I would prefer not to
@tiredold.bsky.social
Tired, old, a boring tit (Eric). Still a saluter of magpies. LUFC. Anarchist, anti-colonialist sort.
Professional obsessions: building / construction safety and sustainability with the occasional soupçon of architectural theory & history
Professional obsessions: building / construction safety and sustainability with the occasional soupçon of architectural theory & history
I genuinely don’t understand how you can have this much money and still look like you’ve just been copped out of a Spoons for pissing on the tables.
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country's richest and most influential men, has told Sky News.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I genuinely don’t understand how you can have this much money and still look like you’ve just been copped out of a Spoons for pissing on the tables.
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Poo, Spew, Richer Than You, Cuntface, Dribble, Twat.
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Poo, Spew, Richer Than You, Cuntface, Dribble, Twat.
Keef Stonger can’t carry on much longer.
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Keef Stonger can’t carry on much longer.
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Well, at least Starmer saw off the threat of Andy Burnham.
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Well, at least Starmer saw off the threat of Andy Burnham.
Just finished a load of drilling and sawing above head height, covered in crap.
She says Oh I’ll just get the hoover and dust you down. Had to offer a polite last minute reminder* not to extract my eardrums by force.
*Ok, possibly not that polite.
She says Oh I’ll just get the hoover and dust you down. Had to offer a polite last minute reminder* not to extract my eardrums by force.
*Ok, possibly not that polite.
February 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Just finished a load of drilling and sawing above head height, covered in crap.
She says Oh I’ll just get the hoover and dust you down. Had to offer a polite last minute reminder* not to extract my eardrums by force.
*Ok, possibly not that polite.
She says Oh I’ll just get the hoover and dust you down. Had to offer a polite last minute reminder* not to extract my eardrums by force.
*Ok, possibly not that polite.
In this evening’s edition of #cocktailwanker, I have a Sake Negroni, whilst she is enjoying a Black Tequila Cosmo
February 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
In this evening’s edition of #cocktailwanker, I have a Sake Negroni, whilst she is enjoying a Black Tequila Cosmo
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the 'fake plumber' conspiracy theory that the labour party and reform are spreading about hannah spencer is just rooted in the fact that she's feminine in her appearance and therefore can't possibly be a plumber or a plasterer.
it's just misogyny.
it's just misogyny.
February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
the 'fake plumber' conspiracy theory that the labour party and reform are spreading about hannah spencer is just rooted in the fact that she's feminine in her appearance and therefore can't possibly be a plumber or a plasterer.
it's just misogyny.
it's just misogyny.
I believe the expression is ‘Couldn’t find their own arsehole with both hands and a torch’
🚨 NEW: Robert Jenrick and Suella Braverman accidentally voted with Labour to abolish the two-child benefit cap tonight after entering the wrong lobby
February 4, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I believe the expression is ‘Couldn’t find their own arsehole with both hands and a torch’
Obviously Rowling’s a wrong ‘un, but ‘delete your yacht history’ being the new ‘delete your WhatsApp messages’ is a pretty wild turn.
February 3, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Obviously Rowling’s a wrong ‘un, but ‘delete your yacht history’ being the new ‘delete your WhatsApp messages’ is a pretty wild turn.
So Mandelson will be disappeered?
February 3, 2026 at 2:57 PM
So Mandelson will be disappeered?
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I think we all know what needs to be done with these Lex Luther’s…Every one of them.
February 2, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I think we all know what needs to be done with these Lex Luther’s…Every one of them.
The jaw-dropper with the Epstein shit is less the utter moral depravity and more the sheer sense of untouchable entitlement / stupidity: not caring about the receipts or thinking anything might come of them.
February 1, 2026 at 11:21 AM
The jaw-dropper with the Epstein shit is less the utter moral depravity and more the sheer sense of untouchable entitlement / stupidity: not caring about the receipts or thinking anything might come of them.
This evening’s inebriant of choice is the Saketini
January 31, 2026 at 10:02 PM
This evening’s inebriant of choice is the Saketini
This is a very niche #cocktails #spirits question but anyone recommend online UK suppliers who aren’t Amazon? Diffords? I go to Gerry’s in Soho who are amazing but not the cheapest.
January 31, 2026 at 12:20 PM
This is a very niche #cocktails #spirits question but anyone recommend online UK suppliers who aren’t Amazon? Diffords? I go to Gerry’s in Soho who are amazing but not the cheapest.
Oh, for fuck sale, get fucked
BREAKING: Free AI training will be offered to every adult in the UK, with short courses to teach people how to use simple AI tools effectively in the workplace.
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
January 28, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Oh, for fuck sale, get fucked
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[stares directly into the camera]
![Ben Terris
@bterris
X.com
"[My father] had one problem," Trump said. "
He started getting, what do they call it?" He pointed to his forehead and looked to his press secretary for the word that escaped him.
"Alzheimer's," Leavitt said.
"Like an Alzheimer's thing," Trump said. "Well, I don't have it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:drfb2pdjlnsqkfgsoellcahm/bafkreiddfjrkrizv6r5szmevc7gl3bgwmcoub2i7ondb7cpnnqslhsjtvi@jpeg)
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 PM
[stares directly into the camera]
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Touched grass. Had dog shit in it. Don’t see what the fuss is. 3/10 wouldn’t recommend
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Touched grass. Had dog shit in it. Don’t see what the fuss is. 3/10 wouldn’t recommend
It’s the use of the standard ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ typeface for Stop The Boats which really nails it.
January 26, 2026 at 8:25 AM
It’s the use of the standard ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ typeface for Stop The Boats which really nails it.
Counter opinion: what if exposing divisions and undermining the government are exactly what the Labour Party needs in order to survive, right now.
January 25, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Counter opinion: what if exposing divisions and undermining the government are exactly what the Labour Party needs in order to survive, right now.
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There’s always a post..
January 25, 2026 at 12:55 PM
There’s always a post..
What. The. Actual. Fuck?
January 24, 2026 at 11:10 AM
What. The. Actual. Fuck?