smugdingus
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Considering filing a lawsuit against the young male nurse that assaulted my vein yesterday. No lawyers. I’ll represent myself.
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Considering filing a lawsuit against the young male nurse that assaulted my vein yesterday. No lawyers. I’ll represent myself.
Gloomy, gray movie day.
November 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Gloomy, gray movie day.
Alternate title idea:
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Alternate title idea:
Annual MRI was fun as always. As a reward for spending 20 minutes getting my arms stabbed in search of a vein and an hour in a deafening tube of radioactive trauma, I grabbed one of these for lunch and my review is as follows:
Thanksgiving is cancelled.
Thanksgiving is cancelled.
November 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Annual MRI was fun as always. As a reward for spending 20 minutes getting my arms stabbed in search of a vein and an hour in a deafening tube of radioactive trauma, I grabbed one of these for lunch and my review is as follows:
Thanksgiving is cancelled.
Thanksgiving is cancelled.
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Cary Grant was the coolest motherfucker of all time.🤌
November 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Cary Grant was the coolest motherfucker of all time.🤌
Or as my uncle refers to the future mayor of NYC, “Zoltan-Ma’am-Danny.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Or as my uncle refers to the future mayor of NYC, “Zoltan-Ma’am-Danny.”
More like WELCOME TO SCARY!!! You guys whooooaaa!!!
October 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
More like WELCOME TO SCARY!!! You guys whooooaaa!!!
As if I could love him more.
October 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
As if I could love him more.
I do a stellar Patrick Warburton impression and if Lorne Michaels ever fucking responded to my letters, maybe I’d finally get an SNL audition.
October 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I do a stellar Patrick Warburton impression and if Lorne Michaels ever fucking responded to my letters, maybe I’d finally get an SNL audition.
Hear me out. Candy corn is a sandwich.
October 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hear me out. Candy corn is a sandwich.
Spread this around if you wanna piss off the freaks
October 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Spread this around if you wanna piss off the freaks
Smoking plays a pivotal supporting role in just about every movie made before 1985 and there’s nothing better than when the poster conveys that.
October 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Smoking plays a pivotal supporting role in just about every movie made before 1985 and there’s nothing better than when the poster conveys that.
Quenching my thirst for action while baseball sits on its ass.
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Quenching my thirst for action while baseball sits on its ass.
When the fellas are like “we’ve already gone to jail once tonight” but I see a Golden Corral.
October 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
When the fellas are like “we’ve already gone to jail once tonight” but I see a Golden Corral.
One of my buds has spent nearly 25 years saying this is, unironically, his favorite movie all time. I’ve spent literal decades ridiculing him, maintaining it’s one of the worst things I’ve ever seen so now I’m watching it again to make sure and it’s actually worse than I remembered. 0/5 stars
October 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
One of my buds has spent nearly 25 years saying this is, unironically, his favorite movie all time. I’ve spent literal decades ridiculing him, maintaining it’s one of the worst things I’ve ever seen so now I’m watching it again to make sure and it’s actually worse than I remembered. 0/5 stars
We don’t get to use the word “drubbing” much so when you can, you should. This is an absolute drubbing of scoundrels.
October 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
We don’t get to use the word “drubbing” much so when you can, you should. This is an absolute drubbing of scoundrels.
I dunno. “No kings” doesn’t feel very inclusive if I’m being honest. What about the good ones?
October 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I dunno. “No kings” doesn’t feel very inclusive if I’m being honest. What about the good ones?
Lol this is fucking embarrassing.
October 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Lol this is fucking embarrassing.