Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles
@tomstea.bsky.social
theater artist and Twitch streamer | Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror | they/them | https://linktr.ee/tomstea
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I've finally set up a way to book a tarot reading through my Ko-Fi! If you're in need of advice from Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror, get you some Fortunes From The Deep today! ko-fi.com/tomstea/comm... #TarotSky
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I've finally set up a way to book a tarot reading through my Ko-Fi! If you're in need of advice from Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror, get you some Fortunes From The Deep today! ko-fi.com/tomstea/comm... #TarotSky
Not sure when Spirited Away became a tearjerker of a movie, jeez
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Not sure when Spirited Away became a tearjerker of a movie, jeez
I realized what I like about social media is dorking around and sharing little snippets of my life, not necessarily using it for self promotion
January 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I realized what I like about social media is dorking around and sharing little snippets of my life, not necessarily using it for self promotion
Me too, monstera at the tea shop.
January 11, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Me too, monstera at the tea shop.
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seriously though, the people confused about our Car Dinosaur really need to understand our Pencil Sharpening.
January 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
seriously though, the people confused about our Car Dinosaur really need to understand our Pencil Sharpening.
(cup)CAKE
Slightly diminish a band
Moderately Sized Fish
Moderately Sized Fish
Slightly diminish a band
They Might Not Be Giants
They Might Not Be Giants
January 10, 2026 at 5:49 PM
(cup)CAKE
Sharing for the Hbomberguy joke
January 10, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Sharing for the Hbomberguy joke
I'm currently sick and this post made me laugh myself into a coughing fit
![A Tumblr post from the following users:
sisterofiris Sep 15, 2019
Hey students, here's a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you're seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with "dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I'll be alive to come tomorrow and I'm sorry, best slutantions, [name]".
yay855 Sep 18, 2019
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I'd probably believe they were sick.
rox-and-prose Sep 19, 2019
"Slutantions" has me crying laughing
hydro-punk 1h ago
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
"I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue"
the subject line was "OW](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gfsdm6nnrmvqt2ak2qlvuixo/bafkreihyewk6twvoffja3mcvddugjgdqhbqsrypln6c7fygrypcl3uy6vu@jpeg)
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I'm currently sick and this post made me laugh myself into a coughing fit
I have a gnarly cold, and asked the Goblin for some orange juice. He brought me what I can only describe as a 40 of orange juice in a glass jug, which was exactly what I needed
January 3, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I have a gnarly cold, and asked the Goblin for some orange juice. He brought me what I can only describe as a 40 of orange juice in a glass jug, which was exactly what I needed
Very grateful to everyone in the #CultOfTheTentacle who was patient with me while I got up and running with streaming after the move. I got to play a cool sci-fi pixel art adventure game last night!
December 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Very grateful to everyone in the #CultOfTheTentacle who was patient with me while I got up and running with streaming after the move. I got to play a cool sci-fi pixel art adventure game last night!
After approximately 72 hours of homeownership, I've learned that the first bit practically requires weekly trips to either Home Depot or IKEA. Possibly both!
December 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
After approximately 72 hours of homeownership, I've learned that the first bit practically requires weekly trips to either Home Depot or IKEA. Possibly both!
WHY. ARE MY LIPS. SO CHAPPED!!!!
Let’s air those grievances. I want to hear your pettiest gripes on this the holiest of days.
December 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
WHY. ARE MY LIPS. SO CHAPPED!!!!
Does anyone know where you get those tins of Danish butter cookies? I need something to hold my sewing supplies
December 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Does anyone know where you get those tins of Danish butter cookies? I need something to hold my sewing supplies
Complete with the undiagnosed neurodivergence-- excuse me, nerd virgins
Today with @tomstea.bsky.social:
“Fraulein Sally Bowles is the ORIGINAL Manic Pixie Dream Girl”
“Fraulein Sally Bowles is the ORIGINAL Manic Pixie Dream Girl”
November 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Complete with the undiagnosed neurodivergence-- excuse me, nerd virgins
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I’ve taken up climbing more regularly. It has its ups and downs.
October 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’ve taken up climbing more regularly. It has its ups and downs.
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'Le Pendu'
From June 2025.
I'm a chronic project starter and I never finish anything because it takes a century to do it because I have to sell the majority of my life to do office bitch work. All that to say I abandoned the tarot deck idea.
#art #darkfantasy #illustration #folklore #tarot
From June 2025.
I'm a chronic project starter and I never finish anything because it takes a century to do it because I have to sell the majority of my life to do office bitch work. All that to say I abandoned the tarot deck idea.
#art #darkfantasy #illustration #folklore #tarot
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
'Le Pendu'
From June 2025.
I'm a chronic project starter and I never finish anything because it takes a century to do it because I have to sell the majority of my life to do office bitch work. All that to say I abandoned the tarot deck idea.
#art #darkfantasy #illustration #folklore #tarot
From June 2025.
I'm a chronic project starter and I never finish anything because it takes a century to do it because I have to sell the majority of my life to do office bitch work. All that to say I abandoned the tarot deck idea.
#art #darkfantasy #illustration #folklore #tarot
While watching Cabaret with @mellonmuin.bsky.social: "Leave Max alone, he's having autistic Floor Time!"
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
While watching Cabaret with @mellonmuin.bsky.social: "Leave Max alone, he's having autistic Floor Time!"
"YOU CAN'T DO MILD ARSON" #OutOfContextTheater
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"YOU CAN'T DO MILD ARSON" #OutOfContextTheater
Aw crap. I just heard the unmistakeable squeak of mice and the skittering of tiny feet.
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Aw crap. I just heard the unmistakeable squeak of mice and the skittering of tiny feet.
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Additionally, Lester's attraction to Angela was one of MANY harmful flaws, in a film full of problematic characters inflicting harm to each other in their selfish pursuit of beauty & perfection.
Between this & Fight Club, '99 was a banner year for wieners with poor media literacy.
Between this & Fight Club, '99 was a banner year for wieners with poor media literacy.
MAN WHAT?
using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Additionally, Lester's attraction to Angela was one of MANY harmful flaws, in a film full of problematic characters inflicting harm to each other in their selfish pursuit of beauty & perfection.
Between this & Fight Club, '99 was a banner year for wieners with poor media literacy.
Between this & Fight Club, '99 was a banner year for wieners with poor media literacy.
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
The Rocky Horror Goon Show
Mean Goons
goon a movie
Goonstruck
Goonstruck
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The Rocky Horror Goon Show
Hot damn! Turnips on Baffin II are going for 525 bells! #ACNH #MNsFavDeepSeaHorror
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Hot damn! Turnips on Baffin II are going for 525 bells! #ACNH #MNsFavDeepSeaHorror
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Five away!!
Let's sweeten the deal- you get me to 10k, I'll do a celebratory stream that will include me playing a scary video game or something!
Let's sweeten the deal- you get me to 10k, I'll do a celebratory stream that will include me playing a scary video game or something!
I am literally only 18 subscribers away from 10k over on YouTube. Hoping for a Christmas miracle 🤞
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November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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