I work in a specialised trade restoring historic buildings. I've been lucky enough to work on some of the oldest & well known buildings across Europe. In quite a few of them i've written 'Kopites are gobshites' in hidden places that would never get found unless it got demolished

At some point politicians are going to need to acknowledge that giving violent men access to 2t plus heavy weapons that allow them to terrorise and harm dozens of people at once is no longer acceptable. This car was only 1.5t yet look at what it was capable of:

sometimes you don’t realise how much you need somebody to embrace your football hooligan adjacent tendencies until you have someone who really really embraces your football hooligan adjacent tendencies

sabrina carpenter is so scouse that she would undoubtedly be a blue.

i know this is hardly revolutionary, but milllionaires and billionaires are mad. why do you want more money?! you can have a wonderful life off the yearly growth alone!

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

a friend of mine spread some of the ashes of his stillborn son at goodison last night. that was for you fella x

the irrational screen addict’s urge to check his notifications two minutes after sending a rambling five minute voice note

they’re fucking it with this I reckon. half the reason people go is because it’s easy to get to by public transport and there are loads of places to eat and drink nearby. this has neither.

Take more cars out of more cities

tis the season

“I knew it was you cos you’re the only one in the away end who would wear a jumper like that”

When a friend tells me they've never listened to Carly Rae Jepsen

my friend has made me cry with a card he sent and that is both good and bad