Simon Saab Isuzu
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I was going to say Lance is to cycling what Hogan became to wrestling but actually he's more like if Chris Benoit survived, got off with a light sentence, and kept hanging around insisting he did nothing wrong
Fuck Lance fuck everyone involved in this
I wish Lance died years ago I don't say that about many people but the man is a narcissistic cancer and he simply cannot accept that his continued insertion of himself into the sport is still very damaging!!!!
I wish Lance died years ago I don't say that about many people but the man is a narcissistic cancer and he simply cannot accept that his continued insertion of himself into the sport is still very damaging!!!!
Hollywood to revisit cycling’s most notorious doping scandal, with Austin Butler set to portray Lance Armstrong in a new biopic in the works. bit.ly/3ZlIqe7
February 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I was going to say Lance is to cycling what Hogan became to wrestling but actually he's more like if Chris Benoit survived, got off with a light sentence, and kept hanging around insisting he did nothing wrong
Reposted by Simon Saab Isuzu
Fuck Lance fuck everyone involved in this
I wish Lance died years ago I don't say that about many people but the man is a narcissistic cancer and he simply cannot accept that his continued insertion of himself into the sport is still very damaging!!!!
I wish Lance died years ago I don't say that about many people but the man is a narcissistic cancer and he simply cannot accept that his continued insertion of himself into the sport is still very damaging!!!!
Hollywood to revisit cycling’s most notorious doping scandal, with Austin Butler set to portray Lance Armstrong in a new biopic in the works. bit.ly/3ZlIqe7
February 8, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Fuck Lance fuck everyone involved in this
I wish Lance died years ago I don't say that about many people but the man is a narcissistic cancer and he simply cannot accept that his continued insertion of himself into the sport is still very damaging!!!!
I wish Lance died years ago I don't say that about many people but the man is a narcissistic cancer and he simply cannot accept that his continued insertion of himself into the sport is still very damaging!!!!
Allllllllllll night
She wants a Good Samaritan
Good Samaritan, Good Samaritan, she wants a Good Samaritan
🎼🎶🎤
She wants a Good Samaritan
Good Samaritan, Good Samaritan, she wants a Good Samaritan
🎼🎶🎤
February 18, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Allllllllllll night
She wants a Good Samaritan
Good Samaritan, Good Samaritan, she wants a Good Samaritan
🎼🎶🎤
She wants a Good Samaritan
Good Samaritan, Good Samaritan, she wants a Good Samaritan
🎼🎶🎤
It's really interesting when I can tell Meta thinks I'm not angry enough.
February 18, 2026 at 10:20 PM
It's really interesting when I can tell Meta thinks I'm not angry enough.
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Every day people log on to this website to announce they don't know how to read
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Every day people log on to this website to announce they don't know how to read
The clear winner of all of these names comes from the girls list and I know it's going to be a hit here on this microblogging service.
There was a baby girl named Bluesky.
There was a baby girl named Bluesky.
My province is a stupid, made up place, but it releases baby name data every year and every year I go through them all to find the weirdest names and also note some general trends.
www.alberta.ca/top-baby-names
www.alberta.ca/top-baby-names
Alberta’s top baby names
See the list of most popular baby names by year.
www.alberta.ca
February 18, 2026 at 7:45 PM
The clear winner of all of these names comes from the girls list and I know it's going to be a hit here on this microblogging service.
There was a baby girl named Bluesky.
There was a baby girl named Bluesky.
My province is a stupid, made up place, but it releases baby name data every year and every year I go through them all to find the weirdest names and also note some general trends.
www.alberta.ca/top-baby-names
www.alberta.ca/top-baby-names
Alberta’s top baby names
See the list of most popular baby names by year.
www.alberta.ca
February 18, 2026 at 7:35 PM
My province is a stupid, made up place, but it releases baby name data every year and every year I go through them all to find the weirdest names and also note some general trends.
www.alberta.ca/top-baby-names
www.alberta.ca/top-baby-names
nobody bid on this
i need this for the forecourt at Saturn Saab Isuzu
i need this for the forecourt at Saturn Saab Isuzu
48k-Mile 1995 Honda Passport LX 4WD 5-Speed at No Reserve
No Reserve: 48k-Mile 1995 Honda Passport LX 4WD 5-Speed
Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: 48k-Mile 1995 Honda Passport LX 4WD 5-Speed at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #231,053.
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February 18, 2026 at 6:43 PM
nobody bid on this
i need this for the forecourt at Saturn Saab Isuzu
i need this for the forecourt at Saturn Saab Isuzu
I'm just saying, with the overlap between Ramadan and Lent this year, maybe it's time for a unifying rebrand.
Mark Wahlberg's 40-Day Challenge is something everyone can understand.
Mark Wahlberg's 40-Day Challenge is something everyone can understand.
February 18, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I'm just saying, with the overlap between Ramadan and Lent this year, maybe it's time for a unifying rebrand.
Mark Wahlberg's 40-Day Challenge is something everyone can understand.
Mark Wahlberg's 40-Day Challenge is something everyone can understand.
This city's motto is half-ass it now so we can half-ass it again later
February 18, 2026 at 2:56 PM
This city's motto is half-ass it now so we can half-ass it again later
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Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.
February 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.
Look at my world class city
February 18, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Look at my world class city
February 18, 2026 at 2:31 PM
YouTube is down? That's crazy.
February 18, 2026 at 1:08 AM
YouTube is down? That's crazy.
Moonchild by Iron Maiden
What song would you skate to at the Olympics?
February 17, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Moonchild by Iron Maiden
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All of mine are me yelling at a broken bicycle
let's hear some more of these Olympic Moments, what's your greatest personal sports-related tantrum
Yinz guys are special writers and always make me laugh.......
This is beyond relatable
I rolled a bowling bowl across a parking lot and into the woods. I drove home in my bowling shoes. I haven't picked a ball up since. Almost 24 years.
This is beyond relatable
I rolled a bowling bowl across a parking lot and into the woods. I drove home in my bowling shoes. I haven't picked a ball up since. Almost 24 years.
February 17, 2026 at 9:50 PM
All of mine are me yelling at a broken bicycle
This is the kind of car I think it would be hilarious to import. I want my Italian luxury car to be too ugly to steal.
Still sick in bed: the Lancia Thesis is ugly from the front, it’s like an Alfa was drawn over the phone
February 17, 2026 at 4:06 PM
This is the kind of car I think it would be hilarious to import. I want my Italian luxury car to be too ugly to steal.
It's like a bobsled and a Silver Crown car had a baby.
Three years ago Berghorn put together the track’s first wheeled bobsled that’s capable of going off the top, I got the first passenger ride in it.
It was awesome.
It was awesome.
February 17, 2026 at 4:02 PM
It's like a bobsled and a Silver Crown car had a baby.
GT3 was a conspiracy by Stephane Ratel to embarrass manufacturers into paying him money.
February 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
GT3 was a conspiracy by Stephane Ratel to embarrass manufacturers into paying him money.
There's a low mileage 2003 Lotus Elise listed locally for sale by the owner and the listing says the tires are original and I just want to know if he knows that's not a good thing
February 17, 2026 at 2:15 PM
There's a low mileage 2003 Lotus Elise listed locally for sale by the owner and the listing says the tires are original and I just want to know if he knows that's not a good thing
Took my ex's new CX-5 on yesterday's road trip. Good car. Couldn't really gauge fun to drive on a straight highway, but a very good highway car.
February 17, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Took my ex's new CX-5 on yesterday's road trip. Good car. Couldn't really gauge fun to drive on a straight highway, but a very good highway car.
ISOTTA FRANCHITTI
1929 Isotta Fraschini 8A SS Roadster Cabriolet by Castagna
1929 Isotta Fraschini 8A SS Roadster Cabriolet by Castagna
Bid for the chance to own a 1929 Isotta Fraschini 8A SS Roadster Cabriolet by Castagna at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #230,897.
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February 17, 2026 at 1:46 AM
ISOTTA FRANCHITTI
Day trip to Red Deer. Didn't see any separatist nonsense down there. Only one billboard, the one E*ra L€vant used to rent.
February 17, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Day trip to Red Deer. Didn't see any separatist nonsense down there. Only one billboard, the one E*ra L€vant used to rent.