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ToeKneeArmAss
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Come for the snark, stay for the vitriol.
Stay strong and resist!
Yankees suck!
@weratedogs.com: Tongue-in-cheek observations -

1. My royalty checks must be lost in the mail.

2. I think the "weratedogs" font looks better.

3. Speaking of, when will "courier" be officially renamed as "weratedogsfont"?

Thanks for all you do. Readers, see 15outof10.org for the real story!
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
MTG says she's going to resign in January????
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
And again ...
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I randomly paused the first episode of Palm Royale and it's as if Vermeer lived in S. Florida in the 60's. Bravo to the dir. of photography!
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
September 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
September 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Sorry, not sorry.
August 10, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Hey #GeneralMills - my wife and I figure that these 13.5 oz. "Family Size" bags of Chex Mix must be intended for smaller families than ours. Thing is, it's just the two of us. 🙂
July 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Jazz Chisholm only hit 3 out in the #HRDerby?
July 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
July 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
*baby owl enters the chat*
July 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This 👇🏻
June 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
June 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You first.
June 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
May 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
May 21, 2025 at 9:40 AM
@owldaily.bsky.social I have enjoyed your feed for a while now. Wanted to share a recent owl box picture in return.
May 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
We put up an owl box earlier this year. A female Eastern Screech owl claimed it, built a nest, and laid 5(!) eggs. They all hatched about a month ago, and last night the fourth owlet fledged, leaving just this little guy. We call him Cinco.
May 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
May 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
On countless planets in countless solar systems in countless galaxies, beings beyond our comprehension gather to witness the disappearance of their star. We are extraordinarily fortunate and extraordinarily ordinary.
May 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Houck's first pitch was a 35.9 mph sweeper???
April 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The bassist Dave Allen died on Sat. I loved him as an original member of Gang of Four, and as a co-founder of Shriekback.
His sound was the bassline of my youth.
He had dementia. I'm making a playlist of music that sparks deep memories, in case I end up on that road.
Here's how I'll remember him.
April 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This evergreen post from the other place is never far from my mind:
April 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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