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yells frequently
is that comfortable?
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Troy Aikman is extremely checked out and it's kinda great
December 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
@paledragoncbus.bsky.social @ericseeds.bsky.social anyone going to CBJ tonight? Are there still meetups??
December 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
someone gave Jeffries some new focus group results
Significant statement from Jeffries and House Democratic leaders saying they will vote “present” on the motion to table Al Green’s resolution to impeach President Trump. They say they’re “laser-focused on fighting to lower the high cost of living” plus on health care and corruption.
December 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
that is...not gonna quiet the Eagles fans one bit
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Give Van the Taira fight and whoever wins that gets Pantoja
December 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
not seeing enough discussion about 20 plays 12 minutes

the more I think about it, the more I think it was *the best* way to end that streak
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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I'm sorry but the idea that Jeremiah Smith touchdown in OSU-Michigan should've been overturned on instant replay is a reflection of the decline of our society's crumbling moral standards.

A no-question touchdown for 100 years and only questioned because of slow-motion frame fucking.
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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20 plays 81 yards 11:55 of clock t h r e e p o i n t s
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I will punch Ryan Day for that punt
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I hate Ryan Day more than anyone or anything else on this planet, lord
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Definitive stuffed crust pizza rankings:

Little Caesars Pretzel with cheese sauce
Pizza Hut the OG
Little Caesars normal stuffed crust
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Domino's normal stuffed crust
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Papa John's normal stuffed crust
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
did Joe buck get divorced?
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
@rodger.bsky.social did CeeDee just lose a pass in the sun at Jerryworld??
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
probably right here
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
this anthem is 36 minutes long
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

(it is objectively Aquamini but this is my favorite album of all time)
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
perhaps today is a day I should be wearing my "Google Jury Nullification" tshirt
November 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
bad day to be a "king" in Worthington
October 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
@paledragoncbus.bsky.social @ericseeds.bsky.social I'm out as of yesterday, and I wasn't even home for it!

(I'm at a conference in Minnesota and I didn't want my wife and dogs to be miserable if I wasn't even there lol)
October 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Retired Army Sgt. Brian Wofford spoke to me this morning at the Oklahoma City #NoKings protest. Didn’t expect him to be carrying his DD214 so I asked some warmup questions like when he got out and whether his injury was service-related.

He paused while describing the car bomb in Iraq to say this:
October 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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2024: awwwww Indiana made the College Football Playoff 🥲🥲🥲 what a great underdog story

2034: who can stop Indiana from completing the 7-peat

2044: President-elect Cignetti will serve as Indiana's head coach through inauguration but must step down before his 17th straight championship
September 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ankalaev went back to where he belongs lol
October 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM