When I turned 25, I did 50 weeks of karaoke from each of the past 50 years. 1989 was far and away the worst year to find a song I knew or wanted to sing.

Because advertising is just more times you can say the name of the company/product

Both in equal measure, I assume

Oh doy, it's literally the first bullet point in the item on the store.

Who wants to help crowd fund an Etsy witch?

OK, but how many beastquakes is this?

to paraphrase and broaden John Green's Quote: Of all the unimportant things in the world, Sports is the most important.

This is important news