To think, we could all have been naming our children 'Lunch' all this time and we just didn't til now!

Such affordable. Very president. Wow.

Maybe airlines recognize they really can't advertise based on an enjoyable flying experience, so this is all they've got.

Or at least, very few people do that. Certainly not enough to justify advertising to them.

Just a layover, sadly. Heading to to the Great White North

Apparently their major export is air turbulence.

A happening place, Missouri!

In fairness, Mark Zuckerberg himself is a guy no one wants.

It's all very on-brand.