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el • he/they • listen I'm only here because twitter sucks and I hate that you can't lock your account. randos get blocked
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normalize someone putting their entire weight on me
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Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
switched from coffee to tea the past couple days and that was NOT the move,
January 28, 2026 at 8:01 PM
switched from coffee to tea the past couple days and that was NOT the move,
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just saw 4 ice agents go up to a house and knock and within 1 minute there were 30 people out whistling and they left. we will not take our foot off the gas
January 28, 2026 at 4:28 PM
just saw 4 ice agents go up to a house and knock and within 1 minute there were 30 people out whistling and they left. we will not take our foot off the gas
*doesn't go anywhere and doesn't do anything* wow why am i so lonely
January 26, 2026 at 4:02 AM
*doesn't go anywhere and doesn't do anything* wow why am i so lonely
the sunday scaries………… (new staff starting tomorrow and i do NOT feel ready)
January 26, 2026 at 3:21 AM
the sunday scaries………… (new staff starting tomorrow and i do NOT feel ready)
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This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public
President Donald Trump will not be attending Super Bowl LX on Feb. 8 in Santa Clara, Calif., he said in an interview with the New York Post.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 AM
This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public
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Their numbers are growing, it appears to be completely decentralized, with people shouting out updates like “we’re needed on 4th street!” plus loud cheers when they identify someone in need of help and loud cheers when a vehicle is freed.
January 25, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Their numbers are growing, it appears to be completely decentralized, with people shouting out updates like “we’re needed on 4th street!” plus loud cheers when they identify someone in need of help and loud cheers when a vehicle is freed.
okay i've had enough winter. i need the sun to stay out later so i can be normal again
January 25, 2026 at 4:03 AM
okay i've had enough winter. i need the sun to stay out later so i can be normal again
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You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
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I know the immediate future gonna be pretty crazy because I see more and more people reposting the Steven Universe comic.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I know the immediate future gonna be pretty crazy because I see more and more people reposting the Steven Universe comic.
🗣️ I'M A DOG IN YOUR HOT CAR AND I WON'T GET OUT EVEN IF I DIE
January 25, 2026 at 12:46 AM
🗣️ I'M A DOG IN YOUR HOT CAR AND I WON'T GET OUT EVEN IF I DIE
i'll just keep drawing horses……
January 24, 2026 at 10:52 PM
i'll just keep drawing horses……
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At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
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I wrote something for Politico about the real issue with Greg Bovino's overcoat. IMO, it isn't about whether the overcoat is tied to any particular regime, but about how immigration enforcement has become increasingly warlike in terms of strategy, discourse, and dress. 🧵
January 24, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I wrote something for Politico about the real issue with Greg Bovino's overcoat. IMO, it isn't about whether the overcoat is tied to any particular regime, but about how immigration enforcement has become increasingly warlike in terms of strategy, discourse, and dress. 🧵
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The attack hits civilians gathering firewood near Kamal Adwan Hospital in northern Gaza, sources say.
Israeli drone strike kills two children collecting firewood in Gaza
The attack hits civilians gathering firewood near Kamal Adwan Hospital in northern Gaza, sources say.
www.aljazeera.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:30 PM
The attack hits civilians gathering firewood near Kamal Adwan Hospital in northern Gaza, sources say.
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it’s so cool that the only use case for ai is to distort everyones perception of reality. this needs to be heavily regulated immediately, especially when a government can do this
January 23, 2026 at 3:53 AM
it’s so cool that the only use case for ai is to distort everyones perception of reality. this needs to be heavily regulated immediately, especially when a government can do this
i can hear a morning dove cooing and it's making me feel sad and nostalgic about living in the desert :(
January 23, 2026 at 11:23 PM
i can hear a morning dove cooing and it's making me feel sad and nostalgic about living in the desert :(
*guy who is unironically listening to a divorced dad rock playlist* no i'm doing great actually
January 23, 2026 at 9:23 PM
*guy who is unironically listening to a divorced dad rock playlist* no i'm doing great actually
i can't explain it but if i lived in a city and had a grocery store or corner store within 20 minutes of me i would be totally happy walking there. but i'm in the suburbs and driving 5 minutes to the store seems too onerous to be worth it
January 23, 2026 at 7:45 PM
i can't explain it but if i lived in a city and had a grocery store or corner store within 20 minutes of me i would be totally happy walking there. but i'm in the suburbs and driving 5 minutes to the store seems too onerous to be worth it
it's whatever-this-feeling-is friday!
January 23, 2026 at 7:33 PM
it's whatever-this-feeling-is friday!
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state-sponsored child trafficking
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 21, 2026 at 11:25 PM
state-sponsored child trafficking
it really pisses me off that we can't just keep growing new teeth our whole lives. i haven't been to the dentist in…… multiple years and my shit is gonna be so fucked up when i finally grow up and go but i'm just mad that i have to keep dealing with my mouth falling apart forever??
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 AM
it really pisses me off that we can't just keep growing new teeth our whole lives. i haven't been to the dentist in…… multiple years and my shit is gonna be so fucked up when i finally grow up and go but i'm just mad that i have to keep dealing with my mouth falling apart forever??
haven't watched or given a shit about t**n w*lf in literally 10+ years but i'm listening to magic man and having feelings (writing isaac off like that was so fucked up)
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 AM
haven't watched or given a shit about t**n w*lf in literally 10+ years but i'm listening to magic man and having feelings (writing isaac off like that was so fucked up)
this is the latest 7:00 has ever been
January 20, 2026 at 2:55 AM
this is the latest 7:00 has ever been