Ask your doctor if Going Blind™ is right for you

I keep telling my dentist this, but he doesn’t believe me

I have always said this about Brad Pitt

Your dad’s favourite Lord of the Rings film

I have no idea what this selection is about; I just know that 1200 seems excessive

I promise you, Temu, I do not know how to use it. Is it for lighting my penis on fire or for putting out dickfires? In either case, the “You need it” feels rather aggressive.

There are only four kinds of animal, and they are all fighting each other. This much is certain.

When you show a friend that dope-ass 5 you’ve been working on for months