Patrick
thespiffyneostar.bsky.social
Patrick
@thespiffyneostar.bsky.social
Full time tall guy, part time silly guy. (He/Him)
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With funding for US Food Assistance programs running out, I'm giving away one Edge of Eternities Booster Box to a random entrant who has donated to a local food pantry. The winner and four runners up will also get a copy of the Magic Cookbook.

See rules in next posts. Closes at midnight on 11/3.
October 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Genuinely proud of carving this cute Lil guy
October 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
A fair consolation for this year
Of course, in this year of all years, we’re going to have to choose whether or not to root for the US in the World Series.
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
#TrueToTheBlue
We'll get 'em next year
October 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
There's some of that SODO mojo i was hoping for!!! #Mariners
October 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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[standing at the doorway to the rest of my life] Go Mariners
October 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This #Mariners game is making me 6-2 my stomach
October 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Is it just me that sees that @hankgreen.bsky.social 's Good.store is carrying powdered dish detergent, and I immediately want to know if this was also a collaboration with @techconnectify.bsky.social?
Good Store
Founded by John and Hank Green with the belief that humanity can be good news. At Good Store, we’re searching the world for the best versions of the products that you use daily, like socks, coffee, or...
Good.store
October 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
October 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Dear Toronto: We will stop scoring runs this game if Doug Ford agrees to stop tearing out bike lanes. Until then, the runs will continue.
October 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
FUK YEAH!!!!!! #MARINERS
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Mariners
October 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
October 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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At some point you just have to declare the other AL slot vacant and hold some kind of conclave, right?
October 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
OK Baseball stat nerds like @jonbois.bsky.social, Question for you:
Do the Mariners currently hold the record for highest average number of innings in post-season play? We don't make it to post season often, but when we do, boy howdy do we get a lot of innings of it...
#Mariners #Baseball
October 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Same same
I think being raised Catholic really prepared me to be a Mariners fan.

I dress up when I go, I’m ready for lots of stand up/sit down throughout, I look forward to ‘and also with you-ing’ my neighbors when something goes well, and I know that no matter what it is somehow my fault.
October 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL!!!!!!
#Mariners #TrueToTheBlue #ALCS
October 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Stepped away from the game, now looking back at the score.

FUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! CMON LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WAS MY PREVIOUS POST NOT CLEAR ENOUGH ABOUT THAT?!?!?!?!?! #Mariners #TrueToTheBlue #ALCS
October 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
A bit behind on my posts about the game but...

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!? #Mariners #TrueToTheBlue #ALCS
October 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I made this, and am very proud of how it turned out: youtu.be/P_rcJ69QQ9k?...
Monster by @doddleoddle - Emerald City Voices
YouTube video by emeraldcityvoices
youtu.be
October 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Bring back Serifs in our fonts! I want to know very clearly if people are talking about Weird Al or Weird AI!
#fonts #AI #Al
September 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM