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Yet another twitter refugee.
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
In the space of 30 min this afternoon the weather turned from 40s and rain to 20s and blasts of wind and snow. Sent the trampoline in the backyard flying over the fence and onto the car. Nearly froze to death trying to wrangle the thing so it wouldn't fly away again.
An exceptionally Canadian day!
An exceptionally Canadian day!
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
In the space of 30 min this afternoon the weather turned from 40s and rain to 20s and blasts of wind and snow. Sent the trampoline in the backyard flying over the fence and onto the car. Nearly froze to death trying to wrangle the thing so it wouldn't fly away again.
An exceptionally Canadian day!
An exceptionally Canadian day!
During Trump's first administration there were a lot of rumors and speculation about nasty things he supposedly said behind closed doors.
Now we don't have to speculate anymore. He just posts 'em!
Now we don't have to speculate anymore. He just posts 'em!
December 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
During Trump's first administration there were a lot of rumors and speculation about nasty things he supposedly said behind closed doors.
Now we don't have to speculate anymore. He just posts 'em!
Now we don't have to speculate anymore. He just posts 'em!
Somehow it makes sense to me that goats would be into punk.
December 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Somehow it makes sense to me that goats would be into punk.
A lot of airline advertising seems premised on the idea that people are going to just show up at the airport and spontaneously pick somewhere to fly.
Pretty sure no one does that.
Pretty sure no one does that.
December 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
A lot of airline advertising seems premised on the idea that people are going to just show up at the airport and spontaneously pick somewhere to fly.
Pretty sure no one does that.
Pretty sure no one does that.
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Nepal just tried this and Gen Z protestors immediately burned down their entire govt and picked a new one on Discord. So maybe tread carefully, Australia.
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Nepal just tried this and Gen Z protestors immediately burned down their entire govt and picked a new one on Discord. So maybe tread carefully, Australia.
Bad news: my flight has been attacked by an orca.
December 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Bad news: my flight has been attacked by an orca.
Currently flying over Missouri where all the points of interest are like "Couch is an unincorporated community north of Trout. It was assigned a postal box in 1903."
December 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Currently flying over Missouri where all the points of interest are like "Couch is an unincorporated community north of Trout. It was assigned a postal box in 1903."
On a plane. Currently flying over the Knob School.
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
On a plane. Currently flying over the Knob School.
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
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the solution to the male lonliness epedemic is 69 cent bean burritos
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 AM
the solution to the male lonliness epedemic is 69 cent bean burritos
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fam our government is a fucking fascist wax museum
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
fam our government is a fucking fascist wax museum
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I'm not saying life is a vicious circle. But it may be a cruel rhombus. Or a callous trapezoid. At the very least, life is a bloodthirsty parallelogram
December 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm not saying life is a vicious circle. But it may be a cruel rhombus. Or a callous trapezoid. At the very least, life is a bloodthirsty parallelogram
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“You’re prompting me wrong.”
BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“You’re prompting me wrong.”
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Real Coke vs Pepsi market for movies/TV developing here
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Real Coke vs Pepsi market for movies/TV developing here
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I put it to you that Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” is not merely the worst Christmas song but is also in fact the worst song in the history of recorded sound.
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I put it to you that Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” is not merely the worst Christmas song but is also in fact the worst song in the history of recorded sound.
And how are you and your family celebrating this blessed Cyber Monday?
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
And how are you and your family celebrating this blessed Cyber Monday?
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The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set
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Never once in my life have I been on a job site and seen anyone using construction paper.
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Never once in my life have I been on a job site and seen anyone using construction paper.
One of the things about Trump I really don't understand is his insatiable appetite for conflict and chaos. You would think at some point generating daily controversies and dealing with endless drama and lawsuits would become exhausting & he'd want to take a couple days off.
But, no.
But, no.
In a vicious late-night rant, Trump vowed to “permanently pause” migration from “third world” countries
'You Won't Be Here For Long!': Trump Posts Bonkers 'Salutation' Just Before Midnight
The president said he would "permanently pause" all migration from developing countries.
www.huffpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
One of the things about Trump I really don't understand is his insatiable appetite for conflict and chaos. You would think at some point generating daily controversies and dealing with endless drama and lawsuits would become exhausting & he'd want to take a couple days off.
But, no.
But, no.
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“Oh this is always a treat. An annual Thanksgiving tradition dating back decades. Riding a 60 foot float made of damaged and dangerous industrial equipment, it’s Kraftwerk!”
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
“Oh this is always a treat. An annual Thanksgiving tradition dating back decades. Riding a 60 foot float made of damaged and dangerous industrial equipment, it’s Kraftwerk!”
@ossej.bsky.social FYI I've recently become obsessed with this band called Calva Louise. You might like them too, maybe? Imagine a female led heavy metal band that freely shifts between screams and guitar riffs and elaborate piano solos, EDM bits, and even flamenco music. Crazy genre bending.
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
@ossej.bsky.social FYI I've recently become obsessed with this band called Calva Louise. You might like them too, maybe? Imagine a female led heavy metal band that freely shifts between screams and guitar riffs and elaborate piano solos, EDM bits, and even flamenco music. Crazy genre bending.
Trump has apparently pardoned Brett Ratner... from director jail. I didn't know the president could do that.
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Trump has apparently pardoned Brett Ratner... from director jail. I didn't know the president could do that.