ToeKneeArmAss
@toekneearmass.bsky.social
Come for the snark, stay for the vitriol.
Stay strong and resist!
Yankees suck!
Stay strong and resist!
Yankees suck!
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ToeKneeArmAss
@toekneearmass.bsky.social
· Mar 12
A reminder for reference:
31.78% voted for trump
30.84% voted for Harris
1.06% voted for third party
36.33% did not vote
31.78% voted for trump
30.84% voted for Harris
1.06% voted for third party
36.33% did not vote
Never forget this.
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Republicans summed up in one short clip.
December 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Republicans summed up in one short clip.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
Upon seeing that Schwarber signed with the Phils, this Red Sox fan mused "Whither Alonso?".
And now I have my answer. "Yonder, Alonso. Yonder."
And now I have my answer. "Yonder, Alonso. Yonder."
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Upon seeing that Schwarber signed with the Phils, this Red Sox fan mused "Whither Alonso?".
And now I have my answer. "Yonder, Alonso. Yonder."
And now I have my answer. "Yonder, Alonso. Yonder."
@weratedogs.com: Tongue-in-cheek observations -
1. My royalty checks must be lost in the mail.
2. I think the "weratedogs" font looks better.
3. Speaking of, when will "courier" be officially renamed as "weratedogsfont"?
Thanks for all you do. Readers, see 15outof10.org for the real story!
1. My royalty checks must be lost in the mail.
2. I think the "weratedogs" font looks better.
3. Speaking of, when will "courier" be officially renamed as "weratedogsfont"?
Thanks for all you do. Readers, see 15outof10.org for the real story!
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
@weratedogs.com: Tongue-in-cheek observations -
1. My royalty checks must be lost in the mail.
2. I think the "weratedogs" font looks better.
3. Speaking of, when will "courier" be officially renamed as "weratedogsfont"?
Thanks for all you do. Readers, see 15outof10.org for the real story!
1. My royalty checks must be lost in the mail.
2. I think the "weratedogs" font looks better.
3. Speaking of, when will "courier" be officially renamed as "weratedogsfont"?
Thanks for all you do. Readers, see 15outof10.org for the real story!
Does NBC News anchor Tom Llamas own any llamas? Are they known as Thomas Llamas' llamas? And what about his mother? Does she own Thomas Llamas' mama's llamas? These are the things that keep me awake at night.
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Does NBC News anchor Tom Llamas own any llamas? Are they known as Thomas Llamas' llamas? And what about his mother? Does she own Thomas Llamas' mama's llamas? These are the things that keep me awake at night.
When I make a witty comment that makes my wife laugh, I often follow with the David Letterman line "There's no "Off" position on the Genius switch!"
Which I still believe to be true, but as the years go by I'm now pretty sure there must be a "Slow" setting.
Which I still believe to be true, but as the years go by I'm now pretty sure there must be a "Slow" setting.
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
When I make a witty comment that makes my wife laugh, I often follow with the David Letterman line "There's no "Off" position on the Genius switch!"
Which I still believe to be true, but as the years go by I'm now pretty sure there must be a "Slow" setting.
Which I still believe to be true, but as the years go by I'm now pretty sure there must be a "Slow" setting.
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I disagree with those who say that trump falling asleep is a problem. The problem is that he keeps waking up.
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I disagree with those who say that trump falling asleep is a problem. The problem is that he keeps waking up.
MTG says she's going to resign in January????
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
MTG says she's going to resign in January????
I randomly paused the first episode of Palm Royale and it's as if Vermeer lived in S. Florida in the 60's. Bravo to the dir. of photography!
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I randomly paused the first episode of Palm Royale and it's as if Vermeer lived in S. Florida in the 60's. Bravo to the dir. of photography!
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And how is your day going? Wordle 1,603 1/6*
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November 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
And how is your day going? Wordle 1,603 1/6*
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Still astounded by the #WorldSeries outcome. For two nights in a row, the #BlueJays snatched defeat from the jaws of a Championship by having the only thing that they absolutely positively could not allow to happen happen.
November 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Still astounded by the #WorldSeries outcome. For two nights in a row, the #BlueJays snatched defeat from the jaws of a Championship by having the only thing that they absolutely positively could not allow to happen happen.
Why the fuck is that a dead ball? That ball is totally accessible and visible. Ffs #WorldSeries #LetsGoBlueJays
November 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Why the fuck is that a dead ball? That ball is totally accessible and visible. Ffs #WorldSeries #LetsGoBlueJays
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This is literally [one reason] why we're doing what we do.
November 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This is literally [one reason] why we're doing what we do.
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Trey Yesavage struck out 12 batters and walked none in seven innings of one-run ball in Game 5 of the freakin' World Series.
He also generated 23 whiffs tonight, the most by any pitcher in the World Series in the pitch-tracking era (since 2008).
Here are his dozen strikeouts against the Dodgers.
He also generated 23 whiffs tonight, the most by any pitcher in the World Series in the pitch-tracking era (since 2008).
Here are his dozen strikeouts against the Dodgers.
October 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Trey Yesavage struck out 12 batters and walked none in seven innings of one-run ball in Game 5 of the freakin' World Series.
He also generated 23 whiffs tonight, the most by any pitcher in the World Series in the pitch-tracking era (since 2008).
Here are his dozen strikeouts against the Dodgers.
He also generated 23 whiffs tonight, the most by any pitcher in the World Series in the pitch-tracking era (since 2008).
Here are his dozen strikeouts against the Dodgers.
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October 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face." - Mike Tyson #WorldSeries #LetsGoBlueJays
October 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face." - Mike Tyson #WorldSeries #LetsGoBlueJays
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it's jarring to think about how much federal funding used to go to stuff like cancer research, food safety, public health, science grants, and USAID and now it's private planes for ICE, $40 billion to Argentina and a ballroom where the East Wing of the White House used to be
October 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
it's jarring to think about how much federal funding used to go to stuff like cancer research, food safety, public health, science grants, and USAID and now it's private planes for ICE, $40 billion to Argentina and a ballroom where the East Wing of the White House used to be
When the #NYTSpellingBee has fewer than five consonants, my wife doesn't like it and gets ornery.
I think she might have irritable vowel syndrome.
I think she might have irritable vowel syndrome.
October 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
When the #NYTSpellingBee has fewer than five consonants, my wife doesn't like it and gets ornery.
I think she might have irritable vowel syndrome.
I think she might have irritable vowel syndrome.
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Incredible, fucking incredible.
October 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Incredible, fucking incredible.