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Top Banana/ Miss Haversham
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Thwarted headteacher
Thwarted prime minister
Thwarted billionaire
Thwarted genius
Just here to save the
world with my mates on here 🌎
State of British politics
February 15, 2026 at 8:19 AM
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The President of the United States raped underage women.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
February 14, 2026 at 4:30 AM
February 14, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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Release All The Epstein papers. All of them. It's the law of the country. Get the job done Bondi! Then leave.
February 13, 2026 at 6:31 AM
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Roses are white
Violets are white
Santa is white
America is white

Happy Valentine's Day from the Trump administration.
February 13, 2026 at 7:01 PM
February 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
February 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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US allows oil majors to broadly operate in Venezuela, new energy investments - www.reuters.com/business/ene...
US allows oil majors to broadly operate in Venezuela, new energy investments
The U.S. eased sanctions on Venezuela's energy sector on Friday, issuing two general licenses that allow global energy companies to operate oil and gas projects in the OPEC member and for other compan...
www.reuters.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Bernie Sanders is right.

We need Medicare For All.
February 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Today, the Trump administration repealed the endangerment finding: the ruling that served as the basis for limits on tailpipe emissions and power plant rules. Without it, we’ll be less safe, less healthy and less able to fight climate change—all so the fossil fuel industry can make even more money.
WATCH: Trump, EPA's Zeldin announce end of scientific basis for U.S. action on climate change
The Trump administration on Thursday revoked a scientific finding that long has been the central basis for U.S. action to regulate greenhouse gas emissions and fight climate change, the most aggressiv...
www.pbs.org
February 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
February 12, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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NEW: A page from Bondi's burn book. This is a list of the searches by Rep Jayapal of the unredacted Epstein files. That means the DOJ grabbed her search terms from the computers they set up for members of congress to view the Epstein files to use as ammunition. The photo is from Reuters.
February 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
February 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
February 11, 2026 at 4:24 PM
February 11, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 9:54 AM
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“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.”

Works for me.
February 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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If these MFers actually wanted to "protect kids", they would:

Pass gun control
Stop demonizing vaccines
Fund education and healthcare
Punish every single creep in the Epstein files

Censoring the internet does nothing to actually help kids. It only makes them ignorant.
February 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
February 11, 2026 at 9:55 AM
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@deadder.bsky.social has so many great cartoons:
February 10, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Brilliant performances especially Michael Chernus
February 11, 2026 at 9:23 AM
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🚨BREAKING: Federal Court DISMISSES DOJ lawsuit to gain access to Michigan’ unredacted statewide voter registration list. Another BIG victory for our clients and voters. Another stunning defeat for Pam Bondi. www.democracydocket.com/cases/michig...
🚨 United States v. Benson
Learn more here.
www.democracydocket.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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Uncharacteristically mild wording from Ian but unerringly accurate as always.
It is so embarrassing that it has taken nearly a decade for a British minister to say this, a statement of the absolute bloody obvious
February 11, 2026 at 7:48 AM
February 11, 2026 at 9:19 AM