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I think the Texans just proved what kind of squad we’ve always thought they are. Soft, leaderless and prone to just throwin their hands up. If I was some of those stellar defenders, I’d be looking to get the fuck outta there asap. KC’s nice fwiw.
January 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I think the Texans just proved what kind of squad we’ve always thought they are. Soft, leaderless and prone to just throwin their hands up. If I was some of those stellar defenders, I’d be looking to get the fuck outta there asap. KC’s nice fwiw.
It’s gonna be hilarious when the pats lose this game.
January 18, 2026 at 10:21 PM
It’s gonna be hilarious when the pats lose this game.
My favorite thing about new SNL eps is when they get 2 jokes into the first sketch and I scream out of unbridled embarrassment for everyone involved and throw the tv out the window.
January 18, 2026 at 5:30 AM
My favorite thing about new SNL eps is when they get 2 jokes into the first sketch and I scream out of unbridled embarrassment for everyone involved and throw the tv out the window.
Sports gambling is fun because I’ve come within an angel’s whisper of winning many dollars today and inexplicably lost every time. But the shit is such a perfect scam that just getting close feels like I won. Disgusting.
January 18, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Sports gambling is fun because I’ve come within an angel’s whisper of winning many dollars today and inexplicably lost every time. But the shit is such a perfect scam that just getting close feels like I won. Disgusting.
Sometimes I hear an old song and think about how Biggie and Tupac would’ve done a Super Bowl halftime show together and it makes me hurt.
January 18, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Sometimes I hear an old song and think about how Biggie and Tupac would’ve done a Super Bowl halftime show together and it makes me hurt.
Yes but where are all the rallies packed with people happily welcoming the fascist occupation? Where are THOSE photos!!??
January 18, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Yes but where are all the rallies packed with people happily welcoming the fascist occupation? Where are THOSE photos!!??
I’m envisioning Seattle being a 13.5 pt favorite against the Bears next week and me absolutely EATING on that cover.
a young boy wearing sunglasses is sitting at a table with plates of food
ALT: a young boy wearing sunglasses is sitting at a table with plates of food
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January 18, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I’m envisioning Seattle being a 13.5 pt favorite against the Bears next week and me absolutely EATING on that cover.
“Brock Purdy” sounds like a cocky millionaire’s son that Matlock had a bad feeling about from the get go
“Brock Purdy” sounds like what a really stupid guy trying to look up AI pictures of attractive women would ask the AI
January 18, 2026 at 3:44 AM
“Brock Purdy” sounds like a cocky millionaire’s son that Matlock had a bad feeling about from the get go
kyle shans retire bitch
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
kyle shans retire bitch
If the Niners give up another unanswered TD they might pull all the starters. Next year will be here before you know it.
January 18, 2026 at 3:40 AM
If the Niners give up another unanswered TD they might pull all the starters. Next year will be here before you know it.
McCaffrey doin whatever he can to get out of this game asap. Shit is lost. Save your body the remaining half hour of needless abuse.
January 18, 2026 at 3:19 AM
McCaffrey doin whatever he can to get out of this game asap. Shit is lost. Save your body the remaining half hour of needless abuse.
Get em the fuck outta here. Postpartum forfeit. Buffalo lives and moves on.
BREAKING: Bo Nix will miss the rest of the season after suffering a broken bone in his ankle on the second-to-last play of the game, coach Sean Payton said.
January 18, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Get em the fuck outta here. Postpartum forfeit. Buffalo lives and moves on.
Don’t tell DraftKings but I’m furiously chasing my losses tonight. #1800BETSOFF
January 18, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Don’t tell DraftKings but I’m furiously chasing my losses tonight. #1800BETSOFF
Got nostalgic about making mixtapes in high school, so I painted facsimiles of some I remember having. No idea who the guy is though. Kinda looks like me but also kinda looks like a weirdo I used to buy weed from in the 90’s. Anyway I’m trying to make more #art this year. It’s fun and feels good.
January 18, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Got nostalgic about making mixtapes in high school, so I painted facsimiles of some I remember having. No idea who the guy is though. Kinda looks like me but also kinda looks like a weirdo I used to buy weed from in the 90’s. Anyway I’m trying to make more #art this year. It’s fun and feels good.
What a fucking horrible finish to a beautiful game. If you didn’t hate Denver by now, this should do it. Full bitch shit throwing into single coverage for PI flags. Payton stays trash. Always and forever.
January 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
What a fucking horrible finish to a beautiful game. If you didn’t hate Denver by now, this should do it. Full bitch shit throwing into single coverage for PI flags. Payton stays trash. Always and forever.
Buffalo’s never gonna win anything. They literally can’t. It’s hilarious.
January 18, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Buffalo’s never gonna win anything. They literally can’t. It’s hilarious.
He was never losing control before he hit the ground. I don’t get it.
January 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
He was never losing control before he hit the ground. I don’t get it.
I’ve watched this entire game I can’t remember if or when there was a penalty.
January 18, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I’ve watched this entire game I can’t remember if or when there was a penalty.
He’s not gonna make this.
January 18, 2026 at 12:42 AM
He’s not gonna make this.
Truck commercials don’t make me wanna buy a truck as much as they make me wanna get the fuck outta the country.
January 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Truck commercials don’t make me wanna buy a truck as much as they make me wanna get the fuck outta the country.
She’s literally positioning herself for a presidential run in 2028. I don’t think you guys realize how half the country thinks.
Kristi Noem is a liar and a disgrace who must be removed from office.
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January 16, 2026 at 5:02 AM
She’s literally positioning herself for a presidential run in 2028. I don’t think you guys realize how half the country thinks.
Should I join ice and infiltrate them? I’m not going to because I’m old and diseased and can’t really be on my feet for longer than two hours, but I feel like this is something thousands of healthy, decent white guys should be doing right now. If I was 20 years younger, I’d consider it.
January 16, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Should I join ice and infiltrate them? I’m not going to because I’m old and diseased and can’t really be on my feet for longer than two hours, but I feel like this is something thousands of healthy, decent white guys should be doing right now. If I was 20 years younger, I’d consider it.
Got 9 months of NBA League Pass for placing a $5 +200 bet on DK so I guess I’m a Blazers fan again. I remember streaming the league on my desktop 20 years ago and it never worked. For years! Just the worst product ever. Respect for us old heads out here. Tech caught up. Those early days were trash.
January 16, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Got 9 months of NBA League Pass for placing a $5 +200 bet on DK so I guess I’m a Blazers fan again. I remember streaming the league on my desktop 20 years ago and it never worked. For years! Just the worst product ever. Respect for us old heads out here. Tech caught up. Those early days were trash.