Tom
@tommymagicpants.bsky.social
Bon viveur, raconteur, voyeur, frotteur. Trade plate twat, occasional DJ and consumer of #cans. Proud contributor to View From The Allotment End, the premier North Ferriby FC fanzine.
Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
IT'S POCKET MEAT TIME!
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
IT'S POCKET MEAT TIME!
Ugh, a Scunthorpe fan, here in Hull.
November 8, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Ugh, a Scunthorpe fan, here in Hull.
Doing my bit by documenting the Villagers trip to Consett today. Away days mean getting the gorgeous Ferriby sports bag out, with its lovely badges. Contained within is reading material, various pocket meats and emergency water.
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Doing my bit by documenting the Villagers trip to Consett today. Away days mean getting the gorgeous Ferriby sports bag out, with its lovely badges. Contained within is reading material, various pocket meats and emergency water.
Me reading your skeets
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Me reading your skeets
Queried by Stuart Maconie because I told him and Mark that I was only 4 years old when I bought it, but I was taken to Regis Records in Hull to purchase it. No shame.
November 3, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Queried by Stuart Maconie because I told him and Mark that I was only 4 years old when I bought it, but I was taken to Regis Records in Hull to purchase it. No shame.
This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
November 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
Feel like pure shit, just want old Twitter back
November 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Feel like pure shit, just want old Twitter back
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Roses are red
The Last Dinner Party are munters
The Last Dinner Party are munters
October 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Roses are red
The Last Dinner Party are munters
The Last Dinner Party are munters
When you haven't had a bit for a while
October 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
When you haven't had a bit for a while
Unsolicited Rik pic
October 11, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Unsolicited Rik pic
Yeah, fuck you Disney. See how you cope without my £4.99 a month.
(Seriously though, go fuck yourselves)
(Seriously though, go fuck yourselves)
September 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Yeah, fuck you Disney. See how you cope without my £4.99 a month.
(Seriously though, go fuck yourselves)
(Seriously though, go fuck yourselves)
"There isn't going to be a credible left wing alternative party to vote for. I'll tell the 6th Form children"
September 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"There isn't going to be a credible left wing alternative party to vote for. I'll tell the 6th Form children"
It's called a SANDWICH, you childishly illiterate cunts.
September 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It's called a SANDWICH, you childishly illiterate cunts.
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
September 15, 2025 at 9:49 AM
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"