Chewbacca is Latino
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Chewbacca is Latino
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He/him. You are a fool for looking.
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tweeting “Jabba the Hutt is Latino”, turning off my phone, living the rest of my life in the wilds of the Pacific Northwest
found out that the phonetic basis for Jabba the Hutt’s language is Quechua, which makes a ton of sense (sonically, it’s basically this, chopped and screwed, bass boosted version):

youtu.be/b_DtKXDXLFY?...
Luzmila speaking Otavalo Kichwa | Wikitongues
YouTube video by Wikitongues
youtu.be
July 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Anyway I’m only here under duress
February 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I would rather punch myself in the nuts than say the word “DOGE” in a serious context
We were just denied entrance into the EPA after asking to meet with a DOGE representative. More to come.
February 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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We shouldn’t accept that a CEO killer must get a national manhunt when cops don’t solve most murders at all. A migrant teenager was just murdered in NYC, cops just killed a guy here — the lives of these other people are worth just as much as that CEO.
December 8, 2024 at 2:20 PM
It’s just not the same over here
November 20, 2023 at 1:46 AM
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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into the Speaker of the House
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a Republican party no longer in possession of a its senses or values, must be in want of a speaker.
To lose one Speaker may regarded as a misfortune. To lose four looks like carelessness.
October 25, 2023 at 1:12 AM
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All elected speakers are alike; every unelected speaker is unelected in their own way
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into the Speaker of the House
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a Republican party no longer in possession of a its senses or values, must be in want of a speaker.
October 25, 2023 at 1:28 AM
Does blueski have dm groupchats yet
October 22, 2023 at 5:24 PM
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sci-fi horror comedic RPG setting where giant robots occupy the same space as RVs do now, primarily transportation/living space for families and older people on vacation. Civilian only. You're a monster hunter and you need to mod your giant robot to fight evil cryptids.
October 22, 2023 at 5:20 PM
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twitter users stone age
in 2023 hunter-gatherers
🤝
mastodon attempt failed,
turned to sky worship for sustenance
August 23, 2023 at 4:17 PM
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October 22, 2023 at 5:21 PM
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October 6, 2023 at 12:06 PM
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October 6, 2023 at 1:12 PM
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btw you arent going crazy google search quite literally wont give you the results you search for
October 3, 2023 at 10:39 PM
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I thought this place had rules against hate speech
October 1, 2023 at 6:38 PM
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September 28, 2023 at 11:36 PM
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September 29, 2023 at 2:13 AM
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2024 is a tossup because this is something both Trump and Biden would do
The "Tamale Incident":
Gerald Ford, at 1976 election campaign stop in San Antonio in front of the Alamo, dined on a tamale WITHOUT REMOVING THE CORN HUSK.

He nearly choked, and it may have cost him Texas.

This was the last time Texas went to a Democratic Presidential candidate.
September 29, 2023 at 2:06 AM
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If the Fetterman body double thing is a "conspiracy theory", then explain this. You can't.
September 20, 2023 at 1:22 AM
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I threatened to do it yesterday, so here it is: andor scenes as dril tweets
August 15, 2023 at 5:43 PM
Me
September 20, 2023 at 1:02 AM