Tollberg
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I volunteer driving a van for a local nonprofit, and I checked the tire pressure after filling it with gas. 14 psi low in the front, 20 low in the rear. Check your tires people!
February 18, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I volunteer driving a van for a local nonprofit, and I checked the tire pressure after filling it with gas. 14 psi low in the front, 20 low in the rear. Check your tires people!
JB’s cousin in the the Epstein files? Interesting to see his statement on this. Coming out strongly critical if he wants to be president
Hyatt Executive Chairman Tom Pritzker said he’s retiring from his position at the company and won’t stand for reelection to its board, citing an association with the late disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein. bloom.bg/468WAD3
📷: Phillip Faraone/Getty Images
📷: Phillip Faraone/Getty Images
February 17, 2026 at 1:44 AM
JB’s cousin in the the Epstein files? Interesting to see his statement on this. Coming out strongly critical if he wants to be president
This is high on the list of reasons I never post anything political to Facebook. The townies will come out in the comments section, and you’re not going to convince them of anything
The secret to engaging in social media debate is knowing you will never win anyone over. The best you can hope for is to have people who already agree with tell you you're awesome. You might great a dopamine thrill from the righteousness of your anger! Fine benefits, all. But you will never win.
February 17, 2026 at 1:36 AM
This is high on the list of reasons I never post anything political to Facebook. The townies will come out in the comments section, and you’re not going to convince them of anything
Somewhere, Tom Homan’s ears perked up at the mention of $50,000
Peter Navarro: "It's the perfect Trump economy in 2026 ... we're seeing stock market over $50,000"
February 16, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Somewhere, Tom Homan’s ears perked up at the mention of $50,000
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roses are red
violets are blue
tom homan’s a bitch
greg bovino, too
violets are blue
tom homan’s a bitch
greg bovino, too
February 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
roses are red
violets are blue
tom homan’s a bitch
greg bovino, too
violets are blue
tom homan’s a bitch
greg bovino, too
Northwestern’s $75 million bribe still not enough to keep it off the naughty list
Hegseth to US military: if you get into MIT, we won't let you attend because of the risk that you will be exposed to ideas hostile to MAGA when you study there.
February 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Northwestern’s $75 million bribe still not enough to keep it off the naughty list
I was standing in line on a plane waiting for someone to put their luggage away, and noticed Ted Danson was sitting next to me in first class trying to figure out his touchscreen.
What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter?
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
February 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I was standing in line on a plane waiting for someone to put their luggage away, and noticed Ted Danson was sitting next to me in first class trying to figure out his touchscreen.
WeRateDogs rates surveillance systems 0/10
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 AM
WeRateDogs rates surveillance systems 0/10
This app is swamped with doomer grifter accounts, which are RT’ed into my feed by people I thought I enjoyed following, and its just a real bummer guys
February 12, 2026 at 2:20 AM
This app is swamped with doomer grifter accounts, which are RT’ed into my feed by people I thought I enjoyed following, and its just a real bummer guys
Hey, spacex launched a rocket to the moon in 2015*. Maybe they can do this**
*It crashed into the moon accidentally as space junk 7 years later
**They cannot
*It crashed into the moon accidentally as space junk 7 years later
**They cannot
insane to be reporting this stuff with a straight face. like what are we doing here man
February 11, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Hey, spacex launched a rocket to the moon in 2015*. Maybe they can do this**
*It crashed into the moon accidentally as space junk 7 years later
**They cannot
*It crashed into the moon accidentally as space junk 7 years later
**They cannot
Empathy for me, but not for thee
February 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Empathy for me, but not for thee
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
It’s one rotisserie chicken, Michael. What could it cost? $10?
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:57 AM
It’s one rotisserie chicken, Michael. What could it cost? $10?
Dozen police cars and a helicopter circling the neighborhood right as my wife got home with the kids. So that was fun
February 10, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Dozen police cars and a helicopter circling the neighborhood right as my wife got home with the kids. So that was fun
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This is a safe zone for 787B fans.
RT to show that you support 787s
RT to show that you support 787s
January 22, 2026 at 1:44 AM
This is a safe zone for 787B fans.
RT to show that you support 787s
RT to show that you support 787s
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men will win an olympic medal instead of going to therapy
February 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
men will win an olympic medal instead of going to therapy
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new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Richest man in the world, after killing hundreds of thousands of people by eliminating USAID:
“Why is everything so sad all the time?”
“Why is everything so sad all the time?”
February 10, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Richest man in the world, after killing hundreds of thousands of people by eliminating USAID:
“Why is everything so sad all the time?”
“Why is everything so sad all the time?”
Can’t believe this leech was the CEO of CPS and ran for mayor as a Democrat.
Commentary: Another year brings another wave of Catholic school closings. These closures aren’t happening because of poor performance or low satisfaction, but because working families can’t afford both property taxes and private school tuition. The lack of school choices is devastating to the city.
Paul Vallas: Catholic schools are not a threat to public schools
It’s no coincidence that the golden era for public education in Chicago coincided with the height of the parochial school system.
trib.al
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Can’t believe this leech was the CEO of CPS and ran for mayor as a Democrat.
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February 10, 2026 at 12:05 AM
February 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Going to start getting mad at guitar solos in halftime shows because they’re not in English
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Going to start getting mad at guitar solos in halftime shows because they’re not in English
Just burst out laughing that Jesus had a Super Bowl commercial
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Just burst out laughing that Jesus had a Super Bowl commercial
Comparing starting an F1 team to getting to the moon in the 1960’s seems like a stretch
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Comparing starting an F1 team to getting to the moon in the 1960’s seems like a stretch