Jordí 🇨🇱
@theonlyjordan.bsky.social
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I need a new credit card, what should I get?
February 15, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I need a new credit card, what should I get?
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“When *my husband* was deporting people and hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein…sorry I forgot where I was going with this”
Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
February 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
“When *my husband* was deporting people and hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein…sorry I forgot where I was going with this”
I somehow saw a post from
The white hosue and they apparently don't know how cars work. They think Prius's have the auto engine turn off (I haven't seen a Prius in like over 10 years) and also think auto engine turn off turns off air conditioning
The white hosue and they apparently don't know how cars work. They think Prius's have the auto engine turn off (I haven't seen a Prius in like over 10 years) and also think auto engine turn off turns off air conditioning
February 15, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I somehow saw a post from
The white hosue and they apparently don't know how cars work. They think Prius's have the auto engine turn off (I haven't seen a Prius in like over 10 years) and also think auto engine turn off turns off air conditioning
The white hosue and they apparently don't know how cars work. They think Prius's have the auto engine turn off (I haven't seen a Prius in like over 10 years) and also think auto engine turn off turns off air conditioning
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I’m in the culture lab raising consciousness
February 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I’m in the culture lab raising consciousness
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The pace at which US wealth concentration is rising is simply staggering
The concentration of AI wealth into the hands of a few tech barons + plutocratic capture ==> unchartered territory
The concentration of AI wealth into the hands of a few tech barons + plutocratic capture ==> unchartered territory
February 15, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The pace at which US wealth concentration is rising is simply staggering
The concentration of AI wealth into the hands of a few tech barons + plutocratic capture ==> unchartered territory
The concentration of AI wealth into the hands of a few tech barons + plutocratic capture ==> unchartered territory
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crucially, each movie also expands on all 3 tenets in increasingly stupid ways, the most important coming in chapter 2 when they add to point 1 by going "he's literally bullet proof now... as long as he's wearing his bespoke three piece suit"
The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins
February 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
crucially, each movie also expands on all 3 tenets in increasingly stupid ways, the most important coming in chapter 2 when they add to point 1 by going "he's literally bullet proof now... as long as he's wearing his bespoke three piece suit"
They should let me see the movie Magellan (2025)
February 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
They should let me see the movie Magellan (2025)
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
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This year at the Munich Security Conference vs. Last year at the Munich Security Conference
February 15, 2026 at 1:04 PM
This year at the Munich Security Conference vs. Last year at the Munich Security Conference
The giant slalom was so good, ITALY GOLD and second place was tied
February 15, 2026 at 1:34 PM
The giant slalom was so good, ITALY GOLD and second place was tied
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UCLA’s **faculty unions** said no, and the govt is backing off. Its admin was so ready to comply the might have already set up an autopay for the wire transfer bribe money.
UCLA said no to Trump's abusive demands, went to court, and the govt is backing off.
Harvard said no to Trump's abusive demands, went to court, and the govt is left sputtering.
Columbia, Cornell, and Northwestern giving in was a big mistake. If only there were lessons against appeasing fascists.
Harvard said no to Trump's abusive demands, went to court, and the govt is left sputtering.
Columbia, Cornell, and Northwestern giving in was a big mistake. If only there were lessons against appeasing fascists.
This is a genuinely huge, sweeping victory today for the University of California—or rather, for us, its faculty, acting through our faculty associations, while the UC itself maintained a strict policy of deer-in-headlights silence.
The Trump admin has given up its appeal of a powerful injunction:
The Trump admin has given up its appeal of a powerful injunction:
February 14, 2026 at 8:47 PM
UCLA’s **faculty unions** said no, and the govt is backing off. Its admin was so ready to comply the might have already set up an autopay for the wire transfer bribe money.
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the Norwegian cross country skier who keeps winning gold medals has such a beautiful Norwegian cross country skier name. Johannes Høsflot Klæbo. gorgeous.
February 15, 2026 at 12:16 PM
the Norwegian cross country skier who keeps winning gold medals has such a beautiful Norwegian cross country skier name. Johannes Høsflot Klæbo. gorgeous.
WOMENS GIANT SLALOM ON NOW
February 15, 2026 at 12:46 PM
WOMENS GIANT SLALOM ON NOW
I'm sorry I can't, I have to stand at the end of the pier and look into middle distance thinking about her
February 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I'm sorry I can't, I have to stand at the end of the pier and look into middle distance thinking about her
Ben Shelton wins 4-6, 6-4, 7⁷-6⁴ against Denis Shapovalov
Ends Shapovalov's incredible run here in Dallas going back to winning the title last year to set up the Final that American tennis fans were hoping for with Ben Shelton vs Taylor Fritz.
📸 Aksana Brendon Ratnayake/AP Photo
Ends Shapovalov's incredible run here in Dallas going back to winning the title last year to set up the Final that American tennis fans were hoping for with Ben Shelton vs Taylor Fritz.
📸 Aksana Brendon Ratnayake/AP Photo
February 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
What if we amore italiano ❤️🇮🇹🎾
February 15, 2026 at 1:20 AM
What if we amore italiano ❤️🇮🇹🎾
Not now $200 color block rugby shirt targeted ad on Instagram
February 14, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Not now $200 color block rugby shirt targeted ad on Instagram
Happy Valentine's Day
February 14, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Happy Valentine's Day
Rumors of the union eyeing up my workplace. I loved my last job cause it was white collar union, I got cheaper car insurance and all this cool stuff through the union and I never did a single thing that wasn't in my job description.
February 14, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Rumors of the union eyeing up my workplace. I loved my last job cause it was white collar union, I got cheaper car insurance and all this cool stuff through the union and I never did a single thing that wasn't in my job description.
South American excellence
February 14, 2026 at 3:20 PM
South American excellence
GIANT SALMON IS ON
February 14, 2026 at 12:59 PM
GIANT SALMON IS ON