Ryan
@theryanbrown.bsky.social
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If you're MAGA, eat a dick.
Did you know that Brian Duensing and Alex Gordon were in each other’s weddings?
Current location: 402
If you're MAGA, eat a dick.
Did you know that Brian Duensing and Alex Gordon were in each other’s weddings?
Current location: 402
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This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
I’m watching this old, far-out, totally unbelievable fantasy series called “The West Wing”
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I’m watching this old, far-out, totally unbelievable fantasy series called “The West Wing”
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2025 PitchingNinja Slider of the Year Award. 🏆
Winner: Jacob Misiorowski
The Miz sent Willi Castro to the shadow realm with this one. 💀🪦⚰️
Winner: Jacob Misiorowski
The Miz sent Willi Castro to the shadow realm with this one. 💀🪦⚰️
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
2025 PitchingNinja Slider of the Year Award. 🏆
Winner: Jacob Misiorowski
The Miz sent Willi Castro to the shadow realm with this one. 💀🪦⚰️
Winner: Jacob Misiorowski
The Miz sent Willi Castro to the shadow realm with this one. 💀🪦⚰️
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Watching Josh Allen eat his own shit never gets old.
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Watching Josh Allen eat his own shit never gets old.
how come i’m just realizing the Houston running backs are named Woody and Chubb?
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
how come i’m just realizing the Houston running backs are named Woody and Chubb?
Due to the increase in food prices, the 5-second rule has been extended to 4-5 business days.
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Due to the increase in food prices, the 5-second rule has been extended to 4-5 business days.
Just started watching "Severance" (no spoilers, please!) and I'm two episodes in and right now all I hear is that I don't have to think about or remember work AT ALL and sign me up.
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Just started watching "Severance" (no spoilers, please!) and I'm two episodes in and right now all I hear is that I don't have to think about or remember work AT ALL and sign me up.
if you were looking for a sign that it’s time to unsubscribe to the Post, this might be it.
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
if you were looking for a sign that it’s time to unsubscribe to the Post, this might be it.
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Larry the loaf enjoying a few blissful moments, unaware that this was to be the last day of his relatively short life.
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Larry the loaf enjoying a few blissful moments, unaware that this was to be the last day of his relatively short life.
The only time he ever really looks happy is when he's with dictators and other murderers
Never forget Jamal Khashoggi and the two animals responisble and complicit for his murder and dismemberment..
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The only time he ever really looks happy is when he's with dictators and other murderers
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Not saying it’s a goodbye but man it sounds something like a goodbye
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Not saying it’s a goodbye but man it sounds something like a goodbye
2021 - could've had Jackson Merrill, James Wood, Andrew Abbott or Mason Miller
2022 - this draft was complete cheeks until Jacob Misiorowski was drafted #63 overall.
2022 - this draft was complete cheeks until Jacob Misiorowski was drafted #63 overall.
This was a ROUGH protection deadline for first-time eligible first-rounders 😬
Here's why: buff.ly/MzOYt1p
Here's why: buff.ly/MzOYt1p
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
2021 - could've had Jackson Merrill, James Wood, Andrew Abbott or Mason Miller
2022 - this draft was complete cheeks until Jacob Misiorowski was drafted #63 overall.
2022 - this draft was complete cheeks until Jacob Misiorowski was drafted #63 overall.
TWO DOLLARS!
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
TWO DOLLARS!
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There is a special circle of hell for people who have normalized this level of greed. This is a hospital.
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
There is a special circle of hell for people who have normalized this level of greed. This is a hospital.
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Me at Cloudflare making sure OpenAI stays down:
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Me at Cloudflare making sure OpenAI stays down:
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Let’s not forget the all-time terrible baseball tweets
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Let’s not forget the all-time terrible baseball tweets
King Felix
maybe Andruw Jones?
That’s probably it
maybe Andruw Jones?
That’s probably it
The 2026 Baseball Hall of Fame Ballot as announced moments ago by @baseballhall.org (baseballhall.org/news/2026-bb...). Results will be announced Jan. 20th. Game on!
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
King Felix
maybe Andruw Jones?
That’s probably it
maybe Andruw Jones?
That’s probably it
New rule: Refs can only call two penalties per team per game on kick and punt returns
After that - it’s the Purge
After that - it’s the Purge
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
New rule: Refs can only call two penalties per team per game on kick and punt returns
After that - it’s the Purge
After that - it’s the Purge
Facing a Lou Anarumo defense is EXACTLY what you don't want to see for the Chiefs offense that's struggling.
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Facing a Lou Anarumo defense is EXACTLY what you don't want to see for the Chiefs offense that's struggling.
I want Dave Toub to be mauled by a bear
November 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I want Dave Toub to be mauled by a bear
That’s another $7.77 donated to Planned Parenthood in the name of Harrison Butker
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
That’s another $7.77 donated to Planned Parenthood in the name of Harrison Butker
LOL make a better throw and you probably get that call, Denver
November 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
LOL make a better throw and you probably get that call, Denver