Too Lazy to Fail
@toolazytofail.bsky.social
Kindness is part of my religion, and you can feel free to hold me accountable when I fall short. Weirdest career arc of anyone you know. Currently clean on OPSEC.
More of these dudes reading cautionary tales as if they're instruction manuals.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
More of these dudes reading cautionary tales as if they're instruction manuals.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
I got Certified Ethical Hacker for free with a Master's degree, but it's a bad cert and I have no intention of making use of it. They have been emailing me twice a week for three years. I don't filter it because it brings me pleasure to snub them.
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I got Certified Ethical Hacker for free with a Master's degree, but it's a bad cert and I have no intention of making use of it. They have been emailing me twice a week for three years. I don't filter it because it brings me pleasure to snub them.
That new TNG Enterprise LEGO kit includes all the major cast members, including this figure of Tasha Yar.
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
That new TNG Enterprise LEGO kit includes all the major cast members, including this figure of Tasha Yar.
Topical and delicious
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Topical and delicious
My workplace has added peer reviews with equal weight to manager reviews. This is actual footage of my teammates and I coming out of the review cycle.
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My workplace has added peer reviews with equal weight to manager reviews. This is actual footage of my teammates and I coming out of the review cycle.
HIS SHOES AREN'T EVEN TIED
October 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
HIS SHOES AREN'T EVEN TIED
Sexy Hip Flexor Strain
October 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Sexy Hip Flexor Strain
Valentine, in what we call "bulldog stance."
October 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Valentine, in what we call "bulldog stance."
Folks are suggesting that we reach out to local advertisers on Sinclair and Nexstar owned stations, so I set up a script to reach the closed caption data from our digital tuner in hopes of being able to sus out sponsors. Commercials are way worse as text-only.
September 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Folks are suggesting that we reach out to local advertisers on Sinclair and Nexstar owned stations, so I set up a script to reach the closed caption data from our digital tuner in hopes of being able to sus out sponsors. Commercials are way worse as text-only.
My wife and I saw @puddlespityparty.bsky.social and @alyankovic.bsky.social last night. What a tremendous show from both.
September 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My wife and I saw @puddlespityparty.bsky.social and @alyankovic.bsky.social last night. What a tremendous show from both.
This is a great time to remind your non-tech, non-security friends not to fall for people claiming to be cops and telling them to go buy a gift card at CVS.
July 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This is a great time to remind your non-tech, non-security friends not to fall for people claiming to be cops and telling them to go buy a gift card at CVS.
Literally one of the top five things anyone who has been violence-adjacent thought when quadcopter drones started to be a thing was "you could probably carry a grenade on one of these."
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July 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Literally one of the top five things anyone who has been violence-adjacent thought when quadcopter drones started to be a thing was "you could probably carry a grenade on one of these."
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More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn't judge
July 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn't judge
LinkedIn is not okay right now. They were also not okay yesterday or a year ago, but I don't want to focus on the past. Doing so may prevent us from leveraging aggregate lead data to boost our b2b sales metrics. In this thread 1/8
July 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
LinkedIn is not okay right now. They were also not okay yesterday or a year ago, but I don't want to focus on the past. Doing so may prevent us from leveraging aggregate lead data to boost our b2b sales metrics. In this thread 1/8
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Pastor John MacArthur is dead. As an expository preacher, he was a hero in my family growing up. But his failure, especially evident later in life, displays the reason behind my departure from the Evangelical Church: They know their Bible, but they don't know how to love one another and the world.
July 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Pastor John MacArthur is dead. As an expository preacher, he was a hero in my family growing up. But his failure, especially evident later in life, displays the reason behind my departure from the Evangelical Church: They know their Bible, but they don't know how to love one another and the world.
Our Andy this morning. :)
July 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Our Andy this morning. :)