Too Lazy to Fail
@toolazytofail.bsky.social
Kindness is part of my religion, and you can feel free to hold me accountable when I fall short. Weirdest career arc of anyone you know. Currently clean on OPSEC.
Streaming lofi channel playing a song with what sounds a little too much like Slack notifications.
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Streaming lofi channel playing a song with what sounds a little too much like Slack notifications.
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I've said it before, but as this administration spirals they're going to get more dangerous, not less, at least in the short term. Like a gambler doubling down every time he loses, expect wilder high-risk moves in an effort to right the ship.
It's good news, just... be cautious.
It's good news, just... be cautious.
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I've said it before, but as this administration spirals they're going to get more dangerous, not less, at least in the short term. Like a gambler doubling down every time he loses, expect wilder high-risk moves in an effort to right the ship.
It's good news, just... be cautious.
It's good news, just... be cautious.
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His "I don't want to execute members of congress" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by his shirt.
November 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
His "I don't want to execute members of congress" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by his shirt.
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You can't even call for executions anymore because of woke
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You can't even call for executions anymore because of woke
I see you linkin' HR systems to your MFA
And I'm like, Bamboo
And I'm like, Bamboo
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I see you linkin' HR systems to your MFA
And I'm like, Bamboo
And I'm like, Bamboo
Attending a virtual conference, we've had several lady presenters, and the male attendees in chat are being... male attendees in chat. Ugh.
Boys will be boys (derogatory).
Boys will be boys (derogatory).
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Attending a virtual conference, we've had several lady presenters, and the male attendees in chat are being... male attendees in chat. Ugh.
Boys will be boys (derogatory).
Boys will be boys (derogatory).
I feel that if someone calls you Piggy you should be allowed to yell "HAAIII-YA!" and karate chop them.
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I feel that if someone calls you Piggy you should be allowed to yell "HAAIII-YA!" and karate chop them.
That's enough internet for me today.
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
That's enough internet for me today.
I want a sound board for Teams at work. Maybe one that is a cute little jingle that says "🎶🎶🎶 Don't get a job in incident response 🎶🎶🎶 if you don't wanna hafta document incidents! 🎶🎶🎶"
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I want a sound board for Teams at work. Maybe one that is a cute little jingle that says "🎶🎶🎶 Don't get a job in incident response 🎶🎶🎶 if you don't wanna hafta document incidents! 🎶🎶🎶"
More of these dudes reading cautionary tales as if they're instruction manuals.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
More of these dudes reading cautionary tales as if they're instruction manuals.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
Local aerospace company that definitely doesn't have a bunch of established AI stuff going on is hiring an "AI Intern" and I just cannot even.
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Local aerospace company that definitely doesn't have a bunch of established AI stuff going on is hiring an "AI Intern" and I just cannot even.
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If we don’t signal our virtue every now and again - then so many believe they are utterly alone - “virtue signalling” is not there to say “aren’t I good” but “there are more of us than you might imagine” and “fuck you for demanding that only the brutal and the bullies may speak”
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 AM
If we don’t signal our virtue every now and again - then so many believe they are utterly alone - “virtue signalling” is not there to say “aren’t I good” but “there are more of us than you might imagine” and “fuck you for demanding that only the brutal and the bullies may speak”
Update: A GPD Win Max 2 with an AMD APU and an nVidia eGPU was not a good candidate for the Year of Linux on the Desktop.
Not gonna lie: Now that my professional and personal IT assets are separate, with this and the AI features in Windows I don't want, a solid swing at desktop Linux may be in the cards.
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Update: A GPD Win Max 2 with an AMD APU and an nVidia eGPU was not a good candidate for the Year of Linux on the Desktop.
If Donald Trump wanted to be worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize the least he could do is... *checks notes* ...suck a ding-dong to prevent World War 3?
November 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If Donald Trump wanted to be worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize the least he could do is... *checks notes* ...suck a ding-dong to prevent World War 3?
Notice that the goon kneels to re-package his baton RIGHT in front of the driver. There's no awareness there and these agents don't feel any kind of afraid.
A US citizen filmed federal agents smashing his car window, as authorities begin a surge of immigration enforcement operations in North Carolina.
The Honduran-born Charlotte resident filed a police report after the officers let him go.
The Honduran-born Charlotte resident filed a police report after the officers let him go.
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Notice that the goon kneels to re-package his baton RIGHT in front of the driver. There's no awareness there and these agents don't feel any kind of afraid.
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I was working with a law enforcement officer who spoke perfect unaccented English and also perfect French and was playing with his kids and I told him I'd never guess he was a cop.
He said that if you can tell someone's a cop when they're not being a cop? They shouldn't be a cop.
He said that if you can tell someone's a cop when they're not being a cop? They shouldn't be a cop.
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I was working with a law enforcement officer who spoke perfect unaccented English and also perfect French and was playing with his kids and I told him I'd never guess he was a cop.
He said that if you can tell someone's a cop when they're not being a cop? They shouldn't be a cop.
He said that if you can tell someone's a cop when they're not being a cop? They shouldn't be a cop.
Bill Clinton is probably the strangest Glonzo candidate we've had, but it feels like that'll be short-lived.
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Bill Clinton is probably the strangest Glonzo candidate we've had, but it feels like that'll be short-lived.
I got Certified Ethical Hacker for free with a Master's degree, but it's a bad cert and I have no intention of making use of it. They have been emailing me twice a week for three years. I don't filter it because it brings me pleasure to snub them.
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I got Certified Ethical Hacker for free with a Master's degree, but it's a bad cert and I have no intention of making use of it. They have been emailing me twice a week for three years. I don't filter it because it brings me pleasure to snub them.
Ohana means ganglion, and ganglion is a type of cyst.
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Ohana means ganglion, and ganglion is a type of cyst.
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But what if we kissed inside the giant taxidermy cetacean?
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
But what if we kissed inside the giant taxidermy cetacean?
Wow. Microsoft finally blocked the functionality of Microsoft Activation Scripts, a one-line Powershell download that activated your Windows and Office software. It went on so long that I assumed letting it live was intentional.
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...
Finally fixed: Microsoft closes door on a popular Win 11 activation hack
Microsoft successfully closes a widespread Windows 11 activation loophole, which is a good thing for every legitimate user.
www.windowscentral.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Wow. Microsoft finally blocked the functionality of Microsoft Activation Scripts, a one-line Powershell download that activated your Windows and Office software. It went on so long that I assumed letting it live was intentional.
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...
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Your time is expensive. Unless you're getting paid for it, I highly recommend not spending that precious time on the ramblings of an illiterate pedophile. Someone else will go through it and pick out the important parts.
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Your time is expensive. Unless you're getting paid for it, I highly recommend not spending that precious time on the ramblings of an illiterate pedophile. Someone else will go through it and pick out the important parts.
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A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.