Verbal Remedy with a side of Creative Magique
@tofanacocktails.bsky.social
Loudmouth w/ a foul mouth. 🚽👄
More degrees than I know what to do with or could ever use, plus bonus hyperfixation certifications.
BA, MA, AuDHD.
Disgusted & unsurprised.
More degrees than I know what to do with or could ever use, plus bonus hyperfixation certifications.
BA, MA, AuDHD.
Disgusted & unsurprised.
My advent calendar: opening BlueSky & checking the new f*ckery every morning.
Anyway, happy relentless mandatory cheer month, & good luck to all in the George Michael Elimination Derby!
Anyway, happy relentless mandatory cheer month, & good luck to all in the George Michael Elimination Derby!
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My advent calendar: opening BlueSky & checking the new f*ckery every morning.
Anyway, happy relentless mandatory cheer month, & good luck to all in the George Michael Elimination Derby!
Anyway, happy relentless mandatory cheer month, & good luck to all in the George Michael Elimination Derby!
Cool cool cool cool cool—black lung from cutting countertops.
WEAR HIGH FILTRATION MASKS every time around construction dust, guys.
WEAR HIGH FILTRATION MASKS every time around construction dust, guys.
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cool cool cool cool cool—black lung from cutting countertops.
WEAR HIGH FILTRATION MASKS every time around construction dust, guys.
WEAR HIGH FILTRATION MASKS every time around construction dust, guys.
(it’s a video of 10 signs Your country is building, populating, and running concentration camps.)
Meanwhile
Meanwhile
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
(it’s a video of 10 signs Your country is building, populating, and running concentration camps.)
Meanwhile
Meanwhile
But our biggest problem is “cynicism“— right, Barack?
😬🙄🙄🙄🙄
😬🙄🙄🙄🙄
November 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
But our biggest problem is “cynicism“— right, Barack?
😬🙄🙄🙄🙄
😬🙄🙄🙄🙄
This is my Chihuahua-Boston Terrier-“super mutt” mix. She’ll love you to death but lightly threaten you first just to be sure you’re up for it.
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This is my Chihuahua-Boston Terrier-“super mutt” mix. She’ll love you to death but lightly threaten you first just to be sure you’re up for it.
ALLOW
Breathe tides
Open to the watery tumble
Let it
flow in
flow out
Allow
Salt & sand
Again
Again
Again
Eternal
(image created in collaboration with ChatGPT [brainstorming/Ideation, refinement, prompt refinement], & Midjourney for a new oracle deck project)
#NewMoon in #Scorpio
Breathe tides
Open to the watery tumble
Let it
flow in
flow out
Allow
Salt & sand
Again
Again
Again
Eternal
(image created in collaboration with ChatGPT [brainstorming/Ideation, refinement, prompt refinement], & Midjourney for a new oracle deck project)
#NewMoon in #Scorpio
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Akhenaten was also an egomaniac who tried to obliterate the looong history & culture that came before him.
After he died, Egyptians got their revenge by restoring the old ways—& erased him from their histories.
Starting to think 45/47 is our Akhenaten.
Especially after learning about his 😵👧🏾
😬
After he died, Egyptians got their revenge by restoring the old ways—& erased him from their histories.
Starting to think 45/47 is our Akhenaten.
Especially after learning about his 😵👧🏾
😬
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Akhenaten was also an egomaniac who tried to obliterate the looong history & culture that came before him.
After he died, Egyptians got their revenge by restoring the old ways—& erased him from their histories.
Starting to think 45/47 is our Akhenaten.
Especially after learning about his 😵👧🏾
😬
After he died, Egyptians got their revenge by restoring the old ways—& erased him from their histories.
Starting to think 45/47 is our Akhenaten.
Especially after learning about his 😵👧🏾
😬
Ben on TikTok NAILS it.
POV: the golden child finally experiences what the scapegoat & the invisible kid have lived through FOREVER.
POV: the golden child finally experiences what the scapegoat & the invisible kid have lived through FOREVER.
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Ben on TikTok NAILS it.
POV: the golden child finally experiences what the scapegoat & the invisible kid have lived through FOREVER.
POV: the golden child finally experiences what the scapegoat & the invisible kid have lived through FOREVER.
The pups H8 the fireworks & music one street over in #PieDeLaCuesta. He full-body knocked to come in!
I have 🐾🐾bodyguards 😻 😿 until the chaos abates. (closed the door for them so it feels like a crate)
Even #outsidedogs get scared.
Awww.
I have 🐾🐾bodyguards 😻 😿 until the chaos abates. (closed the door for them so it feels like a crate)
Even #outsidedogs get scared.
Awww.
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
The pups H8 the fireworks & music one street over in #PieDeLaCuesta. He full-body knocked to come in!
I have 🐾🐾bodyguards 😻 😿 until the chaos abates. (closed the door for them so it feels like a crate)
Even #outsidedogs get scared.
Awww.
I have 🐾🐾bodyguards 😻 😿 until the chaos abates. (closed the door for them so it feels like a crate)
Even #outsidedogs get scared.
Awww.
We are all so very sorry you too have eyes right now, but you have so many memes to catch up on.
(Also know that they’re trying to convince us it was a *different* Bubba, and One of those different Bubba candidates is a *horse* Ghislaine owned.)
(Also know that they’re trying to convince us it was a *different* Bubba, and One of those different Bubba candidates is a *horse* Ghislaine owned.)
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
We are all so very sorry you too have eyes right now, but you have so many memes to catch up on.
(Also know that they’re trying to convince us it was a *different* Bubba, and One of those different Bubba candidates is a *horse* Ghislaine owned.)
(Also know that they’re trying to convince us it was a *different* Bubba, and One of those different Bubba candidates is a *horse* Ghislaine owned.)
I’ve always been an overachiever— I hope I pass🤓
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I’ve always been an overachiever— I hope I pass🤓
Look at all my shame
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Look at all my shame
I love being away from my 💩🕳️country!
So good for the soul.
Show me Tuscany! (I throw a piece of wood on a beach waiting for Michelangelo would have to carry into a Venus, among other delights)
So good for the soul.
Show me Tuscany! (I throw a piece of wood on a beach waiting for Michelangelo would have to carry into a Venus, among other delights)
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I love being away from my 💩🕳️country!
So good for the soul.
Show me Tuscany! (I throw a piece of wood on a beach waiting for Michelangelo would have to carry into a Venus, among other delights)
So good for the soul.
Show me Tuscany! (I throw a piece of wood on a beach waiting for Michelangelo would have to carry into a Venus, among other delights)
Ending my 2nd week in #PieDeLaCuesta
A destination I picked at random based on #Airbnb availability near/on a beach—and my nervous system is feeling STUPIDLY calm.
(Even with the US collapsing financially & morally into a gelatinous puddle of embarrassing & ruinous self-parody)
A destination I picked at random based on #Airbnb availability near/on a beach—and my nervous system is feeling STUPIDLY calm.
(Even with the US collapsing financially & morally into a gelatinous puddle of embarrassing & ruinous self-parody)
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Ending my 2nd week in #PieDeLaCuesta
A destination I picked at random based on #Airbnb availability near/on a beach—and my nervous system is feeling STUPIDLY calm.
(Even with the US collapsing financially & morally into a gelatinous puddle of embarrassing & ruinous self-parody)
A destination I picked at random based on #Airbnb availability near/on a beach—and my nervous system is feeling STUPIDLY calm.
(Even with the US collapsing financially & morally into a gelatinous puddle of embarrassing & ruinous self-parody)
South isn’t so bad either, honestly
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
South isn’t so bad either, honestly
Coming Soon
to adult entertainment
streaming services
near you
to adult entertainment
streaming services
near you
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Coming Soon
to adult entertainment
streaming services
near you
to adult entertainment
streaming services
near you
Probably this.
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Probably this.
Apologies: the coffee was spilled, but somehow that woman was gymnastic enough to avoid any head, injuries, neck injuries, or spine injuries on her way down that staircase, and somehow took FATAL BLOWS TO THE TORSO on the way down— without breaking the cup.
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Apologies: the coffee was spilled, but somehow that woman was gymnastic enough to avoid any head, injuries, neck injuries, or spine injuries on her way down that staircase, and somehow took FATAL BLOWS TO THE TORSO on the way down— without breaking the cup.
September 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
And Trump’s mentor Roy Cohn honed his craft during this in the 50s.
September 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
And Trump’s mentor Roy Cohn honed his craft during this in the 50s.
His daddy haaaaated, Roy Cohn based on their shared time in Joe McCarthy’s office.
Ironic: he ends up serving up hot steaming horseshit for Cohn’s Frankenstein monster.
Ironic: he ends up serving up hot steaming horseshit for Cohn’s Frankenstein monster.
September 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
His daddy haaaaated, Roy Cohn based on their shared time in Joe McCarthy’s office.
Ironic: he ends up serving up hot steaming horseshit for Cohn’s Frankenstein monster.
Ironic: he ends up serving up hot steaming horseshit for Cohn’s Frankenstein monster.
I was up until 330 on TikTok. It was amazing.
August 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I was up until 330 on TikTok. It was amazing.
It’s not “the American flag” — although it there is a bit of a resemblance I guess, and definitely has a bunch of orange clowns marching in sloppy rows. Anyway I was feeling a bit fire buggy today. Thank you, AI art.
August 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It’s not “the American flag” — although it there is a bit of a resemblance I guess, and definitely has a bunch of orange clowns marching in sloppy rows. Anyway I was feeling a bit fire buggy today. Thank you, AI art.
Sound On for the full mess.
August 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Sound On for the full mess.
Enjoy the backyard hummingbirds.
August 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Enjoy the backyard hummingbirds.