Your Friend Christopher
@thevole.bsky.social
I’ve never seen a dog and I don’t smile
Everyone’s saying that the _second_ US strike on a “drug boat” would count as a war crime, and, like, my brothers in Christ, what do you call the first one?
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Everyone’s saying that the _second_ US strike on a “drug boat” would count as a war crime, and, like, my brothers in Christ, what do you call the first one?
I feel like the new @themountaingoats.bsky.social book could be subtitled “ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, CHRISTOPHER?!?!”
And yes. Yes I am.
And yes. Yes I am.
November 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I feel like the new @themountaingoats.bsky.social book could be subtitled “ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, CHRISTOPHER?!?!”
And yes. Yes I am.
And yes. Yes I am.
Michigan wanted to start shit. The Buckeyes are above it, both literally and figuratively.
Good work, boys. Keep making us proud.
Good work, boys. Keep making us proud.
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Michigan wanted to start shit. The Buckeyes are above it, both literally and figuratively.
Good work, boys. Keep making us proud.
Good work, boys. Keep making us proud.
The fact that the big ❌ichigan fan commentator on Fox has a noted history of making and defending rape jokes is pretty much all you need to know.
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The fact that the big ❌ichigan fan commentator on Fox has a noted history of making and defending rape jokes is pretty much all you need to know.
@chainbear.bsky.social remember when everyone was like “McLaren needs to pick a #1 driver so they can win a WDC?” And now they’re like “ugh McLaren is favoring one driver this is SO UNFAIR”
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
@chainbear.bsky.social remember when everyone was like “McLaren needs to pick a #1 driver so they can win a WDC?” And now they’re like “ugh McLaren is favoring one driver this is SO UNFAIR”
I feel like the New Yorker needs to reevaluate what “favorites” are.
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I feel like the New Yorker needs to reevaluate what “favorites” are.
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Just a holiday reminder! 😂
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Just a holiday reminder! 😂
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no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
Bengals up 12, one quarter left? Oh baby, this is gonna be a classic failure. Cincinnati crapping the bed on national TV is a tradition in our homeland.
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Bengals up 12, one quarter left? Oh baby, this is gonna be a classic failure. Cincinnati crapping the bed on national TV is a tradition in our homeland.
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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I want to go to as many corporate holiday parties as I can this year. I legit like wearing a suit and tie, and I want to meet strangers who I’ll never see again. Just light conversation. Folks telling me about their kids or their lawns or whatever.
No idea how to make this happen. Hashtag goals.
No idea how to make this happen. Hashtag goals.
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I want to go to as many corporate holiday parties as I can this year. I legit like wearing a suit and tie, and I want to meet strangers who I’ll never see again. Just light conversation. Folks telling me about their kids or their lawns or whatever.
No idea how to make this happen. Hashtag goals.
No idea how to make this happen. Hashtag goals.
I love the fact that all of the members of Tool look like they’re in completely different bands, none of them being Tool.
Tool - Forty Six & 2 | Live at Back to the Beginning 2025
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November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I love the fact that all of the members of Tool look like they’re in completely different bands, none of them being Tool.
Why the hell are Werther's Original classified as old person candy? I liked ‘em when I was a kiddo, I like ‘em now, and I’m only sort-of old.
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Why the hell are Werther's Original classified as old person candy? I liked ‘em when I was a kiddo, I like ‘em now, and I’m only sort-of old.
@nordecke.com ah yes. My opinion matters to the Crew. That opinion I have. The Crew loves it! Me and my opinion. It matters. I’m so excited about brands and selected partners.
I swear to g, I will volunteer, sign every waiver, and climb the smokestack every home game to get the yellow smoke back.
I swear to g, I will volunteer, sign every waiver, and climb the smokestack every home game to get the yellow smoke back.
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
@nordecke.com ah yes. My opinion matters to the Crew. That opinion I have. The Crew loves it! Me and my opinion. It matters. I’m so excited about brands and selected partners.
I swear to g, I will volunteer, sign every waiver, and climb the smokestack every home game to get the yellow smoke back.
I swear to g, I will volunteer, sign every waiver, and climb the smokestack every home game to get the yellow smoke back.
In college, a feller asked me to slap
him as hard as I could. I said “ok. Just to confirm, I am going to slap you as hard as I can. Cool?” And he agreed. So I slapped him as hard as I could.
I do not know why he asked me to do that. I do not know why he was surprised that it hurt pretty bad.
him as hard as I could. I said “ok. Just to confirm, I am going to slap you as hard as I can. Cool?” And he agreed. So I slapped him as hard as I could.
I do not know why he asked me to do that. I do not know why he was surprised that it hurt pretty bad.
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
In college, a feller asked me to slap
him as hard as I could. I said “ok. Just to confirm, I am going to slap you as hard as I can. Cool?” And he agreed. So I slapped him as hard as I could.
I do not know why he asked me to do that. I do not know why he was surprised that it hurt pretty bad.
him as hard as I could. I said “ok. Just to confirm, I am going to slap you as hard as I can. Cool?” And he agreed. So I slapped him as hard as I could.
I do not know why he asked me to do that. I do not know why he was surprised that it hurt pretty bad.
Game of the Year
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Game of the Year
I had a dream last night that I boldly smooched someone. I immediately apologized for being bad at it, because I’m incredibly out of practice, but she thought it was terrific.
So, basically, best case scenario if I ever trick someone into thinking I’m worth smoochin’.
So, basically, best case scenario if I ever trick someone into thinking I’m worth smoochin’.
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I had a dream last night that I boldly smooched someone. I immediately apologized for being bad at it, because I’m incredibly out of practice, but she thought it was terrific.
So, basically, best case scenario if I ever trick someone into thinking I’m worth smoochin’.
So, basically, best case scenario if I ever trick someone into thinking I’m worth smoochin’.
One of the biggest failures of society is people thinking that the five second rule is anything more than a funny little joke while eating something that’s just dropped on the floor.
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
One of the biggest failures of society is people thinking that the five second rule is anything more than a funny little joke while eating something that’s just dropped on the floor.
@michaelianblack.bsky.social $80k of whipped cream goes perfectly on $280 worth of pudding (not adjusted for inflation.)
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
@michaelianblack.bsky.social $80k of whipped cream goes perfectly on $280 worth of pudding (not adjusted for inflation.)
The greatest trick Dave Matthews Band ever pulled was convincing the world they’re a jam band.
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The greatest trick Dave Matthews Band ever pulled was convincing the world they’re a jam band.
Between The White House and The Pentagon, DC really nailed the art of obvious naming. Surprised the Capitol isn't "The Domed Box" and the Reflecting Pool the "Water Rectangle."
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Between The White House and The Pentagon, DC really nailed the art of obvious naming. Surprised the Capitol isn't "The Domed Box" and the Reflecting Pool the "Water Rectangle."
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gee I wonder if leaving them in the distinct buildings that people recognized and dug instead of turning them into generic corner-of-the-mall despair kiosks might have staved off the decline
Pizza Hut for sale? Parent company Yum! Brands exploring 'strategic options'
Pizza Hut for sale? Parent company Yum! Brands exploring 'strategic options'
Yum! Brands, the parent company of Taco Bell and KFC, may sell its Pizza Hut brand, which has nearly 20,000 restaurants worldwide.
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November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
gee I wonder if leaving them in the distinct buildings that people recognized and dug instead of turning them into generic corner-of-the-mall despair kiosks might have staved off the decline
For those unfamiliar with Cincinnati, this might be very confusing
November 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
For those unfamiliar with Cincinnati, this might be very confusing