Scary-elle 👻 (small titty goth gf)
@thewordunheard.bsky.social
I’ll cry anywhere, fuckin try me.
Went on a very good date where I kicked his ass at mini golf and then we made out by the giant frog in Rittenhouse Square. More dates need to involve me winning at mini golf and making out by giant frogs
June 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Went on a very good date where I kicked his ass at mini golf and then we made out by the giant frog in Rittenhouse Square. More dates need to involve me winning at mini golf and making out by giant frogs
Can you even believe Philadelphia is real
May 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Can you even believe Philadelphia is real
I opened Lex today to see if I could get a concert ticket, saw this exact ad, and turned around and walked out like Grandpa Abe
Land acknowledgement in a ketamine clinic ad on Lex is just. If I wrote it as a joke scenario it would be critiqued as “a little on the nose”
May 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I opened Lex today to see if I could get a concert ticket, saw this exact ad, and turned around and walked out like Grandpa Abe
Still here, hello.
May 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Still here, hello.
This week in my Commitment to the Bit, I told the new couple I was hooking up with about my preference to have sex before having dinner together — which we did — but then when they earnestly still tried to serve me a meal afterwards, I pretended to be offended that they didn’t say Grace first
March 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This week in my Commitment to the Bit, I told the new couple I was hooking up with about my preference to have sex before having dinner together — which we did — but then when they earnestly still tried to serve me a meal afterwards, I pretended to be offended that they didn’t say Grace first
Drunk and bored, could one of you be sexy and interesting at me thank you
March 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Drunk and bored, could one of you be sexy and interesting at me thank you
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You wouldn't know from reading this New York Times story about Trump punishing the University of Pennsylvania for trans athletes that there are no trans athletes on women's teams at the University of Pennsylvania because the New York Times didn't find that detail worth including
March 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
You wouldn't know from reading this New York Times story about Trump punishing the University of Pennsylvania for trans athletes that there are no trans athletes on women's teams at the University of Pennsylvania because the New York Times didn't find that detail worth including
My partner was briefly dating a friend of his before we met, and kept us apart for months because he thought it would be weird. Turns out she rules. What if I stole her. What then
March 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My partner was briefly dating a friend of his before we met, and kept us apart for months because he thought it would be weird. Turns out she rules. What if I stole her. What then
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
If someone doesn’t get me a Creeper plushie I s2g
Mickey 17 is delightful. Dark, funny, absurd, smart, really dumb, goofy. Robert Pattinson is an excellent actor.
Saw it with some reel 🎥 sweeties @resipsa.bsky.social @beefterrorloin.bsky.social @thewordunheard.bsky.social @coffinflops.bsky.social
Saw it with some reel 🎥 sweeties @resipsa.bsky.social @beefterrorloin.bsky.social @thewordunheard.bsky.social @coffinflops.bsky.social
March 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
If someone doesn’t get me a Creeper plushie I s2g
I went on a date this week and they told me “you’re a great storyteller” which – it must be said – is a cheat code
March 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I went on a date this week and they told me “you’re a great storyteller” which – it must be said – is a cheat code
Please meet my friend Sabrina (cc: @sarahmackattack.bsky.social )
February 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Please meet my friend Sabrina (cc: @sarahmackattack.bsky.social )
Sometimes I think about what I gave up when I stopped being married, but I live alone right now and have a nasty flu, and three lovers have visited me with support and supplies and countless other friends have offered the same. Family doesn’t always look the way you expect it to.
February 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Sometimes I think about what I gave up when I stopped being married, but I live alone right now and have a nasty flu, and three lovers have visited me with support and supplies and countless other friends have offered the same. Family doesn’t always look the way you expect it to.
Dry January is silly bc why did I get so excited about a draft root beer
January 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Dry January is silly bc why did I get so excited about a draft root beer
Help I’m trapped in the orb
January 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Help I’m trapped in the orb
On the Lyft ride home from the restaurant the driver was listening to a mashup of “Sweet Dreams” and “Crank That (Soulja Boy)” and I feel insane
January 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
On the Lyft ride home from the restaurant the driver was listening to a mashup of “Sweet Dreams” and “Crank That (Soulja Boy)” and I feel insane
Wednesday night, in line for an event, I heard “Arielle?” and then saw someone I haven’t seen since high school. We hugged and caught up and he said “I thought I recognized you, but I saw you and I was like ‘there’s no way she’s 40.’”
Moisturize, babies!
Moisturize, babies!
January 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Wednesday night, in line for an event, I heard “Arielle?” and then saw someone I haven’t seen since high school. We hugged and caught up and he said “I thought I recognized you, but I saw you and I was like ‘there’s no way she’s 40.’”
Moisturize, babies!
Moisturize, babies!
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Go boids
January 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Go boids
I sent my partner a voice memo over an hour ago of me saying “bounce on it crazy style” in a Count Orlok voice and he left me on read. Do you think we’re broken up
January 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I sent my partner a voice memo over an hour ago of me saying “bounce on it crazy style” in a Count Orlok voice and he left me on read. Do you think we’re broken up
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no one has ever lost a rap battle more than this. this is the most you can lose it
whole thing is just a nonstop summary of getting owned
January 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
no one has ever lost a rap battle more than this. this is the most you can lose it
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This is a weird way for me to find out that I've been a sentient AI this whole time — huge bummer.
Apparently folks think that writing that contains an em dash is a dead giveaway that it's from ChatGPT, which I guess is a sign that most people have never read anything in their lives.
January 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This is a weird way for me to find out that I've been a sentient AI this whole time — huge bummer.
Thought to replace my IUD before the next round of court-packing, couldn’t get an appointment before March, then was offered an appointment today. Feels good to be covered for eight years as of right before inauguration 🙃
January 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Thought to replace my IUD before the next round of court-packing, couldn’t get an appointment before March, then was offered an appointment today. Feels good to be covered for eight years as of right before inauguration 🙃
One problem with me is that even when things are good I want to die all the time
January 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
One problem with me is that even when things are good I want to die all the time