Tom
@tommymagicpants.bsky.social
Bon viveur, raconteur, voyeur, frotteur. Trade plate twat, occasional DJ and consumer of #cans. Proud contributor to View From The Allotment End, the premier North Ferriby FC fanzine.
It's kind of empowering, being the talk of the pub. Still got it...........
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It's kind of empowering, being the talk of the pub. Still got it...........
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Pete Hegseth is basically that character on Monkey Dust who continually tries and fails to go cottaging.
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Pete Hegseth is basically that character on Monkey Dust who continually tries and fails to go cottaging.
A deadly reminder tonight that the biggest book in the world is 'How To Understand Women'
beaker from the muppet show says what did i do with his arms outstretched
ALT: beaker from the muppet show says what did i do with his arms outstretched
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November 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
A deadly reminder tonight that the biggest book in the world is 'How To Understand Women'
The tiny bits of Oreo live inside a giant Oreo.
Are they separate entities, or have they been consumed by their own flesh?
The tiny bits scream, for they don't know.
Are they separate entities, or have they been consumed by their own flesh?
The tiny bits scream, for they don't know.
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM
The tiny bits of Oreo live inside a giant Oreo.
Are they separate entities, or have they been consumed by their own flesh?
The tiny bits scream, for they don't know.
Are they separate entities, or have they been consumed by their own flesh?
The tiny bits scream, for they don't know.
Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
"Aesthetically pleasing, Clive"
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"Aesthetically pleasing, Clive"
"Technically brilliant, Clive"
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"Technically brilliant, Clive"
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
On a bus in York which has just taken nearly 30 minutes to pass the hospital because of cars queuing to get in.
If we're going to limit vehicle use, they're the first places we should be starting. Staff and patients.
If we're going to limit vehicle use, they're the first places we should be starting. Staff and patients.
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
On a bus in York which has just taken nearly 30 minutes to pass the hospital because of cars queuing to get in.
If we're going to limit vehicle use, they're the first places we should be starting. Staff and patients.
If we're going to limit vehicle use, they're the first places we should be starting. Staff and patients.
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Jeffrey Epstein every time he sent an email.
a boy in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a computer screen
Alt: The internet thumbs up kid
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Jeffrey Epstein every time he sent an email.
I guess we've been preparing long enough for the death of far right populism, so for it to be so fucking close means that my celebratory power wank will probably create a hole in the space/time continuum.
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I guess we've been preparing long enough for the death of far right populism, so for it to be so fucking close means that my celebratory power wank will probably create a hole in the space/time continuum.
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
"All will be held to account"
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"All will be held to account"
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Mia Wallace & Gromit
As requested by Paul Savage
As requested by Paul Savage
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Mia Wallace & Gromit
As requested by Paul Savage
As requested by Paul Savage
Endorsement by Varoufakis is equivalent to letting the McCanns babysit your kids.
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Endorsement by Varoufakis is equivalent to letting the McCanns babysit your kids.
1. Rise Of The Footsoldier:Ibiza
2. Green Street
3. Football Factory
4. Scum
2. Green Street
3. Football Factory
4. Scum
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
1. Rise Of The Footsoldier:Ibiza
2. Green Street
3. Football Factory
4. Scum
2. Green Street
3. Football Factory
4. Scum
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
Reasons to absolutely fucking detest modern day top level football, number 1,253.
My old man wasn’t there today because he’s ill (thank fuck as I was still getting the odd, “Fuck me, what had you been drinking last Sunday, Turps?”) but I sold his ticket back to City and my Dad gets about £20 back as it’s a concession.
I asked the lad in his seat what he paid. £250.
I asked the lad in his seat what he paid. £250.
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Reasons to absolutely fucking detest modern day top level football, number 1,253.
Had a tandoori kebab for tea and the farts are utterly horrific
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Had a tandoori kebab for tea and the farts are utterly horrific
Lord McFall is this year's Ceno-twat
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Lord McFall is this year's Ceno-twat
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RESPECTABOUTS
www.lincolnshire.gov.uk/news/article...
Poppies on 15 Roundabouts across Lincolnshire.
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social
Poppies on 15 Roundabouts across Lincolnshire.
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
RESPECTABOUTS
Because there's no better way to remember the fallen than a butchered version of I Will Survive from a 43 year old nail tech with 6 WKD's in her.
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Because there's no better way to remember the fallen than a butchered version of I Will Survive from a 43 year old nail tech with 6 WKD's in her.
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"Where's your fucking poppy?"