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Beaver munching on cabbage: 🔊 #AGoodPlace

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September 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Definitely my vibe right now! Lol
January 1, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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I just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL
December 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Join Ice
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Be careful what you share, Ivanka.

Some of us actually read the rest of the story.👇
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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These dogs were spotted taking a group photo in their Halloween costumes. We're impressed by the dog walker's dedication to getting the shot, but that ghost definitely wishes he could actually disappear. 14/10 for all (TT: franklinbarkzoo)
October 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The irony here is that Davis tried to do something good and just screwed it all up from start to finish because he's wired wrong.
Very Trumpian to blame it on staff.

Kudos to AJ Rao and Ed Palattella for pinning him down and then following up with the inmate.

www.goerie.com/story/news/l...
Davis calls inmates in his work program 'nonviolent.' One was convicted in pistol-whipping
Erie County Executive Brenton Davis says inmates in Community Works Program are "nonviolent." Court records show one inmate guilty in pistol-whipping.
www.goerie.com
October 24, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.
October 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
9 goons to yank a citizen out of her car at a school pickup line.
What an absolute bunch of losers.
CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?
October 10, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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I don't understand why I see things so differently. I see a health insurance industry that thinks it's entitled to charge people 1/3rd of their income for healthcare. That industry shouldn't be "fixed." It should be burned to the ground and its ashes pissed on.
October 8, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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wizard frog is insane
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
WTF - it never ends with these people.
White House photo op for the president's granddaughter's new $130 sweatshirt line
September 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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[writing the constitution]

Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"

Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that

Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
September 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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This Week's Onion Magazine:
September 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...
bit.ly
September 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Ooof. Not surprising though. This guy is so far down the rabbit hole his next move is to cheer on the Trump admin when they mistakenly catch up his wife in an illegal immigrant profiling raid.
"All I'm saying is that she really does look like an illegal, and that accent- Yeah - I'm ok with that."
Fetterman on sending the National Guard to Chicago: "All I'm saying that it's like, when 600 people are killed in Chicago once every year, roughly, I think it's entirely appropriate."
September 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Live your life in such a way that, when you die, people directly quoting you does’t sound like a personal attack on your character.
September 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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August 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM