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@tiredold.bsky.social
Tired, old, a boring tit (Eric). Still a saluter of magpies. LUFC. Anarchist, anti-colonialist sort.

Professional obsessions: building / construction safety and sustainability with the occasional soupçon of architectural theory & history
Coke use in the City is out of control
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Exchanging messages with eldest this morning about her trying to establish her first clear memory which isn’t supported / triggered by photos. She’s at 6 so far. Noted I can remember my dad hitting me when I was 3 or 4. Conclusion: if you want your children to have early memories, beat them.
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
On the bright side knocking out mitres this good against an existing glass screen whilst watching us go down to an abject loss to Forest has to be worth something, right? Right?! #lufc
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Brakes - Cheney
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November 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Curious - they’d clearly just had a delivery of unfashionable middle class apres-ski wear on site today
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This evening’s cocktail of choice is a Perfect Manhattan, with sincere apologies for the lack of a coupe and a cherry. Not immediately convinced but perhaps it’s a grower.
November 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Anyway lads, after attending that carcrash yesterday and accepting personal responsibility, my next away is Man City.

On the positive side, it’s hard to see how I could make things worse than they would otherwise be #lufc
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Brighton just introduced a player as no 49 and he’s wearing 58. If we don’t get 12 points for that there’s something very wrong. #lufc
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Perri done a save. One for your diaries #lufc
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I mean I know you should assume most FBook news commenters are idiots, but today’s juxtaposition of,

‘Cross the channel in a boat, they’re ALL rapist paedos’

with

‘Prince Andrew? What happened to a fair trial and innocent until proven guilty’

is a bit much.
October 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Prince Edward will be more than happy to have Ten Thousand Men.

Allegedly.
Following Prince Andrew’s titles being removed, Prince Edward becomes the Duke Of York. Basically, it all shifts up one. For instance, I’m now my next door neighbour, Pauline Cathcart.
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Bit brazen on the Facebook socials today tbh
October 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Bit brazen on the Facebook socials today tbh
October 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Signing up to be a ‘registered fan’ of other teams to buy tickets for away games makes me feel deeply unclean.
October 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I’m assuming this is a limited edition tube of Pringles? #LUFC
October 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Keep going lads, could have the whole site cleared by Monday morning.
a live look this morning at the demolished East Wing of the White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
One day, it is my ambition to learn to eat cheese on toast without subsequently smearing my glasses.

Today, sadly, is not that day.
October 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Don’t own pets. You don’t have the right to impose your need for companionship on other sentient beings.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I was a non-hooligan football fan in the 1980s. Funnily enough, this wasn’t what the Tory government of the time thought or said about me.
Jenrick casting 1980s British football hooliganism as something that was easily dealt with by police and not an era defining issue which we're still living with the consequences of today... He's genuinely the most unserious person in British politics rn
October 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Oh I’d love for the Tommeh fans and roundabout painters to be subjected to the same requirement. And deported on failure, obviously.
October 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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I will wreak that hate upon him.
October 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Our movement is living rent free in the heads of Telegraph journalists at the moment.

Join me in being ‘a threat to the right that they never saw coming’.

join.greenparty.org.uk
October 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I had to, but I’m not 100% convinced. Be good in cocktails I reckon
October 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
America is such a fucking weird country. The only place on earth with a constitution which supposedly enables anyone to go and buy assault rifles at the supermarket to protect themselves from state oppression, then when the day arrives no cunt fucking bothers to shop.
October 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Lads, I’m going in, wish me luck
October 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM