Your Friend Christopher
@thevole.bsky.social
I’ve never seen a dog and I don’t smile
@nordecke.com ah yes. My opinion matters to the Crew. That opinion I have. The Crew loves it! Me and my opinion. It matters. I’m so excited about brands and selected partners.
I swear to g, I will volunteer, sign every waiver, and climb the smokestack every home game to get the yellow smoke back.
I swear to g, I will volunteer, sign every waiver, and climb the smokestack every home game to get the yellow smoke back.
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
@nordecke.com ah yes. My opinion matters to the Crew. That opinion I have. The Crew loves it! Me and my opinion. It matters. I’m so excited about brands and selected partners.
I swear to g, I will volunteer, sign every waiver, and climb the smokestack every home game to get the yellow smoke back.
I swear to g, I will volunteer, sign every waiver, and climb the smokestack every home game to get the yellow smoke back.
Game of the Year
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Game of the Year
For those unfamiliar with Cincinnati, this might be very confusing
November 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
For those unfamiliar with Cincinnati, this might be very confusing
Today I’ve learned that Mario Puzo kinda looked like a bullfrog.
October 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Today I’ve learned that Mario Puzo kinda looked like a bullfrog.
How can two dudes wear the same number? I thought the whole point of numbers was to differentiate different dudes.
October 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
How can two dudes wear the same number? I thought the whole point of numbers was to differentiate different dudes.
The Bengals made a good decision? Are we living in the upside-down?
September 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The Bengals made a good decision? Are we living in the upside-down?
I wonder if Todd Frazier knows (or more likely, if he remembers) that some weirdo in the WAG’s section of Citi Field on 16-May 2012 had his father sign a baseball. It was his first multi-homer game! (Todd’s. Not his dad’s.)
August 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I wonder if Todd Frazier knows (or more likely, if he remembers) that some weirdo in the WAG’s section of Citi Field on 16-May 2012 had his father sign a baseball. It was his first multi-homer game! (Todd’s. Not his dad’s.)
Took a silly picture while I was helping Wussy load out at Bowery Ballroom.
August 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Took a silly picture while I was helping Wussy load out at Bowery Ballroom.
I feel like a ballad about committing suicide could have only charted in the 70’s.
August 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I feel like a ballad about committing suicide could have only charted in the 70’s.
Apparently MMW have been around a lot longer than I thought!
August 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Apparently MMW have been around a lot longer than I thought!
Sure, AI is pretty dumb, but I am too.
Here’s “a photorealistic image of Stalin angrily eating blueberries in a blueberry patch”
Who cares. Everything’s broken. Stalin’s eating his Blubes. Wahoo.
Here’s “a photorealistic image of Stalin angrily eating blueberries in a blueberry patch”
Who cares. Everything’s broken. Stalin’s eating his Blubes. Wahoo.
August 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Sure, AI is pretty dumb, but I am too.
Here’s “a photorealistic image of Stalin angrily eating blueberries in a blueberry patch”
Who cares. Everything’s broken. Stalin’s eating his Blubes. Wahoo.
Here’s “a photorealistic image of Stalin angrily eating blueberries in a blueberry patch”
Who cares. Everything’s broken. Stalin’s eating his Blubes. Wahoo.
Woody should be more polite imho
August 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Woody should be more polite imho
You’re all just jealous of me because your senior yearbook photo wasn’t as good as mine.
July 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
You’re all just jealous of me because your senior yearbook photo wasn’t as good as mine.
@sarahz.bsky.social also, I’ll have you know that I’m watching it on my _television_ while procrastinating on doing my laundry.
July 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
@sarahz.bsky.social also, I’ll have you know that I’m watching it on my _television_ while procrastinating on doing my laundry.
My masterpiece!
June 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My masterpiece!
