Simon
@bauxoffice.bsky.social
weird cars & motorsports | ADHD | pinko cyclist | he/him | edmonton ab
I am hard at work on my life's mission, making yet another food into something that is not milk.
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I am hard at work on my life's mission, making yet another food into something that is not milk.
Grazie Giordano Pepe!
🚨 Jordan Pepper departs Lamborghini Squadra Corse
➡️ www.dailysportscar.com/2025/11/16/j...
#GTWorldChEu #DTM
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#GTWorldChEu #DTM
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Grazie Giordano Pepe!
Reposted by Simon
Airdrie UCP MLA Tanya Fir shows how she really feels about constituents aka "mothers***ers" A must read - and listen - via @jaredwesley with content by Doug Firby
What happens when you call your MLA?
open.substack.com/pub/drjaredw...
What happens when you call your MLA?
open.substack.com/pub/drjaredw...
What happens when you call your MLA?
An errant voicemail gives us insight into how the UCP is handling the backlash against its use of the notwithstanding clause. They're not doing well.
open.substack.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Airdrie UCP MLA Tanya Fir shows how she really feels about constituents aka "mothers***ers" A must read - and listen - via @jaredwesley with content by Doug Firby
What happens when you call your MLA?
open.substack.com/pub/drjaredw...
What happens when you call your MLA?
open.substack.com/pub/drjaredw...
It's an evening to listen to Tom Scott and the L.A. Express. 🎷
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It's an evening to listen to Tom Scott and the L.A. Express. 🎷
I went to this store again and the van was there so I'm guessing the owner works there.
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I went to this store again and the van was there so I'm guessing the owner works there.
Reposted by Simon
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
812 Competizione
Underneath the Christmas tree
There is just one thing I need
812 Competizione
Underneath the Christmas tree
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
812 Competizione
Underneath the Christmas tree
There is just one thing I need
812 Competizione
Underneath the Christmas tree
Reposted by Simon
f's in chat for the macau marshalls
November 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
f's in chat for the macau marshalls
Liquor store for techno fans:
Window Liquor
Window Liquor
three women standing next to a man in a black convertible car
ALT: three women standing next to a man in a black convertible car
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Liquor store for techno fans:
Window Liquor
Window Liquor
Heard Katy Perry on the radio and I gotta say her dating Justin Trudeau has really ruined her music for me.
November 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Heard Katy Perry on the radio and I gotta say her dating Justin Trudeau has really ruined her music for me.
Free offensive liquor store names:
Bag Liquor
Box Liquor
Dick's Liquor
Bag Liquor
Box Liquor
Dick's Liquor
November 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Free offensive liquor store names:
Bag Liquor
Box Liquor
Dick's Liquor
Bag Liquor
Box Liquor
Dick's Liquor
See Macau is the race where I want to see hypercar drivers racing GT3 cars.
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM
See Macau is the race where I want to see hypercar drivers racing GT3 cars.
It’s GT time at Macau!
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
It’s GT time at Macau!
Reposted by Simon
In Opinion
Donald J. Trump should work on his Budd Dwyer impression.
Donald J. Trump should work on his Budd Dwyer impression.
June 28, 2024 at 10:45 PM
In Opinion
Donald J. Trump should work on his Budd Dwyer impression.
Donald J. Trump should work on his Budd Dwyer impression.
It’s TCR time at Macau.
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
It’s TCR time at Macau.
There's a Boozer and a Badger in this race, and they're running nose to tail.
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
There's a Boozer and a Badger in this race, and they're running nose to tail.
Watching FloRacing Night In America from Senoia and they are advertising a band playing around a fire at the go-kart track after the race is over.
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Watching FloRacing Night In America from Senoia and they are advertising a band playing around a fire at the go-kart track after the race is over.
I don't even know what's going on anymore
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I don't even know what's going on anymore
Virginia Is For Lovers
West Virginia Is For Fuckers
West Virginia Is For Fuckers
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Virginia Is For Lovers
West Virginia Is For Fuckers
West Virginia Is For Fuckers
There's a building going up and a sign in front saying Decathlon and Chipotle are moving in and if Decathlon-Chipotle doesn't sound like a continental cycling team I'll eat a casquette
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
There's a building going up and a sign in front saying Decathlon and Chipotle are moving in and if Decathlon-Chipotle doesn't sound like a continental cycling team I'll eat a casquette
The spirit in the sky is Verizon 5G Wireless, as it turns out
Norman Greenbaum voice
I never been a sinner, I never sinned
I get to text with Jesus 🎙️🎶
I never been a sinner, I never sinned
I get to text with Jesus 🎙️🎶
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The spirit in the sky is Verizon 5G Wireless, as it turns out
Norman Greenbaum voice
I never been a sinner, I never sinned
I get to text with Jesus 🎙️🎶
I never been a sinner, I never sinned
I get to text with Jesus 🎙️🎶
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Norman Greenbaum voice
I never been a sinner, I never sinned
I get to text with Jesus 🎙️🎶
I never been a sinner, I never sinned
I get to text with Jesus 🎙️🎶
Reposted by Simon
Bull’s guillotine leg drop on Aja from atop the cage happened 35 years ago today. That brief wobble still sends a chill down my spine…
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Bull’s guillotine leg drop on Aja from atop the cage happened 35 years ago today. That brief wobble still sends a chill down my spine…
Update: I got the table!
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Update: I got the table!
Relatable
Part 102 of 200 in historically interesting things
Depictions of Medjed from 950s BCE. Medjed The Smiter is an ancient Egyptian god who shoots rays of light from his eyes, and who goes round about heaven robed in the flame of his mouth, commanding Hāpi (Nile god), but remaining himself unseen
Depictions of Medjed from 950s BCE. Medjed The Smiter is an ancient Egyptian god who shoots rays of light from his eyes, and who goes round about heaven robed in the flame of his mouth, commanding Hāpi (Nile god), but remaining himself unseen
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Relatable
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
812 Competizione
Underneath the Christmas tree
There is just one thing I need
812 Competizione
Underneath the Christmas tree
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
812 Competizione
Underneath the Christmas tree
There is just one thing I need
812 Competizione
Underneath the Christmas tree