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weird cars & motorsports | ADHD | pinko cyclist | he/him | edmonton ab
And then about 20 years later it became a freeway
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
British ingenuity
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
How many free hot dogs was this outfit good for?
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Massey Hall is amazing but it ain't big enough
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Are you like, trying to shit your pants?
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
My absolute 🐐. And growing up in Alberta the Hart Foundation were real life super Heroes.
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Aaaaaaah we're doing this again! Salbutamol says hi
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
better than pounding a cube of ham
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ken, Kelsey Mitchell, who is an Olympic champion track cycling sprinter from my hometown Edmonton, is trying out bobsled. How often do sliding athletes come from other elite level sports? For how many athletes is sliding their only sport?
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Word 1: Ryan
Word 2: Blaney
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
When all the country songs are AI

And the entire NFL is owned by the Saudi Royal Family

America will reach peak freedom
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This robot is 80 years old and drunk
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM