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MattyNice
@palsgraf.bsky.social
The culmination of stellar cataclysms and the gravity of worlds. Countless atoms. Mostly space. LawDawg. DogMom. Them. Philly 🏳️‍🌈
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Is anyone home
to grab my Amazon box?
says the block group chat
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I won!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My 75 year old mom asked me to send action pics from Halloween, so I sent this…

@resipsa.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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These dogs were spotted taking a group photo in their Halloween costumes. We're impressed by the dog walker's dedication to getting the shot, but that ghost definitely wishes he could actually disappear. 14/10 for all (TT: franklinbarkzoo)
October 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Play the song! @sixersnba.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Just when I thought I was out … they pull me back in
October 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Edgecombe 🥵
𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝-𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞𝐬.
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
What if I change my name to Newt Stroganoff?
October 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Do Documents Dream of Sheep.docx?
October 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Listen to that pup cup crrrrunch
October 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Dunking on the Party City blue dog costume that is Franklin

www.inquirer.com/sixers/hip-h...
The Sixers’ mascot, Hip Hop, was retired in 2011. Now, for the 25th anniversary of the 2001 team, they’re bringing him back.
And that's not all. Bill Roth, the original mascot, is coming out of retirement as well.
www.inquirer.com
October 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
What if J.T. Realmuto insisted that everyone call him by his first name: Jacques?
October 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Baseball is stupid
October 7, 2025 at 9:41 AM
‘Tis the Season
September 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
In this house, we believe science
You really expect me to believe the New York Central built the streamlined J3a Super Hudsons before Tylenol was around to cause autism????

EXPLAIN THAT SMART GUY 🤔
September 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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You’re not obligated to manufacture compassion for someone who showed none in his lifetime. It’s not celebrating, it’s refusing to whitewash a legacy of division & cruelty. You don’t have to mourn an architect of violence. We can grieve the world he helped create without grieving him.
September 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Would
new restaurant concept
September 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
American Fascism is preposterously unhorny
September 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
There are plenty of fish in the seal
September 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Regular bartender at my local haunt was wearing a swashbuckling red bandana on their head, and @resipsa.bsky.social said “Arrrrrrrrrgh you having a nice day?”

I had to stand up and walk away from this top tier Pirate roast.

Bartender: It’s fine

I stopped breathing
September 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Is this anything
September 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Jocko Homo! Devo now. More than ever.
September 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Old Bones Brigade
September 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It’s difficult to tell the difference, but see if you can try

youtu.be/O8VBehdpOpI?...
August 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
A word for word reenactment of KYW’s Stan Bohrman with Abby Klein’s Oscar Nominated performance as Mayor Rizzo at the very spot where it occurred
August 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM