Your Friend Christopher
@thevole.bsky.social
I’ve never seen a dog and I don’t smile
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I want to go to as many corporate holiday parties as I can this year. I legit like wearing a suit and tie, and I want to meet strangers who I’ll never see again. Just light conversation. Folks telling me about their kids or their lawns or whatever.
No idea how to make this happen. Hashtag goals.
No idea how to make this happen. Hashtag goals.
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I want to go to as many corporate holiday parties as I can this year. I legit like wearing a suit and tie, and I want to meet strangers who I’ll never see again. Just light conversation. Folks telling me about their kids or their lawns or whatever.
No idea how to make this happen. Hashtag goals.
No idea how to make this happen. Hashtag goals.
I love the fact that all of the members of Tool look like they’re in completely different bands, none of them being Tool.
Tool - Forty Six & 2 | Live at Back to the Beginning 2025
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November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I love the fact that all of the members of Tool look like they’re in completely different bands, none of them being Tool.
Why the hell are Werther's Original classified as old person candy? I liked ‘em when I was a kiddo, I like ‘em now, and I’m only sort-of old.
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Why the hell are Werther's Original classified as old person candy? I liked ‘em when I was a kiddo, I like ‘em now, and I’m only sort-of old.
@nordecke.com ah yes. My opinion matters to the Crew. That opinion I have. The Crew loves it! Me and my opinion. It matters. I’m so excited about brands and selected partners.
I swear to g, I will volunteer, sign every waiver, and climb the smokestack every home game to get the yellow smoke back.
I swear to g, I will volunteer, sign every waiver, and climb the smokestack every home game to get the yellow smoke back.
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
@nordecke.com ah yes. My opinion matters to the Crew. That opinion I have. The Crew loves it! Me and my opinion. It matters. I’m so excited about brands and selected partners.
I swear to g, I will volunteer, sign every waiver, and climb the smokestack every home game to get the yellow smoke back.
I swear to g, I will volunteer, sign every waiver, and climb the smokestack every home game to get the yellow smoke back.
In college, a feller asked me to slap
him as hard as I could. I said “ok. Just to confirm, I am going to slap you as hard as I can. Cool?” And he agreed. So I slapped him as hard as I could.
I do not know why he asked me to do that. I do not know why he was surprised that it hurt pretty bad.
him as hard as I could. I said “ok. Just to confirm, I am going to slap you as hard as I can. Cool?” And he agreed. So I slapped him as hard as I could.
I do not know why he asked me to do that. I do not know why he was surprised that it hurt pretty bad.
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
In college, a feller asked me to slap
him as hard as I could. I said “ok. Just to confirm, I am going to slap you as hard as I can. Cool?” And he agreed. So I slapped him as hard as I could.
I do not know why he asked me to do that. I do not know why he was surprised that it hurt pretty bad.
him as hard as I could. I said “ok. Just to confirm, I am going to slap you as hard as I can. Cool?” And he agreed. So I slapped him as hard as I could.
I do not know why he asked me to do that. I do not know why he was surprised that it hurt pretty bad.
Game of the Year
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Game of the Year
I had a dream last night that I boldly smooched someone. I immediately apologized for being bad at it, because I’m incredibly out of practice, but she thought it was terrific.
So, basically, best case scenario if I ever trick someone into thinking I’m worth smoochin’.
So, basically, best case scenario if I ever trick someone into thinking I’m worth smoochin’.
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I had a dream last night that I boldly smooched someone. I immediately apologized for being bad at it, because I’m incredibly out of practice, but she thought it was terrific.
So, basically, best case scenario if I ever trick someone into thinking I’m worth smoochin’.
So, basically, best case scenario if I ever trick someone into thinking I’m worth smoochin’.
One of the biggest failures of society is people thinking that the five second rule is anything more than a funny little joke while eating something that’s just dropped on the floor.
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
One of the biggest failures of society is people thinking that the five second rule is anything more than a funny little joke while eating something that’s just dropped on the floor.
@michaelianblack.bsky.social $80k of whipped cream goes perfectly on $280 worth of pudding (not adjusted for inflation.)
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
@michaelianblack.bsky.social $80k of whipped cream goes perfectly on $280 worth of pudding (not adjusted for inflation.)
The greatest trick Dave Matthews Band ever pulled was convincing the world they’re a jam band.
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The greatest trick Dave Matthews Band ever pulled was convincing the world they’re a jam band.
Between The White House and The Pentagon, DC really nailed the art of obvious naming. Surprised the Capitol isn't "The Domed Box" and the Reflecting Pool the "Water Rectangle."
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Between The White House and The Pentagon, DC really nailed the art of obvious naming. Surprised the Capitol isn't "The Domed Box" and the Reflecting Pool the "Water Rectangle."
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gee I wonder if leaving them in the distinct buildings that people recognized and dug instead of turning them into generic corner-of-the-mall despair kiosks might have staved off the decline
Pizza Hut for sale? Parent company Yum! Brands exploring 'strategic options'
Pizza Hut for sale? Parent company Yum! Brands exploring 'strategic options'
Yum! Brands, the parent company of Taco Bell and KFC, may sell its Pizza Hut brand, which has nearly 20,000 restaurants worldwide.
bit.ly
November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
gee I wonder if leaving them in the distinct buildings that people recognized and dug instead of turning them into generic corner-of-the-mall despair kiosks might have staved off the decline
For those unfamiliar with Cincinnati, this might be very confusing
November 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
For those unfamiliar with Cincinnati, this might be very confusing
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Lately on the blog: Announcing Bear & Glass, Apple workflow consulting
https://brettterpstra.com/2025/10/31/announcing-bear-and-glass/?utm_campaign=blog_post&utm_source=mastodon
https://brettterpstra.com/2025/10/31/announcing-bear-and-glass/?utm_campaign=blog_post&utm_source=mastodon
Announcing Bear & Glass, Apple workflow consulting - BrettTerpstra.com
I’ve mentioned before that what I really wanted out of my career was to be a consultant, especially in automation and efficiency on Mac and iOS, for teams and small-to-medium size businesses…
brettterpstra.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Lately on the blog: Announcing Bear & Glass, Apple workflow consulting
https://brettterpstra.com/2025/10/31/announcing-bear-and-glass/?utm_campaign=blog_post&utm_source=mastodon
https://brettterpstra.com/2025/10/31/announcing-bear-and-glass/?utm_campaign=blog_post&utm_source=mastodon
So so happy to be announcing this today: I’m launching a business! I’ll let Brett share the good news:
brettterpstra.com/2025/10/31/a...
brettterpstra.com/2025/10/31/a...
Announcing Bear & Glass, Apple workflow consulting - BrettTerpstra.com
I’ve mentioned before that what I really wanted out of my career was to be a consultant, especially in automation and efficiency on Mac and iOS, for teams and small-to-medium size businesses…
brettterpstra.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
So so happy to be announcing this today: I’m launching a business! I’ll let Brett share the good news:
brettterpstra.com/2025/10/31/a...
brettterpstra.com/2025/10/31/a...
October 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I googled 6-7 and apparently it means negative 1
October 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I googled 6-7 and apparently it means negative 1
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I regret to say, we're gonna need better brand ambassadors.
Steven Van Zandt and Gene Simmons Push for Jewish History Education to Combat Hate: “Never Seen Antisemitism Like This”
Steven Van Zandt and Gene Simmons Push for Jewish History Education to Combat Hate: “Never Seen Antisemitism Like This”
Longtime E Street Band guitarist Steven Van Zandt and Kiss frontman Gene Simmons found themselves recently talking Jewish heritage to a group of 120 people at angel investor Richard Clareman’s house in Brentwood. The event was part of a moderated conversation for TeachRock, Van Zandt’s education nonprofit, aimed at raising funds for Jewish history education in public schools.
bit.ly
October 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I regret to say, we're gonna need better brand ambassadors.
Eminem has a restaurant called Mom’s Spaghetti. Is this the first restaurant to be named after throw-up?
October 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Eminem has a restaurant called Mom’s Spaghetti. Is this the first restaurant to be named after throw-up?
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ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY:
David Bowie killed in pepsi explosion
David Bowie killed in pepsi explosion
October 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY:
David Bowie killed in pepsi explosion
David Bowie killed in pepsi explosion
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Today I’ve learned that Mario Puzo kinda looked like a bullfrog.
October 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Today I’ve learned that Mario Puzo kinda looked like a bullfrog.
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@bcartwright.bsky.social I’m sorry, pal. Wish things wood have been better for you guys. Don’t worry, though! Next season will be here spoon!
October 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
@bcartwright.bsky.social I’m sorry, pal. Wish things wood have been better for you guys. Don’t worry, though! Next season will be here spoon!