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Stockholm, Sweden. Perl, XPATH, DBI, logstash, loki, gibberish.
I'm no fun. I enjoy long walks while listening to TGL's podcasts (Danny Wallace on RadioX). I'm a Senior listener!
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I beg you to read this thread but only if you promise to read all the alt texts
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Stockholm, Skärholmen 1971
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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A local bakery just posted this photo on Facebook. I’ve gotten stuff from her before. Nice older lady. I do not know if she made it but…it’s perfect. Perfect.
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Och var fan är stålarna? 🤌
#åldersnojan #ageism
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Logging in to say “log off.”
The most important thing you can do to improve your quality of life is to quit discursive social media.
You’re in a doom loop of looking for dopamine hits in the places that make you need them.
If you are reading this, you shouldn’t be.
Don’t reply. I won’t see it.
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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”Det valfrihetssystem som infördes varit ett misslyckande. Det blev ingen demokratisering. Det blev inga förbättringar. Det kom bara en rad bolag och började äta av välfärden.”

www.vf.se/2025/11/14/b...
Ledare: Bolagen käkar på välfärden
Benjamin Schunnesson läser Kommunals nya rapport om vinstdrivande förskolor och försöker förstå hur vi hamnade här.
www.vf.se
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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How I love these designs! Please purchase from independent artists this holiday season... and all year long for that matter.
Right then. It's mid-November and if you're thinking about #Christmas shopping, now's the time. All my products are designed here in Manchester and made in the UK.
Shop's open gailmyerscough.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Busy day in the studio with Pete!
Fancy giving us more to do? My online shop is full of bold and colourful designs and loads of Christmas present ideas.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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ICYMI

I wrote a funny book to trick children into reading literature!
After generations of family adventures, Sawyer Lee is determined to sink in the couch! The problem is that it will take a regrettable amount of energy for him to escape the mysteries, conspiracies, and gourd-based festivities the whole town throws his way.

us.macmillan.com/books/978037...
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Episode 2 of the #Schengen200 adventure across Europe now up!

THE GREAT SCHENGEN CHALLENGE Part 2: Against the clock on Europe's longest public transport journey
youtu.be/sbjp4KSyOwg
THE GREAT SCHENGEN CHALLENGE Part 2: Against the clock on Europe's longest public transport journey
YouTube video by Travelling Turtle
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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New Travelling Turtle video! Delighted to be premiering episode one (of two) of our adventure across Europe, trying to make the longest possible public transport journey in the Schengen zone in 200 hours. Lots of boats, trains, buses, pastries, mountains and Grieg. #Schengen200
youtu.be/qSQapm0UyWU
THE GREAT SCHENGEN CHALLENGE: Can I make Europe's longest public transport journey in 200 hours?
YouTube video by Travelling Turtle
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Very excited about this! My first 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, packed with some of the biggest political stories and characters from the past year. A great way to while away a few hours over Christmas:
The Times 'Morten Morland's Puzzling Year' 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
Morten's Puzzling Year: A Fun Political Caricature 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle A Laugh-Out-Loud Political Puzzle Adventure! A first edition: Created exclusively for The Times and The Sunday Times, this h...
www.alljigsawpuzzles.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I think I'll go to Stampen and listen to @petefrasermusic.bsky.social .
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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🇵🇱🇪🇺 Polish PM Tusk: Putin has tools that can destroy the European Union as an organization, but also Europe as a cultural phenomenon.

These tools are Russia’s fifth columns, present in every country of Europe.
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I'm by no means the first to suggest this but:

Block X DNS resolution in the UK until it complies with UK law.
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Still possibly one of the greatest Armistice Day tweets of all time from the good old days on Twitter.
#inremembrance
#lestweforget
#cockdestroyer
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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The cheapest plan available to me (a Georgian) is over $1,000 a month. Healthcare is no longer an option for me. I will ration the medication I take for as long as I can and then I will wait to die.
So every freelancer you know is going to lose their insurance or be bankrupted by premiums because Schumer is an invertebrate
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Thought you’d all enjoy this folding paper fan that MrsH found while we were tidying our bedroom. I think it’s 1940s?
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I’d always wondered why no one had ever published a full, detailed map of the 1960s plan to turn London into a giant web of US-style urban motorways…. It turns even the politicians and designers didn’t make one at the time. It just didn’t exist. Until now.
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Sheins sexdocka är inget misstag – den speglar vår kultur, skriver Clara Knäpper Bohman.
Kvinnor blir flickor och flickor blir sexobjekt
Sheins sexdocka är inget misstag – den speglar vår kultur.
www.etc.se
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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This is quite something
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Ah, 9 November – a sad one, this: 59th anniversary of the day Paul McCartney died, forcing the other Beatles to replace him with an orphan they had trained to impersonate him, and then (obviously) put clues in songs and on album covers so people could find out anyway
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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This just randomly popped into my head.

Good to know it's still pant wettingly funny.

youtu.be/qy_nU8RGWKA
Hugh Laurie - Hey Jude (HD Version with High Quality Sound)
YouTube video by FranticsLair
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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turtrucken
Thurston Co. Scanner, News, &
Weather Blog: A trooper with the Washington State Patrol just
called out a traffic stop on a semi that's towing a semi, which is towing a box truck that's also towing two vehicles on I-5 south at Pacific Avenue. The trooper reported […]

[Original post on hachyderm.io]
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM