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normalize someone putting their entire weight on me
giving myself the sunday scaries like an idiot by going on craigslist apartments at 10 pm and then thinking really hard about how narrow my housing and career options are gonna be this year
January 5, 2026 at 6:48 AM
giving myself the sunday scaries like an idiot by going on craigslist apartments at 10 pm and then thinking really hard about how narrow my housing and career options are gonna be this year
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friends is when you have a buddy :- ) #bigtopburger
December 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
friends is when you have a buddy :- ) #bigtopburger
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December 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
wish i could preheat my bed like an oven
January 5, 2026 at 4:46 AM
wish i could preheat my bed like an oven
ooh new executive dysfunction just dropped...
January 4, 2026 at 9:49 PM
ooh new executive dysfunction just dropped...
lowkey wanna rewatch the first few seasons of supernatural :/
January 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
lowkey wanna rewatch the first few seasons of supernatural :/
i gotta get more normal if i'm ever going to have a chance of having a boyfriend but unfortunately i am so fucking weird,
January 4, 2026 at 5:53 AM
i gotta get more normal if i'm ever going to have a chance of having a boyfriend but unfortunately i am so fucking weird,
i really need to be locked out of my phone every time i drink because one of these days i'm going to text my work group chat like i love you guys 🥺🥺🥺 sorry for being the gay little freak of the team 🥺🥺🥺 thanks for putting up with me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
January 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
i really need to be locked out of my phone every time i drink because one of these days i'm going to text my work group chat like i love you guys 🥺🥺🥺 sorry for being the gay little freak of the team 🥺🥺🥺 thanks for putting up with me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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When I explain to people what is involved with writing a successful grant, they simply don’t believe me.
I explained it once to a famous person from Pixar, and he looked me square in the eye and said: You mean all the cancer and Alzheimer’s grants work that way? You’ve gotta be &$%#ing kidding me!
I explained it once to a famous person from Pixar, and he looked me square in the eye and said: You mean all the cancer and Alzheimer’s grants work that way? You’ve gotta be &$%#ing kidding me!
I don't think you non-science people realize what it takes to get a grant funded by NIH. Started experiments in Sept 2021 to generate 3 new mouse mutants to model human disease. Prelim dara shows they have relevant disease phenotypes worthy of study. Need a small grant first to characterize /1
January 3, 2026 at 1:14 AM
When I explain to people what is involved with writing a successful grant, they simply don’t believe me.
I explained it once to a famous person from Pixar, and he looked me square in the eye and said: You mean all the cancer and Alzheimer’s grants work that way? You’ve gotta be &$%#ing kidding me!
I explained it once to a famous person from Pixar, and he looked me square in the eye and said: You mean all the cancer and Alzheimer’s grants work that way? You’ve gotta be &$%#ing kidding me!
the gay little urge to die in the arms of someone you have unrequited feelings for
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
the gay little urge to die in the arms of someone you have unrequited feelings for
what they don't tell you about going on a stupid walk for your stupid mental health is it stops working after you're done walking 😔
January 3, 2026 at 1:22 AM
what they don't tell you about going on a stupid walk for your stupid mental health is it stops working after you're done walking 😔
begging it to stop raining on the weekend so i can go outside!
January 2, 2026 at 5:16 AM
begging it to stop raining on the weekend so i can go outside!
unsurprisingly my sad bitch disease is kicking my ass once again
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
unsurprisingly my sad bitch disease is kicking my ass once again
*experiences a minor problem* what if i k*lled myself to get out of this
January 2, 2026 at 12:07 AM
*experiences a minor problem* what if i k*lled myself to get out of this
why does my dough never rise >:(
January 1, 2026 at 5:43 AM
why does my dough never rise >:(
i think my sourdough starter died :(
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 AM
i think my sourdough starter died :(
catching up on dr@wfee peak streams and k@rina repeatedly calling nathan babygirl has me feeling some kind of way (wanting someone to call me babygirl. this isn't a weird parasocial thing)
January 1, 2026 at 4:23 AM
catching up on dr@wfee peak streams and k@rina repeatedly calling nathan babygirl has me feeling some kind of way (wanting someone to call me babygirl. this isn't a weird parasocial thing)
i don't understand why my laptop fan has been running so intensely recently. surely it couldn't have anything to do with me disassembling and reassembling the whole thing last month
January 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
i don't understand why my laptop fan has been running so intensely recently. surely it couldn't have anything to do with me disassembling and reassembling the whole thing last month
trying to make a sourdough starter and i really think i've just accomplished wet flour
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
trying to make a sourdough starter and i really think i've just accomplished wet flour
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Red Winter Birds 🍁❄️
December 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Red Winter Birds 🍁❄️
iced coffee is wet and warm coffee is dry. you understand
December 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
iced coffee is wet and warm coffee is dry. you understand
shame i have all this nice long hair now and no one to play with it 😔😔😔
December 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
shame i have all this nice long hair now and no one to play with it 😔😔😔
cesare btb my absolutely sopping wet meow meow (none of these words are in the bible)
December 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
cesare btb my absolutely sopping wet meow meow (none of these words are in the bible)