Jordí 🇨🇱
@theonlyjordan.bsky.social
The picture you see is no portrait of me.
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Considering falling asleep now
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Considering falling asleep now
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Bro what are you talking about sisyphus must be MISERABLE
February 11, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Bro what are you talking about sisyphus must be MISERABLE
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Nancy Pelosi, your legacy ma’am
NEW: House passes SAVE America Act
218-213; Rs + 1 Dem (Cuellar) vote yes.
Revised Trump-backed bill requires showing proof of citizenship "in person" to register and slaps photo ID rules to vote.
Now it goes to the Senate. No path to 60. THUNE promises a vote.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
218-213; Rs + 1 Dem (Cuellar) vote yes.
Revised Trump-backed bill requires showing proof of citizenship "in person" to register and slaps photo ID rules to vote.
Now it goes to the Senate. No path to 60. THUNE promises a vote.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
House passes SAVE America Act, sending Trump-backed election bill to the Senate
The legislation would overhaul federal election laws in all 50 states by imposing new voter ID and proof-of-citizenship requirements. But it faces a daunting path in the Senate.
www.nbcnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Nancy Pelosi, your legacy ma’am
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Once again, are these ice turds driving around with brain damage from wrecking into folks and are we expected to cover their medical bills for the rest of their lives?
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Once again, are these ice turds driving around with brain damage from wrecking into folks and are we expected to cover their medical bills for the rest of their lives?
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if i have to sell my Swarovski Shrek because of AI i will be furious
i’m gonna put this in the background of my podcast videos and claim it as a write off
if you buy this someone should take the rest of your money and give it away
February 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
if i have to sell my Swarovski Shrek because of AI i will be furious
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Need to stress that, like the Pretti killing, this terrorism is happening in extremely mixed use residential neighborhoods. Cafes and restaurants just down the street. The St. Paul Curling Club that's put out so many Olympians competing *this week* is like two blocks away.
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Need to stress that, like the Pretti killing, this terrorism is happening in extremely mixed use residential neighborhoods. Cafes and restaurants just down the street. The St. Paul Curling Club that's put out so many Olympians competing *this week* is like two blocks away.
Stain on my shirt, idk how this happened
February 11, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Stain on my shirt, idk how this happened
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Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
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Revival Of Internship Program Heralds CEO’s Daughter Coming Of Age https://theonion.com/revival-of-internship-program-heralds-ceos-daughter-coming-of-age/
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Revival Of Internship Program Heralds CEO’s Daughter Coming Of Age https://theonion.com/revival-of-internship-program-heralds-ceos-daughter-coming-of-age/
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"i will ski several kilometers just to take the most precise shot humanly possible, then do it again" takes a special kind of person
THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES
GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
"i will ski several kilometers just to take the most precise shot humanly possible, then do it again" takes a special kind of person
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Beautiful Extremely Ill White Horse status: all systems go
February 10, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Beautiful Extremely Ill White Horse status: all systems go
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The intro for every Olympic athlete is like "Their mother is a homemaker and their father is a humble owner of a private equity firm. They were raised in Davos, Switzerland"
February 11, 2026 at 3:29 PM
The intro for every Olympic athlete is like "Their mother is a homemaker and their father is a humble owner of a private equity firm. They were raised in Davos, Switzerland"
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The worlds most hopeful dog
(Yes it’s closed)
(Yes it’s closed)
February 11, 2026 at 9:06 AM
The worlds most hopeful dog
(Yes it’s closed)
(Yes it’s closed)
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Gotta admit it's less fun to see the crypto market crash on here
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Gotta admit it's less fun to see the crypto market crash on here
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i feel like someone on the NYT editorial board must’ve found their kids stash cause it’s so funny to look around at the world right now and be like LISTEN UP…..legal weed has gone too far
February 11, 2026 at 1:54 PM
i feel like someone on the NYT editorial board must’ve found their kids stash cause it’s so funny to look around at the world right now and be like LISTEN UP…..legal weed has gone too far
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mfw it's 40 degrees and sunny in chicago
February 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
mfw it's 40 degrees and sunny in chicago
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Today's weird, horrible Epstein facts are brought to you by @juliametraux.bsky.social at @motherjones.com. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Epstein couldn't stop emailing people about eugenics
In the latest files, the trafficker gives it a Silicon Valley–pilled name: "genetic altruism."
www.motherjones.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Today's weird, horrible Epstein facts are brought to you by @juliametraux.bsky.social at @motherjones.com. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Crime pays!
The French Biathlete Who Thieved Her Teammate's Credit Card: first in the 15km, wins gold
The French Biathlete Who Was Thieved: 80th (out of 90)
The Olympics!
The French Biathlete Who Was Thieved: 80th (out of 90)
The Olympics!
February 11, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Crime pays!
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Bondi is throwing a tantrum in the hearing room and Jim Jordan is helping her get away with it.
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Bondi is throwing a tantrum in the hearing room and Jim Jordan is helping her get away with it.
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Leaving the obvious racism aside for a second -- Bad Bunny has sold over 100 million albums and just won the Grammy for Best Album of the Year and these chuds are acting like he's an obscure Tuvan throat-singing act or something.
By any objective measure, he is wildly wildly popular.
By any objective measure, he is wildly wildly popular.
Both these options sound objectively amazing, why do racists keep assuming everyone's racist?
February 10, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Leaving the obvious racism aside for a second -- Bad Bunny has sold over 100 million albums and just won the Grammy for Best Album of the Year and these chuds are acting like he's an obscure Tuvan throat-singing act or something.
By any objective measure, he is wildly wildly popular.
By any objective measure, he is wildly wildly popular.
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So the feds ARE NOT considering an mRNA vaccine for the flu, which could save countless lives, but ARE backing research into whether horse dewormer can cure cancer, because the right views vaccines as elite and ivermectin as populist.
Cool.
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
Cool.
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FDA won’t review Moderna application for first mRNA-based flu vaccine
The decision, which shocked company officials, comes as the FDA says it will take a stricter approach to federal vaccine approvals.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 AM
So the feds ARE NOT considering an mRNA vaccine for the flu, which could save countless lives, but ARE backing research into whether horse dewormer can cure cancer, because the right views vaccines as elite and ivermectin as populist.
Cool.
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
Cool.
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
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Government-issued Real IDs and driver’s licenses aren’t proof of citizenship, and most people aren’t walking around with a passport.
Markwayne Mullin defends "show me your papers": "If you're here legally, there's nothing to hide. Most people already are walking around with a government-issued ID, meaning your Real ID or your driver's license. If you go board a train here, you gotta show your ID."
February 11, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Government-issued Real IDs and driver’s licenses aren’t proof of citizenship, and most people aren’t walking around with a passport.