bad guys were wrangling hostages. Be like Han. Immediate violence rather than waiting for the bad guys to set up. Merry Christmas.
Amen, and aargh.
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Amen, and aargh.
Ah, yes, Donald Trump can certainly unfuck the Navy's hull count problem. I'm sure it'll be great.
December 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Ah, yes, Donald Trump can certainly unfuck the Navy's hull count problem. I'm sure it'll be great.
I made something.
December 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I made something.
I brought my Canadian friend to her physical therapy appointment and people are not exaggerating about how polite Canadians are.
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I brought my Canadian friend to her physical therapy appointment and people are not exaggerating about how polite Canadians are.
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Face of a dude getting paid real money to hit a video game boss's glowing weak spot on "enjoy the story" difficulty.
December 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Face of a dude getting paid real money to hit a video game boss's glowing weak spot on "enjoy the story" difficulty.
Ah, the look on Security's face when someone's unauthorized AI transcription app sends a summary to everyone who attended the all-hands.
a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman .
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Ah, the look on Security's face when someone's unauthorized AI transcription app sends a summary to everyone who attended the all-hands.
Oh the Epstein files are gonna be BAD bad then. www.cnbc.com/2025/12/18/t...
Trump signs executive order reclassifying pot, opening door to broader access
President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday reclassifying marijuana as a Schedule III substance with looser restrictions.
www.cnbc.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Oh the Epstein files are gonna be BAD bad then. www.cnbc.com/2025/12/18/t...