I don’t wanna be the guy who brings this back to, y’know, kids getting shot as a byproduct of our “freedom,” but I’m gonna be the guy anyway.

You sound like you’re just discovering this news.

Another time at a party in college, a dude said some intensely crass things about a friend of mine, and I gave him a backhanded slap to express my displeasure. He said “did you just bitch slap me?” And I said “I suppose I did.”

Surprisingly, this didn’t result in an actual fight.

I feel like an “Onions and Mustard” joke referencing “Bluejays and Cardinals” could work because the meter lines up. That said, Slavonic Dances isn’t really an album that one can plumb for comedy.

Hey! I was at the 2017 one! It was called “What the fuck, Chuck?” Old ladies both admonished a) me for carrying an American flag that wasn’t upside down (sorry, lady. My flag is stronger than that) and b) the whole protest for cussin’. Apparently, people wouldn’t take us seriously if we cussed?

I don’t have the patience and/or the sort of brain shape one needs to enjoy chess, but I’m glad you do. Yr vid was terrific.

Heck, phooey to her, who will be bold enough to invite Your Friend Christopher to the Las Vegas Grand Prix?

I mean, in terms of a cost-benefit analysis, is there a better choice?

The fabric of the curtains has a clear repeating pattern and is very confusing, which is era-appropriate. The elements don’t have that level of “AI smoothness” that’s usually present. It ain’t AI. It’s someone with a sense of humor.

Sure, but I don’t think the Arlington County Board came up with the name.

Eyyyyyyy!