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did they redact some versions but not others? is this not the same pic as the middle one in your second tranche?
December 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
is that comfortable?
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
probably right here
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

(it is objectively Aquamini but this is my favorite album of all time)
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
@hockeyviz.com my brother is getting dinner at Next in Chicago and sent me this and I thought of you
September 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
"oh we had a rough night we're just gonna sleep here in the sun" ROUGH NIGHT EH
August 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
same but dogs
July 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
no chance at all that is repeatable lol

though hey I did this once
July 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
beef shank with the first 1-2 inches chopped off

smoked for like 8 hours (get to 203F), last 5 wrapped in foil, collect the juices (it turns out to be a lot of marrow!) to drizzle on later

really great! (the one pic is the marrow juice)
July 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
find a thor's hammer and have some fun!
July 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
these wonderfully cute idiots never leave the house unleashed - because they are very reactive to *certain* dogs.

preach!
July 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
that magical time when the sun hits your bed

vs

when your sister finds out
July 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
boy is not right
July 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
June 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
ok, I'm going to Japan in a month and a half. It's gonna be hot. I've got some linen shirts and shorts handled, that should be good?

but shoes? I hate sandals and would rather wear socks even if very small. What do I do?
June 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
please be careful with eggs, they can be beautiful baby birds if they are treated properly

fly away tiny bird spirit I'll never forget you
May 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
an easy tip to make better steaks is "salt the shit out of it" as you can see

also this was the best bone in i ever did and I've been chasing it for a few years now lol
May 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
and dude, the day-of is a massacre so far
May 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I sent this to my friend, like, $4m for this dude???
April 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
seeing this as soon as I open this app causes me to know with certainty what will happen (chickenshit party etc.)
March 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
picked up this bad boy during the revival
February 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
so I am at the x
January 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
this boy does that too

also had a terrible tummyache yesterday, so he slept all day and around midnight felt better ...and kept trying to play while we tried to sleep
January 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
my apology to Day went to the Christina and Ryan Day Fund for Mental Wellness

give.nationwidechildrens.org/site/Donatio...
January 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
this is the energy I want to bring to 2025
January 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM