Simon
@bauxoffice.bsky.social
weird cars & motorsports | ADHD | pinko cyclist | he/him | edmonton ab
What we had before 1-800-GAMBLER
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
What we had before 1-800-GAMBLER
This cat wants to crawl into my mouth to see if there's any sandwich left in there
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This cat wants to crawl into my mouth to see if there's any sandwich left in there
I just had a two egg and cheese sandwich so I'm ready for whatever the day throws at me
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I just had a two egg and cheese sandwich so I'm ready for whatever the day throws at me
Did you know you can be an automobile enthusiast and not give a fuck about performance? Like, at all?
You could be enthused about design
About materials
About comfort
About isolating passengers from road and wind noise
About suspension
About vehicle dynamics
The list goes on and on and on
You could be enthused about design
About materials
About comfort
About isolating passengers from road and wind noise
About suspension
About vehicle dynamics
The list goes on and on and on
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Did you know you can be an automobile enthusiast and not give a fuck about performance? Like, at all?
You could be enthused about design
About materials
About comfort
About isolating passengers from road and wind noise
About suspension
About vehicle dynamics
The list goes on and on and on
You could be enthused about design
About materials
About comfort
About isolating passengers from road and wind noise
About suspension
About vehicle dynamics
The list goes on and on and on
Daryl Hall Reveals New Musical Partnership With Joyce Carol Oates
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Daryl Hall Reveals New Musical Partnership With Joyce Carol Oates
Vale do you like IMSA
Valentino Rossi’s future in the FIA World Endurance Championship looks in doubt as Team WRT’s 2026 driver lineups for its pair of BMW LMGT3 entries take shape.
Rossi’s WEC Future in Doubt as WRT Lineup Takes Shape
Expected newcomers to WRT LMGT3 roster could leave no space in 2026 for Valentino Rossi...
sportscar365.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Vale do you like IMSA
Reposted by Simon
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
Reposted by Simon
1/ NEW: We identified 20 people who attended a white nationalist conference and, despite their efforts to keep it secret, caught another 30 people on film to identify in the future. Several MMA/combat sports instructors were discovered and their gyms have cut ties.
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Everybody Attending White Nationalist Conference Caught on Film
Advertised near-exclusively in white nationalist online spaces, promotional social media posts for the event include symbolism popular with neo-Nazis, including the kolovrat sun wheel and a table with...
www.antihate.ca
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
1/ NEW: We identified 20 people who attended a white nationalist conference and, despite their efforts to keep it secret, caught another 30 people on film to identify in the future. Several MMA/combat sports instructors were discovered and their gyms have cut ties.
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Ay @kyffinsimpson.bsky.social imagine rolling around the paddock on this mf
2022 Vespa 946 Christian Dior Limited Edition at No Reserve
No Reserve: 2022 Vespa 946 Christian Dior Limited Edition
Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: 2022 Vespa 946 Christian Dior Limited Edition at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #219,905.
bringatrailer.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Ay @kyffinsimpson.bsky.social imagine rolling around the paddock on this mf
My buddy just told me he used guacamole as sauce for some cheese tortellini and I gotta say that sounds delicious
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My buddy just told me he used guacamole as sauce for some cheese tortellini and I gotta say that sounds delicious
Top tip: you can sing the opening verses of Stairway to Heaven to the melody of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Top tip: you can sing the opening verses of Stairway to Heaven to the melody of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Having a sandwich alone in the sandwich shop and I'm the youngest person in here by about two decades
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Having a sandwich alone in the sandwich shop and I'm the youngest person in here by about two decades
I'm hearing that Joyce Carol Oates burned the world's richest mama's special boy this hard
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'm hearing that Joyce Carol Oates burned the world's richest mama's special boy this hard
Related:
Range Rover drivers are the fucking worst, worse than Tesla drivers
Range Rover drivers are the fucking worst, worse than Tesla drivers
As someone who spent the last four days driving a U-Haul:
For the love of God stop following large vehicles closely! They can't see you!
For the love of God stop following large vehicles closely! They can't see you!
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Related:
Range Rover drivers are the fucking worst, worse than Tesla drivers
Range Rover drivers are the fucking worst, worse than Tesla drivers
As someone who spent the last four days driving a U-Haul:
For the love of God stop following large vehicles closely! They can't see you!
For the love of God stop following large vehicles closely! They can't see you!
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
As someone who spent the last four days driving a U-Haul:
For the love of God stop following large vehicles closely! They can't see you!
For the love of God stop following large vehicles closely! They can't see you!
It's done. Key is in the box. Ima have a shower and pass out for a while.
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It's done. Key is in the box. Ima have a shower and pass out for a while.
I'm just going to leave this right here for a few months' time until the exception is made
The nerve of these people to think they can clamp down on the freewheeling nature of sports car racing
Read your history folks, we have just a few years of this
The nerve of these people to think they can clamp down on the freewheeling nature of sports car racing
Read your history folks, we have just a few years of this
The FIA World Endurance Championship will not make an exception to Porsche, or any other manufacturer, in terms of its entry requirements in the Hypercar class next season or at the 24 Hours of Le Mans according to ACO President Pierre Fillon.
Fillon: No Exception for Porsche in Hypercar Entry Requirements
Porsche 963 unlikely to be represented in WEC, 24 Hours of Le Mans next year as ACO President weighs in...
sportscar365.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I'm just going to leave this right here for a few months' time until the exception is made
The nerve of these people to think they can clamp down on the freewheeling nature of sports car racing
Read your history folks, we have just a few years of this
The nerve of these people to think they can clamp down on the freewheeling nature of sports car racing
Read your history folks, we have just a few years of this
I finished Gravity's Rainbow last night.
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I finished Gravity's Rainbow last night.
Jack White's speech made me cry and then Andre 3000 also made me cry.
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Jack White's speech made me cry and then Andre 3000 also made me cry.
Holy fuck I finally finished moving everything
I'm never moving again
I'm never moving again
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Holy fuck I finally finished moving everything
I'm never moving again
I'm never moving again
Reposted by Simon
You know, Canada's parliamentary system sucks major ass but something like this stupid shutdown would never happen because that would trigger an election.
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You know, Canada's parliamentary system sucks major ass but something like this stupid shutdown would never happen because that would trigger an election.
You know, Canada's parliamentary system sucks major ass but something like this stupid shutdown would never happen because that would trigger an election.
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You know, Canada's parliamentary system sucks major ass but something like this stupid shutdown would never happen because that would trigger an election.
Teen horniness is not a crime!
Government is shut down. Chaos in airports. 42 million going hungry. 24 million face skyrocketing healthcare costs. Economy in turmoil. And the president of the United States is in the Fox broadcast booth calling plays for a football game.
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Teen horniness is not a crime!
What a sunset, Edmonton!
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
What a sunset, Edmonton!
DADDY COME HOME IN A CADDY-LAC BROUGHAM
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
DADDY COME HOME IN A CADDY-LAC BROUGHAM