Verbal Remedy with a side of Creative Magique
@tofanacocktails.bsky.social
Loudmouth w/ a foul mouth. 🚽👄
More degrees than I know what to do with or could ever use, plus bonus hyperfixation certifications.
BA, MA, AuDHD.
Disgusted & unsurprised.
More degrees than I know what to do with or could ever use, plus bonus hyperfixation certifications.
BA, MA, AuDHD.
Disgusted & unsurprised.
Reminder about January 2026:
The same guys are
deputized to rip you (anyone, really) out of any
store/church/school/home/car/workplace,
hogtie you,
throw you in a minivan,
disappear you.
You go to fitness classes with their wives/gfs/daughters.
You try not to think about their sons.
The same guys are
deputized to rip you (anyone, really) out of any
store/church/school/home/car/workplace,
hogtie you,
throw you in a minivan,
disappear you.
You go to fitness classes with their wives/gfs/daughters.
You try not to think about their sons.
Reminder about Jan 6:
it really happened
It was a horror
140+ police were injured
A range of violent weapons were used by attackers
Chants to hang Mike Pence were heard
There was a gallows and guns
Pipe bombs diverted police as mob approached
it really happened
It was a horror
140+ police were injured
A range of violent weapons were used by attackers
Chants to hang Mike Pence were heard
There was a gallows and guns
Pipe bombs diverted police as mob approached
December 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Reminder about January 2026:
The same guys are
deputized to rip you (anyone, really) out of any
store/church/school/home/car/workplace,
hogtie you,
throw you in a minivan,
disappear you.
You go to fitness classes with their wives/gfs/daughters.
You try not to think about their sons.
The same guys are
deputized to rip you (anyone, really) out of any
store/church/school/home/car/workplace,
hogtie you,
throw you in a minivan,
disappear you.
You go to fitness classes with their wives/gfs/daughters.
You try not to think about their sons.
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Yes, if you're always hysterical, if you have one glib answer for everything ("He has dementia," "He's a Russian asset," etc), you'll sound silly and people will stop listening. But looking at 2015-25, the "This is REALLY BAD" journos were right 90% of the time. The "calm down" crew? Mostly wrong.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Yes, if you're always hysterical, if you have one glib answer for everything ("He has dementia," "He's a Russian asset," etc), you'll sound silly and people will stop listening. But looking at 2015-25, the "This is REALLY BAD" journos were right 90% of the time. The "calm down" crew? Mostly wrong.
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Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >
Hey, have we found this thing yet?
Um 😳
Navy's 'Doomsday plane' vanishes over the Atlantic during mysterious mission | Daily Mail Online share.google/U9H4ZKNqxqYm...
Doomsday plane - Wikipedia share.google/RGae1nUpELey...
Navy's 'Doomsday plane' vanishes over the Atlantic during mysterious mission | Daily Mail Online share.google/U9H4ZKNqxqYm...
Doomsday plane - Wikipedia share.google/RGae1nUpELey...
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Hey, have we found this thing yet?
As others have noted, blackmail material loses all value once it is revealed.
This “nope can’t show you the files” is a transparent shell game covering/hiding the wealthy, the powerful, the well-connected/-born, the prominent— and every combination thereof.
It’s a frat initiation archive.
This “nope can’t show you the files” is a transparent shell game covering/hiding the wealthy, the powerful, the well-connected/-born, the prominent— and every combination thereof.
It’s a frat initiation archive.
The Epstein files should have already been released.
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
As others have noted, blackmail material loses all value once it is revealed.
This “nope can’t show you the files” is a transparent shell game covering/hiding the wealthy, the powerful, the well-connected/-born, the prominent— and every combination thereof.
It’s a frat initiation archive.
This “nope can’t show you the files” is a transparent shell game covering/hiding the wealthy, the powerful, the well-connected/-born, the prominent— and every combination thereof.
It’s a frat initiation archive.
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I would rather live next to a Somali immigrant than a MAGA, and it ain't even close.
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I would rather live next to a Somali immigrant than a MAGA, and it ain't even close.
I don’t have kids, but I remember being one, so I can also be a right Cunt about these things.
You can’t lock your little Rapunzels into an Internet-free Tower.
(You may ban them from legacy social sites, but there’s a chat feature in almost every game— and they link to Google Docs from there🙂↕️)
You can’t lock your little Rapunzels into an Internet-free Tower.
(You may ban them from legacy social sites, but there’s a chat feature in almost every game— and they link to Google Docs from there🙂↕️)
I don't have kids, so I can be a right cunt about these sorts of things. What if the social media ban for under 16s turns out to be a complete load of facile nonsense that does nothing, because it was all about the bad parenting we created along the way...... pursuing a false economy.
December 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I don’t have kids, but I remember being one, so I can also be a right Cunt about these things.
You can’t lock your little Rapunzels into an Internet-free Tower.
(You may ban them from legacy social sites, but there’s a chat feature in almost every game— and they link to Google Docs from there🙂↕️)
You can’t lock your little Rapunzels into an Internet-free Tower.
(You may ban them from legacy social sites, but there’s a chat feature in almost every game— and they link to Google Docs from there🙂↕️)
1969: “The Silent Majority™️” & “Law & Order”
1980: “The Evil Empire®️” & “The War On Drugs”
2000 “WMDs” & “Evildoers”
2025 “Drug Traffickers” & “Illegals™️”
—-
It’s almost like they use language designed to inject fear straight into the 🇺🇸 Amygdala.
Every Time.
1980: “The Evil Empire®️” & “The War On Drugs”
2000 “WMDs” & “Evildoers”
2025 “Drug Traffickers” & “Illegals™️”
—-
It’s almost like they use language designed to inject fear straight into the 🇺🇸 Amygdala.
Every Time.
Trump is now talking about land attacks on "drug traffickers," which we all know is is code for anyone who disagrees with him.
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
1969: “The Silent Majority™️” & “Law & Order”
1980: “The Evil Empire®️” & “The War On Drugs”
2000 “WMDs” & “Evildoers”
2025 “Drug Traffickers” & “Illegals™️”
—-
It’s almost like they use language designed to inject fear straight into the 🇺🇸 Amygdala.
Every Time.
1980: “The Evil Empire®️” & “The War On Drugs”
2000 “WMDs” & “Evildoers”
2025 “Drug Traffickers” & “Illegals™️”
—-
It’s almost like they use language designed to inject fear straight into the 🇺🇸 Amygdala.
Every Time.
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I’m not sure the majority of Americans grasp the urgency of this matter.
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I’m not sure the majority of Americans grasp the urgency of this matter.
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Somehow this is the worst part.
Yet again I'd like to thank the publishing industry, Hollywood, and Yale Law School for ensuring this bigot's rise to prominence.
Yet again I'd like to thank the publishing industry, Hollywood, and Yale Law School for ensuring this bigot's rise to prominence.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Somehow this is the worst part.
Yet again I'd like to thank the publishing industry, Hollywood, and Yale Law School for ensuring this bigot's rise to prominence.
Yet again I'd like to thank the publishing industry, Hollywood, and Yale Law School for ensuring this bigot's rise to prominence.
I remember back in ye olden days when Americans used to *make fun of Russians*
for shrugging at corrupt government,
muttering “Eh,what are you gonna do?”
& then just…
Going about the day.
(We were *SPECIAL.*
We were ‘MURICANS.
We would stand UP to that!
We would NEVVVVVAAARR!)
for shrugging at corrupt government,
muttering “Eh,what are you gonna do?”
& then just…
Going about the day.
(We were *SPECIAL.*
We were ‘MURICANS.
We would stand UP to that!
We would NEVVVVVAAARR!)
a bald eagle with a yellow arm is standing in front of an american flag ..
ALT: a bald eagle with a yellow arm is standing in front of an american flag ..
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I remember back in ye olden days when Americans used to *make fun of Russians*
for shrugging at corrupt government,
muttering “Eh,what are you gonna do?”
& then just…
Going about the day.
(We were *SPECIAL.*
We were ‘MURICANS.
We would stand UP to that!
We would NEVVVVVAAARR!)
for shrugging at corrupt government,
muttering “Eh,what are you gonna do?”
& then just…
Going about the day.
(We were *SPECIAL.*
We were ‘MURICANS.
We would stand UP to that!
We would NEVVVVVAAARR!)
And Hegy’s message is crystallized pure recruitment smack
aimed straight into the veins of dim bulb insecure
fresh faced gun-cuddling
new recruits
with a mental age of 12.
Exactly who these guys want in the military while running an authoritarian terror regime.
aimed straight into the veins of dim bulb insecure
fresh faced gun-cuddling
new recruits
with a mental age of 12.
Exactly who these guys want in the military while running an authoritarian terror regime.
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
And Hegy’s message is crystallized pure recruitment smack
aimed straight into the veins of dim bulb insecure
fresh faced gun-cuddling
new recruits
with a mental age of 12.
Exactly who these guys want in the military while running an authoritarian terror regime.
aimed straight into the veins of dim bulb insecure
fresh faced gun-cuddling
new recruits
with a mental age of 12.
Exactly who these guys want in the military while running an authoritarian terror regime.
“ThEy fEaReD for tHeIr lIvEs!” She screams, about the notoriously Brave & Noble®️seal team six versus unarmed fisherman hanging off a life boat
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“ThEy fEaReD for tHeIr lIvEs!” She screams, about the notoriously Brave & Noble®️seal team six versus unarmed fisherman hanging off a life boat
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Probably the most important post you will read today. #HoldFast
An official government account using the word “remigration” is not normal. It’s an imported term from European far-right movements that refers to mass expulsion. Democracies do not use population-purification language. #holdfast #SteadyState
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Probably the most important post you will read today. #HoldFast
My advent calendar: opening BlueSky & checking the new f*ckery every morning.
Anyway, happy relentless mandatory cheer month, & good luck to all in the George Michael Elimination Derby!
Anyway, happy relentless mandatory cheer month, & good luck to all in the George Michael Elimination Derby!
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My advent calendar: opening BlueSky & checking the new f*ckery every morning.
Anyway, happy relentless mandatory cheer month, & good luck to all in the George Michael Elimination Derby!
Anyway, happy relentless mandatory cheer month, & good luck to all in the George Michael Elimination Derby!
So for future reference, maybe for future civilizations:
This is why you don’t put a guy covered in Nazi tattoos
In charge of the military
This is why you don’t put a guy covered in Nazi tattoos
In charge of the military
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
So for future reference, maybe for future civilizations:
This is why you don’t put a guy covered in Nazi tattoos
In charge of the military
This is why you don’t put a guy covered in Nazi tattoos
In charge of the military
4. 8. 15. 16. 23. 42.
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
4. 8. 15. 16. 23. 42.
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It certainly says a lot about how much faith in 🇺🇸 “law enforcement” has been built systematically through an unceasing onslaught of CSI/FBI/SVU/COPS sucking primetime propaganda…
It says a lot about our country that the FBI had no interest in interviewing Brett Kavanaugh but wants to talk to Mark Kelly.
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It certainly says a lot about how much faith in 🇺🇸 “law enforcement” has been built systematically through an unceasing onslaught of CSI/FBI/SVU/COPS sucking primetime propaganda…
I’m going to postulate the elders around three- and four-year-olds in 2025 aren’t teasing/driving/herding the babes toward eventual hetero mating activities with the same relentlessness and enthusiasm our grandparents, aunts, uncles, and strangers did.
Just untested hypothesis right now.
Just untested hypothesis right now.
I had crushes starting at age 4. I have clear memories of talking about who liked whom as far back as pre-k. But I cannot imagine my kindergarten and preschool aged kids thinking about that. I actually don't think they know about the concept of bfs/gfs. What's going on there
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’m going to postulate the elders around three- and four-year-olds in 2025 aren’t teasing/driving/herding the babes toward eventual hetero mating activities with the same relentlessness and enthusiasm our grandparents, aunts, uncles, and strangers did.
Just untested hypothesis right now.
Just untested hypothesis right now.
Let’s not forget about the gaggle of corrupt Supreme Court justices allowing a rampaging criminally insane toddler to tear down 250 years of history
The FBI has officially opened inquiry into Sen. Elissa Slotkin, as confirmed by Sen. Slotkin.
This is not a corrupt "administration," as it is not an administration. It is a gaggle of corrupt losers...enabling the most corrupt human being in the history of our country.
#HOLDFAST
This is not a corrupt "administration," as it is not an administration. It is a gaggle of corrupt losers...enabling the most corrupt human being in the history of our country.
#HOLDFAST
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Let’s not forget about the gaggle of corrupt Supreme Court justices allowing a rampaging criminally insane toddler to tear down 250 years of history
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From what I gathered from talking to him, and looking it up, they seem to believe that the devil lives among us (invisibly) on earth.
I was like “oh, Sympathy for the Devil-style”, but right now all I can think is “Ooo, baby, do you know what that’s worth? Ooo, Satan lives with us on earth!”
I was like “oh, Sympathy for the Devil-style”, but right now all I can think is “Ooo, baby, do you know what that’s worth? Ooo, Satan lives with us on earth!”
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
From what I gathered from talking to him, and looking it up, they seem to believe that the devil lives among us (invisibly) on earth.
I was like “oh, Sympathy for the Devil-style”, but right now all I can think is “Ooo, baby, do you know what that’s worth? Ooo, Satan lives with us on earth!”
I was like “oh, Sympathy for the Devil-style”, but right now all I can think is “Ooo, baby, do you know what that’s worth? Ooo, Satan lives with us on earth!”
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“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”
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It's just incredibly funny that Hegseth thought he could intimidate a combat veteran jet pilot and space station commander. 😂
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It's just incredibly funny that Hegseth thought he could intimidate a combat veteran jet pilot and space station commander. 😂