Tom Gentry
@tomgentry.bsky.social
Short British actor; le seul espoir du genre humain ( à temps partiel ) ; ia pugtruo; lat språkforsker; padeiro semi-satisfatório
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would you ever go to an area
February 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
would you ever go to an area
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Dance like people are watching and you’re trying to make them upset
February 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Dance like people are watching and you’re trying to make them upset
Ask your doctor if Going Blind™ is right for you
January 31, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Ask your doctor if Going Blind™ is right for you
I keep telling my dentist this, but he doesn’t believe me
January 31, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I keep telling my dentist this, but he doesn’t believe me
The Tasmanian Devil’s name is Brucifer. Don’t @ me.
January 31, 2026 at 1:28 PM
The Tasmanian Devil’s name is Brucifer. Don’t @ me.
Back in 2013, someone let me borrow their ukulele. When I tried to give it back, I was told to keep it. It’s taken me this long to address the possibility that they were palming off a cursed ukulele on me and just how much that would explain.
January 24, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Back in 2013, someone let me borrow their ukulele. When I tried to give it back, I was told to keep it. It’s taken me this long to address the possibility that they were palming off a cursed ukulele on me and just how much that would explain.
Crazy that they just let that thing loose in Darkwick every year
December 27, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Crazy that they just let that thing loose in Darkwick every year
I hatched almost a year ago and I have yet to figure out which flag is mine
December 25, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I hatched almost a year ago and I have yet to figure out which flag is mine
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why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
Just a reminder that nothing is stopping you picturing Matt Berry forcefully reciting the lyrics to “Unwritten”. It is legal and nice to do this.
December 14, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Just a reminder that nothing is stopping you picturing Matt Berry forcefully reciting the lyrics to “Unwritten”. It is legal and nice to do this.
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As a matter of principle I never learned how to be normal or how to do anything correctly. This hasn't held me back in life as much as you might think it would
December 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
As a matter of principle I never learned how to be normal or how to do anything correctly. This hasn't held me back in life as much as you might think it would
When a travel giveaway says crap like “Win an ultimate holiday,” it sounds like they’re going to euthanise you afterwards
December 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
When a travel giveaway says crap like “Win an ultimate holiday,” it sounds like they’re going to euthanise you afterwards
Most animated shows see fit to refrain from explicit portrayals of the feline anus, but Sailor Moon is not so presumptuous.
December 4, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Most animated shows see fit to refrain from explicit portrayals of the feline anus, but Sailor Moon is not so presumptuous.
I have always said this about Brad Pitt
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I have always said this about Brad Pitt
The name Brody is a portmanteau of “bro” and “lady”. Discuss.
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
The name Brody is a portmanteau of “bro” and “lady”. Discuss.
Your dad’s favourite Lord of the Rings film
November 19, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Your dad’s favourite Lord of the Rings film
Gaslight teaches us that, instead of spending twenty years searching for something, all the while committing heinous acts of violence and psychological torture, you might at least consider asking your wife where it is.
August 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Gaslight teaches us that, instead of spending twenty years searching for something, all the while committing heinous acts of violence and psychological torture, you might at least consider asking your wife where it is.
Every time a friend’s recent mammogram comes up, I picture a guy showing up at her workplace dressed as a breast
August 9, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Every time a friend’s recent mammogram comes up, I picture a guy showing up at her workplace dressed as a breast
@johnharper.bsky.social Where would the consulates be based in Doskvol?
June 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
@johnharper.bsky.social Where would the consulates be based in Doskvol?
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If you ever find me in the bowels of a heavily guarded laboratory, peacefully suspended in a large tube of bubbling liquid, please mind your own business.
April 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If you ever find me in the bowels of a heavily guarded laboratory, peacefully suspended in a large tube of bubbling liquid, please mind your own business.
You ever rub your partner’s butt like an amulet that brings spoons?
April 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
You ever rub your partner’s butt like an amulet that brings spoons?
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Don't eat any unattended casseroles you find in the swamp. That's how they get you
March 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Don't eat any unattended casseroles you find in the swamp. That's how they get you
I have no idea what this selection is about; I just know that 1200 seems excessive
March 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I have no idea what this selection is about; I just know that 1200 seems excessive
I remember being similarly surprised when I first looked into Black Mirror, at the time only being (somewhat) familiar with his work in comedy
March 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I remember being similarly surprised when I first looked into Black Mirror, at the time only being (somewhat) familiar with his work in comedy