Florida Man
@thesatiricalrogue.bsky.social
3 memes in a trenchcoat
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Idk about you but personally I would definitely believe my eyes if ten million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep
August 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Idk about you but personally I would definitely believe my eyes if ten million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep
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I will not buy a car from a Nazi; nor will I rent/lease a car from a Nazi. I’d rather walk or crawl on all fours than give that Nazi one red cent. He and all others like him can kiss my ass; especially the demented Orange felon.
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I will not buy a car from a Nazi; nor will I rent/lease a car from a Nazi. I’d rather walk or crawl on all fours than give that Nazi one red cent. He and all others like him can kiss my ass; especially the demented Orange felon.
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You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct
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I don't want a Ben Solo movie I want a Matt the Radar Technician movie.
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I don't want a Ben Solo movie I want a Matt the Radar Technician movie.
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don't understand how music works at all like how do u know where to put the sounds
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
don't understand how music works at all like how do u know where to put the sounds
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The correct plural is Doctors Pepper
October 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The correct plural is Doctors Pepper
*listening to the same 4 eminem songs for the past 20 years* So i still can’t tell if eminem music is … good?
October 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
*listening to the same 4 eminem songs for the past 20 years* So i still can’t tell if eminem music is … good?
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Why would I use chatGPT when I can just add “reddit” at the end of my question and get a post from like 2008 that specifically answers my question
October 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Why would I use chatGPT when I can just add “reddit” at the end of my question and get a post from like 2008 that specifically answers my question
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That speech could have been an email
September 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
That speech could have been an email
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Impossible. 1991 was ten years ago
September 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Impossible. 1991 was ten years ago
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Bullet casings collected from the scene were engraved with the words "has enough time passed now that we can collectively admit that the Barbie movie wasn't that amazing"
September 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Bullet casings collected from the scene were engraved with the words "has enough time passed now that we can collectively admit that the Barbie movie wasn't that amazing"
day-to-day life? more like the adventures of sharklava and boygirl (in 3d)
September 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
day-to-day life? more like the adventures of sharklava and boygirl (in 3d)
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If you watch Jaws backwards it becomes a heartwarming story about a shark giving limbs to disabled people.
September 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If you watch Jaws backwards it becomes a heartwarming story about a shark giving limbs to disabled people.
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I'm not on TikTok, but for those who do, there's no better time to uninstall it than now.
September 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I'm not on TikTok, but for those who do, there's no better time to uninstall it than now.
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what in the 2010s hell is this? 😭
September 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
what in the 2010s hell is this? 😭
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New signs have appeared in the local post office. I cannot help but wonder if there’s a story here.
September 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
New signs have appeared in the local post office. I cannot help but wonder if there’s a story here.
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Do you need to see the inspection permit?
May 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Do you need to see the inspection permit?
fireflies by owl city. wow, what a great way to kick off the 10s.
September 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
fireflies by owl city. wow, what a great way to kick off the 10s.
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concurrently, i am aware that the disagreeable 2015 hit “love me like you do” is still playing on pop radio in 2025. is it now a classic?
September 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
concurrently, i am aware that the disagreeable 2015 hit “love me like you do” is still playing on pop radio in 2025. is it now a classic?
i resent benson boone’s participation in the “de-sexy-ing” of pop culture, particularly because his occurred at the expense of existing media (olivia newton-john’s, no less). but i take note of its popularity when conceptualizing the culture of the 20s
September 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i resent benson boone’s participation in the “de-sexy-ing” of pop culture, particularly because his occurred at the expense of existing media (olivia newton-john’s, no less). but i take note of its popularity when conceptualizing the culture of the 20s
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Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
Remember this before you order your next pumpkin spice latte.
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
Remember this before you order your next pumpkin spice latte.
August 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
Remember this before you order your next pumpkin spice latte.
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
Remember this before you order your next pumpkin spice latte.